Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Dead gay forum members support podcast for a dead gay cartoon.

That still tho - three watermelons wearing hot topic tees.

It must tear Lowtax apart that some fag who used to write free content for his dying site makes exponentially more off of Patreon then he ever could.
 
It must tear Lowtax apart that some fag who used to write free content for his dying site makes exponentially more off of Patreon then he ever could.
That happening is at least understandable in a random universe. What has to kill him is that it's his goons funding a large part of these bovine ventures. Derek Smart gets millions, Lowtax gets called a fag.

Rinse and repeat.
 
It must tear Lowtax apart that some fag who used to write free content for his dying site makes exponentially more off of Patreon then he ever could.

Before lowtax started pimping his patreon on the forums he was getting about $250 a month for gaming garbage and his podcast. It’s now at $694.

Somethingawful isn’t even worth $500 a month to goons.
 
Is Tiny Brontosaurus a female BlackBabyGoku or some mod's pet? She can sling vitriol and death threats towards someone who only mildly disagrees with her and she only gets a slap on the wrist.

On another topic, what's this drama about Muslim tranny pants?
 
Tiny brontosaurus is another mentally ill minority like koalas march. Completely unstable, angry all the time, has a 2 page rap sheet but just can’t seem to eat a permaban even though the majority of the forums fucking hate her. She’s not a mods pet, they keep her around to stir the pot and have people spend money on custom title changes.

“Muslim hot pants” is an old meme from when LF existed. Some faggot named brother aziz scammed LF goons out of a thousand dollars claiming he was living in poverty and needed new pants for an interview because he was too fat for his existing wardrobe. Then he never went on the interview and blew the money on other shit and a bunch of them forgave him because they gave their money to a gay Muslim and it made them feel good.
 
“Muslim hot pants” is an old meme from when LF existed. Some faggot named brother aziz scammed LF goons out of a thousand dollars claiming he was living in poverty and needed new pants for an interview because he was too fat for his existing wardrobe. Then he never went on the interview and blew the money on other shit and a bunch of them forgave him because they gave their money to a gay Muslim and it made them feel good.
I thought he did buy pants but they were $2000 or something like that.

I also some faggots have been defending tiny brontosaurus after a mod got tired of her being a cunt told he/she/it to calm the fuck down.
 
I've always wondered, do idiots like this ever think about nest eggs and retirement funds?
I can't imagine they do. Like the subjects of the LP thread, most of these types seem to think regular jobs and responsibilities are beneath them so I gotta think they believe the serendipitous blunders will keep them comfortable even when they're elderly and think nothing further into it.
 
I've always wondered, do idiots like this ever think about nest eggs and retirement funds? This isn't exactly a career choice that's stable and for the long haul. A Simpsons podcast? Mom and Dad must be so proud.
These are the kinds of people who think that the state (i.e. everyone else) should look after them in retirement so there's no need to save.
 
So a podcast about an old, tired and dying cartoon still makes more than an old, tired and dead forum. Makes sense.
I wonder if Lowtax ever wakes up in a cold sweat at night over the offers he turned down to sell out.
The Ambien and cheap wine is there to make sure he’s never fully awake.
 
Funny, I would define "rich" as being able to live well into adulthood not having a job and growing tall by standing on the shoulders of the little people who actually had to earn money.
We're not talking about reality though, we're talking about the fantasy world of someone who things a podcast about a dead gay cartoon is a good bet for a career.

Side note, whenever someone proposes sweeping taxes to make "the rich" pay their "fair share", ask them where they think the threshold for being rich starts. I'll bet you hard currency they think it's whatever tax bracket is just above them.
 
The whole online e-cleb entertainer economy just seems so god awful. Granted lowtax was a dinosaur by the time that economy came about.

whats funny is that unlike streaming or youtube videos front page articles shouldnt have a huge time investment lowtax for the last two decades coulda had a part time job or even a fulltime job hell even maddox who was from the same era had a day job.
 
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