Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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It's such a minor thing but I feel sorta bad for lowtax not even being able to verify his Twitter.

It's not like you need to be anyone important to get your Twitter verified...
 
Manah said:
It's such a minor thing but I feel sorta bad for lowtax not even being able to verify his Twitter.
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BuckBumble said:
lol even slowbeef is verified.
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Apparently, twitter made it so that you only need to provide some photo ID and they'll give you the blue tick.

So all it would take for Lowtax to get verified is sending some pictures of his ID to the twitter autists. But I guess even that is too much effort for him.
 
BlueSpark said:
Apparently, twitter made it so that you only need to provide some photo ID and they'll give you the blue tick.

So all it would take for Lowtax to get verified is sending some pictures of his ID to the twitter autists. But I guess even that is too much effort for him.
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No. Now that anyone can get it he doesn't want it any more.
 
I always thought it was more of a "Don't you know who I am?!" sort of thing, like they should acknowledge him as a bona fide e-celeb without him having to ask or present ID like a pleb.
 
Chaos Theorist said:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...rid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=700#post475783493

Its the Internet Critic Discussion thread. Kim Justice and Foldable Human have turned up and made some posts in the thread.
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Theyre all hating on Jontron.

Like Jontron cares what a bunch of broke brains think:

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More views than like every video combined on that faggot site Lornekates works for.
 
Mr. Professional said:
Theyre all hating on Jontron.

Like Jontron cares what a bunch of broke brains think:

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More views than like every video combined on that faggot site Lornekates works for.
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You'd think the fact that JonTron isn't fully white would have some impact on how SJWs react to his statements. The guy's name is Jonathan Aryan Jafari: his dad is Persian and his mom is a goulash eater from one of those "european" countries where they went from Mein Kampf to the Communist Manifesto without ever learning how to read. When you actually look at the racist shit he said it's pretty clear that he wasn't expressing himself very well and was caught off guard. It's possible to say something stupid without being a stupid person, and it's possible to say something racist without being a racist person, who'da thunk? One time a ticket-taker at a movie theater told me "enjoy the show" and I accidentally said "you too", but I didn't actually expect that man to somehow enjoy Hell Or High Water from the velvet ropes separating the lobby from the hallway.

edit: I can't get over how few goons are left compared to how many different people and groups they hate. I also can't get over that guy who told Lowtax that SA is "still very fucking relevant!!!!" in the way that Tumblr people will tell a Type 2 Diabetic morbidly obese quadruple-amputee transsexual with spraypaint-related brain damage that she "slays"
 
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God that must burn that fucking Milo Yannopolis or whoever can get verified, but he cant.

Jesus. His "hahaha I DIDNT CARE ANYWAY" laugh is probably 90% sobbing into his fucking hands, telling people he's totally cool and it's not a big deal.
 
DuckSucker said:
God that must burn that fucking Milo Yannopolis or whoever can get verified, but he cant.

Jesus. His "hahaha I DIDNT CARE ANYWAY" laugh is probably 90% sobbing into his fucking hands, telling people he's totally cool and it's not a big deal.
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I've genuinely never even heard of someone be declined for verification on Twitter before. I got verified and I'm absolutely nobody.
 
Every other day, I check on the forums, and every other day I see a new thread with lowtax. CITY NAME SPORTS MERCH, WEEKEND WEB, RENAME GBS ETC.

It rather disgusts me for years we heard the excuses on why he fucked off "people are mean to me wah" he hid behind wanting to just focus on being a dad.

YOU KNOW WHAT I would give him a pass if he had a normal job or fuck a part time job in MO and said he hung up his satirist pen and was just a regular guy being a dad I think this situation wouldnt be so sad.

But we know that money is drying up, the people who said for years that money would dry up are being proven right.

Everyone who sat around for years hoping daddy would come home and put the power tripping mods in their place all got banned and moved on.

Now its like a dead beat dad who walked out leaving his kids with the crazy cat lady aunts finally comes stumbling home strung out, you know he is back cause he got booted off his last gf's couch and now he is not even trying to play catch up or address the fucked stitution he just blames everyone else and while going

"hey lets watch power rangers,"

"um I am 16 now dad"

"lol the yellow ranger is asain and the black one was black"

"um so I've been doing some therapy, maybe you should come with me"

"OMG YOU ARE THE WORST SON EVER..............I MADE DOOM HOUSE"
 
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