Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[CharlesBarkley]

Huh. You think he would be used to being roughed up from behind, honestly.

 

[X68000]

Huh. You think he would be used to being roughed up from behind, honestly.

he is a straight man, so no

 

[The Carolignian]

LMO took a job at Apple as cog #2718 in who cares what department knowing they have an open office structure. He tried to get a private office claiming he has ptsd from being attacked from behind while working in retail.

Lol, hey excuse me a minute, I'm going to go get offered a lucrative job at one of the most prestigious tech companies in the world and then complain that they need to give me special treatment even better than what they already lavish upon every other one of their employees who worked their ass off to get a foot in the door.

He really doesn't wanna make waves now that Tim the Faggot Lord is serious about outsourcing the programmers to India.

 

[BlueSpark]

"Shit like this also assumes there aren't any LGBT black people."
No it doesn't, you stupid bitch. He's talking about a trend for a large group, not saying that every single person part of said group has that opinion. God damn.

Though I'm sure KM knew that. After all, she's always talking about how terrible white people are, yet it's her most-certainly white cuckboys, Guyovich and FAU, that come to her rescue.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

LMO took a job at Apple as cog #2718 in who cares what department knowing they have an open office structure. He tried to get a private office claiming he has ptsd from being attacked from behind while working in retail.

Haha what a piece of shit. Apple will find out quickly what a bad decision it was to hire someone mentally unstable. I’m sure he’s been to HR already over microaggressions.

Within the first week of employment he was doctor shopping to get his dick chopped up and has it lined up for next year. He joins a company and his first order of business is getting his dick mutilated and taking an inordinate amount of time off from work.

Oh and he’s back on the forums, guess his break didn’t last long.

Edit: Someone link the voting stats for prop 8 in California. It wasn’t imagined that black people came out to vote for Obama and against gays. Facts Are Racist, am I right?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

View attachment 299232View attachment 299233"Shit like this also assumes there aren't any LGBT black people."
No it doesn't, you stupid bitch. He's talking about a trend for a large group, not saying that every singloe person part of said group has that opinion. God damn.

Though I'm sure KM knew that. After all, she's always talking about how terrible white people are, yet it's her most-certainly white cuckboys, Guyovich and FaU, that come to her rescue.

Someone link the voting stats for prop 8 in California. It wasn’t imagined that black people came out to vote for Obama and against gays. Facts Are Racist, am I right?

It boggles my mind how "tolerance" and "progressivism" mean this guy has to be probated because he isn't even allowed to be (from the perspective of KM's side) ignorant and thusly corrected. No, it's not possible for him to have bad info but want to learn. People like KM only understand conversations as a one-way broadcast so they don't understand that anyone else might express an idea for the purpose of hearing responses.

And I don't have stats right now but yes, white people are far more friendly to lgbt groups on average than any other racial group in America. Yes of course there are plenty of black people who are gay-friendly dipshit, he was talking about statistics. I guess by KM's standard, rape isn't a problem because we all know plenty of men who wouldn't commit rape.

 

[Grog]

"Shit like this also assumes there aren't any LGBT black people."
No it doesn't, you stupid bitch. He's talking about a trend for a large group, not saying that every singloe person part of said group has that opinion. God damn.

Though I'm sure KM knew that. After all, she's always talking about how terrible white people are, yet it's her most-certainly white cuckboys, Guyovich and FaU, that come to her rescue.

She probably feels like she's doing something good for society every time she bans someone that says something she doesn't like.
"I made this wrong opinion disappear, the world is a better place now"

 

[jace821]

Haha what a piece of shit. Apple will find out quickly what a bad decision it was to hire someone mentally unstable. I’m sure he’s been to HR already over microaggressions.

Within the first week of employment he was doctor shopping to get his dick chopped up and has it lined up for next year. He joins a company and his first order of business is getting his dick mutilated and taking an inordinate amount of time off from work.

Oh and he’s back on the forums, guess his break didn’t last long.

Edit: Someone link the voting stats for prop 8 in California. It wasn’t imagined that black people came out to vote for Obama and against gays. Facts Are Racist, am I right?

70% of black voters voted in favor of prop 8.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/06/AR2008110603880.html

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

She probably feels like she's doing something good for society every time she bans someone that says something she doesn't like.
"I made this wrong opinion disappear, the world is a better place now"

"And now Hillary will win for sure!" said every silicon socialist on November 3rd, 2016.

 

[Rhysuu]

View attachment 299232View attachment 299233"Shit like this also assumes there aren't any LGBT black people."
No it doesn't, you stupid bitch. He's talking about a trend for a large group, not saying that every singloe person part of said group has that opinion. God damn.

Though I'm sure KM knew that. After all, she's always talking about how terrible white people are, yet it's her most-certainly white cuckboys, Guyovich and FAU, that come to her rescue.

Black trans people have the highest mortality rate of all trans people because their own race despises them. Black people are, as a whole, way more intolerant of LGBT groups. Her denying this is completely homophobic because it denies that an actual problem and struggle that real LGBT people face is all in their heads. She probably lives in some whitey progressive city like Seattle where of course black people behave more tolerantly towards LGBT groups but in predominantly black areas this is NOT that case.

She is only proving her own ignorance and disconnect from the LGBT community by stating this. If she were actually involved at all with people from those groups she would be wholly aware of what happens.

