Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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If you meant the thread lowtax declared safe, it was locked shortly after he talked about how twitter is easier and said he wanted someone to summarise everything for him.

Just like his thread for merchandise ideas, with hundreds of suggestions and people begging for those stupid keychains and city name sports team t-shirts, linking him to sites like teespring that take zero effort.

He locked the thread, said all the ideas were bad and said he wanted someone to just make something for him.
 
Shmorkys ex has dished a bit more info from the strip mall office days over at SS.

I wouldn't classify Lowtax as a cuck. He's 100% a bipolar person who self-medicates with alcohol, which is probably the worst thing you can self-medicate with as a bipolar person. I honestly feel bad for the guy. He's a deeply depressed person who can't climb out of the hole he's in. I don't think he ever really healed from his divorce and losing custody of his kids. That and he really didn't have any dreams outside of his forum, which went the complete opposite of the way he wanted it to and is unfixable. Yeah, he could sell out a bit and get more ad revenue, but there's no way to suck the SJW poison out of the userbase at this point. Stick a fork in it, it's done. When I hung out at the strip mall office he'd be walking around in basketball shorts, a stained T shirt, and no shoes. Do a little work in his office, then go in the game room and play vidya and the empty bottles on the table would just pile up. Cutting alcohol out of his life wouldn't totally fix him, but it'd be a major improvement. I let him try my kratom once to see if he would like it, but he was a baby who couldn't handle the bitter taste. I kind of feel bad for contributing to his alcohol problem - I would buy him his favorite beer and liquor to try and bribe him into letting me be a mod. Asshole always said no, though.

Everything had an air of neglect, even the office was filthy and full of bugs. The bathroom was all scummy and the toilet was full of shit stains. Lowtax's office looked like an episode of hoarders threw up in there. The backdoor actually had vines growing through it that slowly started to spread to the hallway. The place was literally starting to look like an abandoned Legend of Zelda temple. That's what alcohol does to a bipolar person, I know first hand. It suppresses that manic phase, and you need that manic phase to get shit done and clean your house for hours like a meth head. If he had a good solid manic phase he might be able to at least get the forums running on modern technology. His issue really is that he just got old before his time, mentally and emotionally. He's set in his ways, refuses to change, and refuses to adapt to the times, which is vital when you're running an internet business. He tried to get Gaming Garbage to take off in a time when Youtube LPing was a market that was already milked for the most part and everyone was moving on to Twitch. Instead of riffing on popular games, he and Shmork played shit from Game Maker and when the gimmick didn't catch on, instead of switching strategies he just put out more of the same. He's terrible at keeping on top of online money making trends. Does he even have a Patreon? That's where the money is now.

Also his new wife is a cunt. They invited me and Shmork over to their place once and I was bedridden with nausea and pain so I couldn't go and she took it as a personal offense and never reached out to us again out of spite. Petty bitch if you ask me.
 
Lol wtf happened to the Alexa rating? There's no way this isn't being manipulated, look at that trend:

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Granted, it's Alexa and only your grandma has installed the toolbar so the figures are irrelevant. Here's SA vs. KF on Google Trends:

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The Farms was more relevant than SA when the site was fucking down.
 
Yeah, Alexa is kinda crazy. Sites that by all means should be down or even being closed will often have be bizarrely bouncing back up at the same time.
 
Its possible that Lowtax opened the forums to viewing by non-members at that time? Its a thing that switches on and off occasionally and would probably have an effect. Shitload of bots readin' the forums now.
 
Does anyone know to archive SA threads properly, preferable in a archived zip so I can store them somewhere?
 
I was running banner ads on GBS for affiliate sites and making pretty good kickbacks for a grad school student. I paid $50 for a renewal month and my banner never showed up. Fistgrrl told me lowtax decided he didn't like my banner any more and deactivated it with no notice.

What a dick.
 
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SS poster guy has a point. The series of increasingly stupid ideas do seem to be motivated by money. He closed the general forum and had the admins out talking about how it was because revenues were down and "people were being driven away."

When that didn't work his turn to anti-sjw where he declared prohibited words were now allowed and that free speech would ring from the hilltops had to also be in response to falling revenue and what he thought might fix it.

When that didn't work he bounced back to SJW again, preaching the benefits of SA's hilariously bad moderation, saying that people who complain are the problem and that the moderation is great and the problem is people not being funny (making posts the admins don't find funny.)

The unifying theme there is all his decisions are being motivated by money and what he thinks will turn things around but is too dumb to actually grasp the situation. He is desperately trying to whore himself in ten different directions and doesn't even understand why he is stretching his asshole open.

SA has survived on it's own momentum in spite of lowtax, not because of him. And decades of it's membership aging and being butchered by moderators has finally numbered it's days. Now the out of touch owner is rising from his ancient slumber to be confused about what he is even responsible for because the bills are no longer paying themselves.

Normally I'd think goons could keep their forums alive forever being the perfect demographic for disposable income, but they are still giving it to a middle aged idiot who has a sense of humor that is the internet equivalent of cave paintings.
 
Speaking of Nazi rallies, the GBS Troon Brigade is chimping out about as hard as you'd expect at any dissenters. I'm not surprised Lowtax is virtue signalling to them these days, since they're his sole source of income. It seems like just yesterday he was on here telling us that he hated the far-left.

EDIT: Jesus fucking Christ, his Twitter is in "How do you do, fellow soldiers of the people's revolution?" mode.
 
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Something you have in common, Lowtax.

By the way, how's that article that you're writing about Notch and the "alt-right" coming along?
The amount of time you've spent on it, it must be hundreds of pages by now.
 
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