Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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My life got significantly better after I stopped going to SA. Goons are profoundly fucked up disgusting people that pollute other people with their neuroses. The incredibly interesting and funny stuff you can find on the SA forums does not outweigh the assorted mental illnesses and maladaptive behavior that dominate the site.

There are a nonzero number of people on the site that, as far as I can tell, spend more than forty hours a week posting long-winded diatribes about orthodox communism - last time I went there, earlier this year, one of the moderators was advancing a pro Kim Jong Un position, claiming that western media in its entirety was a series of lies aimed at deligitimizing communism.

The best example of mental illness on SA are the "troons". The typical situation is that a deeply depressed guy (read: a typical goon) happens onto the troon thread, posts a bit, and decides that the root problem in his life is that he was born as a man when he should be a woman - as opposed to his shitty financial situation, his issues with booze and/or drugs, his poor physical health, his difficulty in finding friends, the fact that he got bullied in school or his lack of success in dating. Troons cheer him on while he goes about turning his life from sad, but reparable, into into an outright disaster.
 
omnihitler said:
My life got significantly better after I stopped going to SA. Goons are profoundly fucked up disgusting people that pollute other people with their neuroses. The incredibly interesting and funny stuff you can find on the SA forums does not outweigh the assorted mental illnesses and maladaptive behavior that dominate the site.


The best example of mental illness on SA are the "troons". The typical situation is that a deeply depressed guy (read: a typical goon) happens onto the troon thread, posts a bit, and decides that the root problem in his life is that he was born as a man when he should be a woman - as opposed to his shitty financial situation, his issues with booze and/or drugs, his poor physical health, his difficulty in finding friends, the fact that he got bullied in school or his lack of success in dating. Troons cheer him on while he goes about turning his life from sad, but reparable, into into an outright disaster.
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The evolution of the troons is weird in that the mods collectively suck their lady so hard. I would figure since fyad runs the forums the troons would get dunked on pretty hard.

There are few goons and threads i followed toward the end but my last big involvment was the shmorky thread. The china thread was fun to read but the goon who posted all the "wow I just had sex and feel bloated and threw up" self banned so its not nearly as entertaining.

but yeah its best if goons just move on.
 
omnihitler said:
My life got significantly better after I stopped going to SA. Goons are profoundly fucked up disgusting people that pollute other people with their neuroses. The incredibly interesting and funny stuff you can find on the SA forums does not outweigh the assorted mental illnesses and maladaptive behavior that dominate the site.

There are a nonzero number of people on the site that, as far as I can tell, spend more than forty hours a week posting long-winded diatribes about orthodox communism - last time I went there, earlier this year, one of the moderators was advancing a pro Kim Jong Un position, claiming that western media in its entirety was a series of lies aimed at deligitimizing communism.

The best example of mental illness on SA are the "troons". The typical situation is that a deeply depressed guy (read: a typical goon) happens onto the troon thread, posts a bit, and decides that the root problem in his life is that he was born as a man when he should be a woman - as opposed to his shitty financial situation, his issues with booze and/or drugs, his poor physical health, his difficulty in finding friends, the fact that he got bullied in school or his lack of success in dating. Troons cheer him on while he goes about turning his life from sad, but reparable, into into an outright disaster.
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Man, I need some ill-conceived pro-Kim Jong Un propaganda screenshots in my life. Just when I think the modern left can't wow me anymore, they find a way.
 
Here's lowtax' massive turnout for his Chicago meet up he had pinned to the top of the forums for a week. He showed up drunk/hungover and was the first to leave.
 

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Here's lowtax' massive turnout for his Chicago meet up he had pinned to the top of the forums for a week. He showed up drunk/hungover and was the first to leave.
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Hes such a miserable piece of shit. Why does he want to confirm his irrelevancy by doing things like this.

Cucked by his own mods, a shameful Lowtax.
 
LADY AMBIEN JERKS OFF PIGS. SHE GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES AND CRAWLS THROUGH THE PIGPISS MUD SLOP AND SNUGGLES UP TO THE PIG, HER FINGERS TRACING ALONG IT’S BELLY UNTIL SHE FINDS IT’S COCK. SHE BEGINS TUGGING AND STROKING AS HER TWAT MOISTENS, HER BREASTS SWELLING AND HER NIPPLES BEGIN TO STICK OUT LIKE ERASERS ON A FRESH #2 PENCIL. SHE GRUNTS WITH SATISFACTION AS THE PIG BEGINS EAGERLY THRUSTING INTO HER HAND, HER GRIP NOW TIGHTENING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE PIG’S GREASY CORKSCREW COCK. SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO WATCH THE COCK WORK IN HER HAND, GROANS WITH SATISFACTION AND BEGINS WORKING HER CLIT WITH HER OTHER MUDDY HAND, HER HIPS GYRATING WITH THE RHYTHM OF THE PIG’S THRUSTING. “OH FUCKING JESUS GOD YES..” SHE GASPS. SHE CHANGES POSITIONS, STILL MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE FEVERISHLY THRUSTING COCK AS THE PIG’S SQUEALING INTENSIFIES. SHE LEANS FORWARD AND WITH HER LIPS ALMOST TOUCHING THE PIG’S EAR, SHE WHISPERS COLE'S NAME AND BEGINS TO SHUDDER. SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION AGAIN TO THE PIGS SWOLLEN MEMBER ROCKING IN HER HAND. SHE PRESSES IT BETWEEN HER HAND AND HER FACE, THE PIG THRUSTING IT AGAINST HER CHEEKS AS SHE DROOLS. WITH A MASSIVE GRUNT AND A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL, THE PIG’S BALLS EXPLODE, BEGINNING A MASSIVE SHOWER OF HOT, SOUR PIG JIZZ. LADY AMBIEN CUPS ONE HAND UNDER THE FOUNTAIN OF STEAMING GENETIC MATERIAL GATHERING IT IN HER HAND AS THE THRUSTING COMES TO AN END. THE PIG SHUDDERS AND BEGINS TO WALK TO THE TROUGH OF SLOP IN THE CORNER OF IT’S PEN, BUT LADY AMBIEN TACKLES IT TO THE GROUND. SHE LIFTS IT’S TAIL AND SMEARS THE HANDFUL OF PIG LOAD INTO THE PIG’S OWN FETID BUTTHOLE, TURNING FLAKES OF CRUSTY PIG SHIT INTO A PIGSHIT-PIGJIZZ MUD SLOP ON THE PIGS ASS. NOW SHE TILTS HER HEAD TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS CHRIS'S FULL NAME, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. SHE SLAMS HER FACE FULL FORCE INTO THE PIG’S BUTTHOLE AND IT’S WREATH OF SHITSEMEN PUDDING, HER TONGUE MACHINE GUN FLICKING THE RIM AND THEN BURYING ITSELF TO THE HILT INSIDE THE PIG’S HOT COLON. LADY AMBIEN WORKS HER TONGUE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE PIGS ASS, AND THEN AS A FEW INCOHERENT SYLLABLES ESCAPED HER NOW BROWN LIPS, SPURTS OF FEMALE EJACULATE SPURT FROM HER PULSATING CUNT. EXHAUSTED, SHE COLLAPSES IN THE MUD, ROLLS OVER ONTO HER BACK, AND LIGHTS A CIGARETTE. SHE TAKES ONE LONG DRAG, LOOKS AGAIN TO THE SKY, AND SPEAKS HER NAME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP. THAT’S LADY AMBIEN. LADY AMBIEN DOES THAT.
 
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