 

[TiggerNits]

Black trans people have the highest mortality rate of all trans people because their own race despises them. Black people are, as a whole, way more intolerant of LGBT groups. Her denying this is completely homophobic because it denies that an actual problem and struggle that real LGBT people face is all in their heads. She probably lives in some whitey progressive city like Seattle where of course black people behave more tolerantly towards LGBT groups but in predominantly black areas this is NOT that case.

She is only proving her own ignorance and disconnect from the LGBT community by stating this. If she were actually involved at all with people from those groups she would be wholly aware of what happens.

I'm guessing it would take a goddamed PhD in mathematics to count up all this bitch's disconnects from reality

 

[Chaos Theorist]

View attachment 299232View attachment 299233"Shit like this also assumes there aren't any LGBT black people."
No it doesn't, you stupid bitch. He's talking about a trend for a large group, not saying that every singloe person part of said group has that opinion. God damn.

Though I'm sure KM knew that. After all, she's always talking about how terrible white people are, yet it's her most-certainly white cuckboys, Guyovich and FAU, that come to her rescue.

R. Guyovich is a cuck of a mod. Fuck him and his taking of sides in political discussions.

 

[jace821]

Black trans people have the highest mortality rate of all trans people because their own race despises them. Black people are, as a whole, way more intolerant of LGBT groups. Her denying this is completely homophobic because it denies that an actual problem and struggle that real LGBT people face is all in their heads. She probably lives in some whitey progressive city like Seattle where of course black people behave more tolerantly towards LGBT groups but in predominantly black areas this is NOT that case.

She is only proving her own ignorance and disconnect from the LGBT community by stating this. If she were actually involved at all with people from those groups she would be wholly aware of what happens.

She lives in Detroit in some shit hole section 8 house. "Thriving LGBT community" to her probably means there's a few gay bars. The story I linked to mentioned that 70% of black voters voted in favor of prop 8 in arguably the most progressive state in the union. I wouldn't be surprised if the percentage in favor of prop 8 was closer to 85% among black non voters.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Don’t try to rationalize anything Koalas March says, she’s mentally ill and insane. She sees racist bogeymen everywhere and her ape cage sycophants defend her inane ramblings. That’s one of the many reasons why d&d is complete garbage now. You can’t have any debate or discussion, it’s all one sided and a select group has established the acceptable facts/truths you can post.

Edit: I’m sure that dude who was banned wasn’t trying to “blame” black people for prop 8 either. He was just stating a fact that blacks overwhelmingly don’t supportmgays and it was proven by their overwhelming support of prop 8.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

I assume this woman is a black gender-reversed Jake Alley, living in her own totally isolated fantasy land, unless proof of a social life arises.

 

[MrLobe]

I see the left's response to the conservative social values of giant segments of the black population is to bury themselves in cognitive dissonance.

 

[Cryin RN]

Speaking of Koalas March, I'm keeping an eye on The Great Race Space's latest stupid idea: a fundraiser for discriminated-against PoC LGBT goons so they can afford basic living expenses since they've been so discriminated against. I'm not kidding.

The Goal
Some sort of rainy day fund by TGRS, for TGRS posters in good standing. A socialist, altruistic endeavor to help vulnerable people during bad times in their lives.

The Why
I have been pretty depressed lately.

Oh, we knew that.

Not, necessarily going back to the hospital or anything (though I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it) but I wanted to try and leave this world better than when I came into it. I have been on the forums over about a decade. I lurked for a long time before I even had my account, and I also want to leave the forums better as well. It's true that I put too much on myself and care about people to a fault, but I want to help. Maybe it's because I grew up struggling and I couldn't help myself or my family.. I don't know.

The last thread (which was supposed to be by TGRS, for TGRS) turned into.. well let's just say not good. I am aware there is a FYAD mock thread, and that's fine. I am not trying to force anyone to participate.

What Needs To Be Answered:

What kind of "program" is his? it is a charity?
It is not a charity. It should me more like a mutual society, a benefit society, or a bigger Take A Penny, type of deal. I'm not looking for thousands (or even 1k) of dollars. Just a couple hundred that can sit and be ready when someone really needs it. We helped one of our users (Fluffdaddy, who is cool and good.) get their car fixed and move out of a hotel. Which fucking delights me, and if thats our only success, I'll take it. At least we made a difference to someone.

Who should "hold on" the money?
I was nominated but certain folks outside our sub were very uncomfortable with that. A group of members seems like a good idea, as long as they are TGRS posters in good standing.

Keeping this TGRS-centric
By the nature of our sub, our posters are statistically at risk to be struck by poverty or income instability, which is why I want to keep this TGRS-centric. There are also outside forces who want to see this fail, I get it.

Nope. This project will fail because people will steal it. There is no way to enforce "take a penny" accountability over the Internet, especially not if you have a funds account with multiple donors/recipients (!!!). Even with the best of intentions and totally honest participants, the tragedy of the commons will kill this dead. The first goon with medical expenses would drain the entire fund. To goons' credit, folks indirectly point this out in the thread by suggesting that recipients get donated to individually by users.

She probably feels like she's doing something good for society every time she bans someone that says something she doesn't like.

Yes! KM is trying desperately to feel good about herself and it's going to crash and burn soooo badly and maybe some lessons will be learned about believing people on the Internet.

 

[northstar747]

remember the lets buy pants for a gay transgender muslim? remember how well that went down?

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I heard through an ex-goon that Sam Kriss used to post on LF under the name "Dead Ken".

 

[whatever I feel like]

For those not in the know, Sam Kriss is a Marxist Guardian/Vice writer who talked about misogynist gamers and other such dross. He also repeatedly groped a lady who kept quiet about it because they shared the same political views.