Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Dr. Studman M.D. said:
I will never stop laughing at the 20 windows he got in 10 different shapes and sizes including one place at the bottom of a stair landing. Nigga had a barbecue and melted his cheap vinyl siding.
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It's too bad a lot of the details are scattered, though I heard the original topic was full of ass-kissers because he was a mod.

I will always love the phrase, "Load-bearing drywall."

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My favorite grover house pic is the one of Grover standing in a 20ft deep muddy sewage trench dug out next to his house. He was retarded and didn't secure his sewage pipes correctly and his house is literally built on a fucking swamp. So one rainy day caused his pipes to raise out the ground and leak sewage all throughout his backyard.
 
Remember, no one wanted to approve Grover's extension so grover realized all you had to do to be an inspector is be an engineer. He became an inspector and approved everything he was doing to his house.
 
Grover worked where I used to work in Virginia (Norfolk Naval Shipyard). I deliberately never met him, but I know what his job was. I won't get into the details, but he never did a day of real engineering work in his life.
 
Is this groverhouse thing like when Ned Flanders' house got destroyed and Homer and the town got together to rebuild it? That's what it looks like.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Is this groverhouse thing like when Ned Flanders' house got destroyed and Homer and the town got together to rebuild it? That's what it looks like.
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That is pretty much a spot-on analogy, except instead of the entire town getting together to build a fucked-up horror house, it was Grover all by himself, literally.

"I wouldn't take that down if I were you, it's a load-bearing poster drywall"
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
You must be talking about "Joose", which was a shady "research chemical" from Russia. The best part was when the guy selling it on TCC was found dead on a park bench (if he OD'ed or was murdered was never made clear) and all the goony goons were like "Can I get in touch with his mother, I want my $200 back!"
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i knew this guy, he bought a massive amount of da joose to vendor to goons, took their money but also started taking massive unknown doses of da joose. he lived in the northeast and started busing to arizona? or somewhere in the southwest while documenting his journey in barely coherent forums posts and irc messages, dosing greyhound strangers with eyeballed doses of week-long megavalium. somewhere along the way he acquired and started using heroin (he had no history of hard drug use, and only ever talked about smoking weed and other lite stuff) and the night before he was found dead he made a post that was interpreted to say that someone or a group of people became aware of his Joose stash and robbed him for it. the next day he was found dead on a park bench from a heroin overdose.

of course, the immediate goon reaction was "how can we chargeback this guy's widow?"
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
Did backpanther guy ultimately died crashing his Lamborghini or was that a goon urban legend?
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I never heard about that, now I'm curious as well.

I do remember someone photoshopped one of the front legs off that panther tattoo and it became a pretty popular joke.
 
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