-koalas march successfuly trolls lowtax's then wife by posting a pic of black people whipping white people picking cotton while MLK smiles in the sky.
-Lowtax makes the subforum "negrotown" for minority issues and appoints KM as a mod.
-negrotown amasses a small but devout following.
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-a webcomics thread starts talking about WEAPONS BROWN, an epic bacon maddox style post apoc parody of charlie brown, where he fucks bitches and caps a bunch of comics characters. as bad as you imagine. The author posts on SA, turns out hes the exact kind of old school gbs guy whod make such a thing.
-qcs thread points out hes a fucked up weirdo. he gets in the thread and basically proves them right. He gets perma'd and people celebrate. Someone suggests checking FYAD next.
-KM's group, including CascadeBeta, henceforth referred to as Barney, check fyad.
-They find an LGBTQ thread, it was mostly skylark posting about things she found online. One of the posts was a meme about AGP (Autogynephilia, some lgbtq community term that is used in a hateful manner). Noone in there knows what it means, inluding JD, who thought it looked like fail. (this will be important later)
-it is xmas season so mods are slow to react about things. A QCS thread is made, shit blows the fuck up. they accuse fyad of doxxing and harrassing the trans thread posters in negrotown, i think at this point rebranded The Minority Rapport.
-jay z's sedan, then permamod of fyad sees the accusations and makes light of them by saying "i absolutely wanna murder every tranny and faggot i see. now time to open up qcs".
-people miss the point of this and take it at the most face value possible, a strategy that will be reused successfuly, and she gets permabanned.
-a lot of people get banned, and the km group, spearheaded by Barney, specifically target JD for being the mod of FYAD, and having "DONE. NOTHING.", despite being as ignorant of whatever the fuck agp meant as pretty much everyone else.
-FYAD notice Barney's avatar, Suzy from Deltarune, looks like Barney the dinosaur, earning the moniker, and making jokes about KILLING BARNEY ala early 00s newgrounds flash games. This is taken to mean that Barney is now a slur. Some people get banned for posting Barney with the ban reason being "INTENDED SLUR".
-KM ominously mentions that shes been in talks with lowtax, and that if something specific doesnt happen she and a bunch of other mods will walk.
-Lowtax closes FYAD. Jack Daniels is permabanned. Jeffrey reveals much later that lowtax was gonna straight up delete it, but he disabled the functionality before he could.
-Vice notices and publishes an article where lowtax is interviewed, says it was basically "full of nazis". (funny aside, koalas march subtweets the vice twitter post about it and says she deserves credit for this lol)
-after a lot of shit that i dont exactly recall, FYAD is reopened under the modship of pog, who was promised fyad would return if he agreed to mod it.
-90% of fyad was banned and others refused to participate, making it so that the remaning fyads were swarmed by... ahem... supportive grey forumers, who did not help matters in the slightest.
-a thread is made about fondling hitlers cock and balls, which is taken at face value as genuine support of hitler somehow.
-someone gets banned over a post that not very subtly equated donald trump to hitler, but ebcause it wasnt spelled out in giant letters it went over the km crews head. Someone calls it an ironic racism megathread.
-Someone makes a thread called "The Genuine Racism Megathread". km crew points out the ironic racism megathread spawned a Genuine Racism Megathread as an actual example of racism.
-this new fyad, nicknamed Vichy Fyad lasts for like a week. Without JD and a bunch of the most notable posters like general anime, lucy and synthy, theres no point to it.
-Some km people make lists about secret fyad nazi alt accounts that love to harrass vulnerable trans posters, that includes me, some other fyad, and a bunch of unrelated posters, mostly of them turn out to be trans.
-Among the nonsense, it is revelaed that a dnd and or cspam mod idfk, party plane jones, was in a discord full of people posting much worse shit than fyad ever did, and even aprtook in some of it. KM said it was to get ahead of doxxes of Vulnerable Posters so that they could go dark, so she defended him. Its hysterical and he eventually puts his foot in his mouth and gets demodded.
-The big one. Lowtax gets accused once again of spousal abuse. starts banning people left and right. On new years hosts a stream where he bans people at the behest of random ppl in his stream chat. When hes told hes transphobic, he says he cant be, since he jerks off to trans porn. He also apparently ate peanut butter off of a battery. Nice.
-Jeffrey agrees to purchase the site ownership from lowtax for an untold sum of money.
-Most people believe that this is bullshit and that jeffrey will be just as bad as lowtax.
-a cspam poster called smarxist and a bunch of other people make the offsite Bread n Roses, to do Leftist Political Shitposting. It becomes a furry rp board within the week. smarxist leaves with an embarrassing BANME post, is kicked out of it days later by people like Barney, and comes back acting like nothing happened.
-a whole bunch of the km crew jumped ship, but the prevailing narrative is still that fyad is nazis. Koalas march leaves somewhere along teh way, i cant remember why or when exactly.
-after some time with the dust settled and fyad was reopened. finally, jd and a bunch of other posters get unbanned but getting the admins to do this was like pulling teeth. See "I think the jack daniels permaban was excessive"
-after a bunch of unhinged streams, and amidst lawsuits and money problems from mishandling cash, and failing to pay alimony, lowtax blows his brains out.
-a whole bunch of people come to figuratively piss on his grave.
-idk where exactly this fits on the timeline, but someone who posts in support of KM, Honey trap queen, is banned as an alt of KM. Inspecting her post history reveals she made a single initial post about star trek and then dedicated herself entirely to act as her own hypeman on an alt, even suggsting donating to her patreon, and that she should be elevated to mod and or admin.
-Everyone Learned their Lesson (mostly). The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.
