Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Then why did she marry him? There is abortion. And as ghetto as it is, marry because you got knocked up is fucking stupid cause if mommy and daddy hate eachother its gonna fuck up the kid.

Ashli gets no passes for her situation fuck just google lowtax a few hours of reading woulda told what she was getting into
 
Jesus fucking Christ. Someone needs to shoop Lowtax's face on one of those scam banner ads. "This ugly son of a bitch gets pussy! Click here to find out how!"
 
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TheMonkeyMan said:
Bob Ross on downers?
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Now, we're gonna paint some happy little trees...
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northstar747 said:
Ashli gets no passes for her situation fuck just google lowtax a few hours of reading woulda told what she was getting into
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Well, you know the story of how they met, right? Lowtax originally went to Canada to meet Ashli's friend, who ran a website and she was a huge fan of SA and Lowtax's style of humor. I'm sure the friend talked him up, saying he had a successful website and a fancy car and a big house in the country and all of the lavish nerd baubles you could think of. So when LowT pulls up to her house in a GTR I'm sure Ashli started greedily rubbing her hands together and getting loonies in her eyes thinkin' "If I can get this sweaty successful American businessman to dump his seed in me I'll be set for life!" So she pussyblocks her friend and steals LowT for herself.

And Ashli did all that just to end up with a husband whose big, money making scheme, the thing that will get him back on his feet and out of the red, is to play video games online for 3 hours a week.
 
There have been at least a dozen calls for violence against political figures on SA in the past year alone and yet no stories about the secret service visiting Lowtax. Obviously SA is a complete non-entity so why would they care in 2017, but it made me wonder if they were ever in contact with him in the first place. I don't know much about the first incident, but I think it happened in like 08 or 09. Did the secret service ever visit Lowtax or was it all bullshit?
 
dryb0nes said:
There have been at least a dozen calls for violence against political figures on SA in the past year alone and yet no stories about the secret service visiting Lowtax. Obviously SA is a complete non-entity so why would they care in 2017, but it made me wonder if they were ever in contact with him in the first place. I don't know much about the first incident, but I think it happened in like 08 or 09. Did the secret service ever visit Lowtax or was it all bullshit?
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It confirmed they did do that at least once for sure because some fucking morons discussed plans for going after then president Obama.

Lowtax got grilled by the Secret Service over the idiots in question and he personally banned them all as "the stupidest posters ever" according to the Leper's Colony.

He also made a post somewhere about how his grilling by the USSS went and how pissed it made him he had to go through that.
 
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Well, you know the story of how they met, right? Lowtax originally went to Canada to meet Ashli's friend, who ran a website and she was a huge fan of SA and Lowtax's style of humor. I'm sure the friend talked him up, saying he had a successful website and a fancy car and a big house in the country and all of the lavish nerd baubles you could think of. So when LowT pulls up to her house in a GTR I'm sure Ashli started greedily rubbing her hands together and getting loonies in her eyes thinkin' "If I can get this sweaty successful American businessman to dump his seed in me I'll be set for life!" So she pussyblocks her friend and steals LowT for herself.

And Ashli did all that just to end up with a husband whose big, money making scheme, the thing that will get him back on his feet and out of the red, is to play video games online for 3 hours a week.
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Again her friend talking him up isnt the same as google, if your gonna be a gold digger you gotta know your marks.

She isnt a victium of lowtax she is a victium of her own fucking greed and/or stupidity.

again lowtax should just over hall the site have it AWS put a xenforo new forum have open enrollment or some stupid shit like that

Then

HE GETS A JOB which and while he toils in the the real world he can write funny articles again
 
dryb0nes said:
There have been at least a dozen calls for violence against political figures on SA in the past year alone and yet no stories about the secret service visiting Lowtax. Obviously SA is a complete non-entity so why would they care in 2017, but it made me wonder if they were ever in contact with him in the first place. I don't know much about the first incident, but I think it happened in like 08 or 09. Did the secret service ever visit Lowtax or was it all bullshit?
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IIRC it was more than just "Someone should kill Obama" and more like "Someone should kill Obama when he attends this event". Also LOL at Lowtax thinking SA was the hot break the USSS was looking for, more than likely the fucktards had been talking shit other places, and the USSS interviewed lowtax as one of the many places they checked on to see "Are these fuckers a real threat or just hot air?"
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
The Secret Service is well known for interviewing all sorts of people for even jokes about this sort of thing. Sam Hyde has implied that he's been visited multiple times. Its perfectly believable that Lowtax as has been visited.
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Sam Hyde is a right-wing mercenary who cuts off the ears of Nigerian children for fun, so that’s understandable. And he keeps getting away with it!
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Dumb and mostly boring bullshit from Lowtax's twitter:

Lowtax really wants to lose his twitter account yet again, apparently:

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Fortunately for Lowtax, he'll never be either.

Lowtax bitches about a drug company taking out an advertisement on a website (The Atlantic) and about the price of medicine:

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Lowtax bitches about the Democrats:

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And finally:

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He also posted a billion tweets where he made fun of an "alt-right" comedian that I didn't bother making screenshots for.
 
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I used to be someone. I used to be a contender.
I remember when...with but a word, hundreds of the most autistic goons would descend, screeching, to tell women who'd had miscarriages their wombs were making heaven too crowded.
Now..now I can't even get a dozen likes on my unverified twitter.
 
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