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lol weird. The guy was a goon for like 20 years, so middle-aged at least. Now permabanned for being too open about his grooming.

Thats weird.

Along time ago fuck like around 2006 or 2007 in A/T a dude posted about working in a xxx video store and about the gay hooks ups that went on yes the goon was gay and had a story about a young man who came in, and he was all in love with him checked the dudes ID, dude just turned 18.

One of the regular leather daddies fucking grabed the 18 year old and tool him to the back.

That story was far worse than lol oh I found a baby gay.

Honestly it would be nice if the goons established a forum wide AOC.

Now I m thinking about how creepy burtsexual was about his daughter.
 
Average homosexual behaviour.
Anyway, fuck yuo for making me read the gay thread but on the plus side I found this certified "lol!" poster:
Some fag0t said:
Oh I've been in Grindr. It's a goddamn nightmare. I would never genuinely suggest it. I met one guy I was able to determine was far too boring to be dangerous and had an extremely unfulfilling hookup and realized that I'm not cut out for that scene. But Jesus the messages I got ranged from goofy to downright terrifying. Lots of twinks born-post 9/11 calling me "daddy" (which is hilarious because I'm definitely not a "daddy" by any means. I'm just bearded and paunchy). Some 21 year old kid asked me to lock him in a cage for the weekend. Three different guys asked me to rape them. Lots of methods heads. Old guys who got very angry when rejected. An alarming number of guys who wanted to have unprotected sex. That's just the shit I remember off the top of my head. I had more fun trolling assholes than anything else. I got a lot of messages where the people talked like cave men. I screen capped a lot of shit to show to my friends because it was often a great source of comedy. My favorite ever message was this:

dick
want suck

Grindr is bad. Very bad. If you're reading this and you haven't tried Grindr and are considering it. Don't. I actually felt MORE alienated and isolated after having been on there a short time. I ended up trying Scruff which isn't perfect but is considerably better and found a boyfriend I've been with for almost two years now.
Some fag0t said:
"Bad flirting" is putting it veeeeeeery mildly. A lot of the "flirting" consists of unsolicited pictures of some guy's asshole or something along the lines of "Fuck my throat.". Grindr is bad. Bad bad bad.
Some fag0t said:
A lot of people are into guys who identify as straight or like that "straight acting" bullshit. For me that shit is incredibly unattractive. It's all just self loathing and toxic masculinity. The only thing less attractive to me is bigots. Aside from everything else problematic about it, to me it just screams insecurity. Out and proud is what I am and what I'm about.
Some fag0t said:
What I meant to say is that a lot of gay men like hooking up with these "straight" idiots. I find that whole thing extremely unattractive but a lot of gay guys think of it like they're having some forbidden fruit. And to clarify I don't necessarily think that "out and proud" means or requires someone to be waving rainbow flags or shouting it from the rooftops. To me it just means being your authentic self. I know being louder about it is just not possible for everyone. Frequently these kind of guys live in a way where they want to have their cake and eat it too. They'll have their fun under cover of dark and then go back to their straight privilege and even sometimes act against their own kind. I think I actually hate traitors more than I hate just regular genuinely heterosexual homophobes.
Some fag0t said:
Straight guys are actually pretty gross much of the time.
 
Thread tax time:

More drama in the Traditional Games sub-forum, specifically the board games thread. What could be going on, you ask? Is it some company being busted for stealing from a designer? Failed kickstarter/crowdfunding rug-pulls? Slapfights between users over what retarded version of Monopoly is superior? No, far worse.

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For those not in the know, CGE is a publisher responsible for producing a very popular party game that even casual observers of the niche hobby have probably seen being sold in every store that stocks modern board games. It's pretty fun too. Until this moment they had avoided the Eye of SAuron for committing undetectable microaggressions by: making money selling popular things people want to buy but NO MORE.

Who is this brave gutterdaughter character bringing this injustice to light?

He's a fuckin ugly troon of course!

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He's also the resident thread king you have to suck his girl-dick for because he's an abrasive, angry troon with retarded aggressive takes on fucking board games of all things. Someone has to step up since the thread chased away the previous kween, an actual honest-to-god womxn but unfortunately a fat old boomer nog that stepped on too many invisible land mines for the thread psychos to handle.

Let's see the other white knights in the thread stepping up to protect mi'sirsLADYBOYS:
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A m-m-mod?! feels the need to step in and deliver some mid2000s era lingo and asspats.

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Word salad and social justice buzzword smorgasbord, Trans lifeline can expect a nice donation at some point from this ally. Maybe.

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Show some empathy guys, that's all we're asking for. When Hauptbefehlsleiter Rowling is out personally rounding up and executing innocent MtFs I don't think it's appropriate to just sit there and play pretend with plastic and cardboard. That's a heckin big yikes from me.

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All in all, a smaller flare up than I was expecting because believe or not I think most people there just want to talk about fucking board games without sacred fat troon cows showing up with their axewounds to grind and riling up the politically brain and buck broken posters.
 
The seething shows one thing: society is over the people trying to cancel HP. Normal people love Harry Potter, it has become an evergreen, and J.K. Rowling remains a celebrated author. Now, the game company may end up cucking because board games and tabletop are still very pozzed, and the troons treat it like their own domain. But they can't touch HP, and they can't touch Queen TERF, because that's not their domain. They are losing this one.
 
The seething shows one thing: society is over the people trying to cancel HP. Normal people love Harry Potter, it has become an evergreen, and J.K. Rowling remains a celebrated author. Now, the game company may end up cucking because board games and tabletop are still very pozzed, and the troons treat it like their own domain. But they can't touch HP, and they can't touch Queen TERF, because that's not their domain. They are losing this one.
Harry Potter is pretty much Trannies taking titles in Women's Highschool Sports - Trannies reached too far and went beyond what anyone with moderate common sense would consider reasonable. Well, more than that, they'd been past that point for a while, but now its so unreasonable people are actually noticing, turning to their left and right and saying "wait, this is actually insane, right? this is completely nuts?" and people realizing it wasn't just them thinking it.

Harry Potter is so completely non-controversial its just beyond the pale for normies.

Trannies forget they only exist because society too utterly cucked to round them up and throw them from helicopters.
 
Tfw you harass a woman - one who was initially sympathetic to you - for so long and so hard that she gets you legally recognized as insane.
 
Harry Potter is pretty much Trannies taking titles in Women's Highschool Sports - Trannies reached too far and went beyond what anyone with moderate common sense would consider reasonable. Well, more than that, they'd been past that point for a while, but now its so unreasonable people are actually noticing, turning to their left and right and saying "wait, this is actually insane, right? this is completely nuts?" and people realizing it wasn't just them thinking it.

Harry Potter is so completely non-controversial its just beyond the pale for normies.

Trannies forget they only exist because society too utterly cucked to round them up and throw them from helicopters.

You see them insisting that JKR is giving frothing Hitlerian speeches 24/7, and personally rounding up troons for shipment to Troonblinka, and so you look up her social media and see nothing of the sort. Normies can tell, she's just a boring middle-aged woman with completely milquetoast opinions.
 
Harry Potter is pretty much Trannies taking titles in Women's Highschool Sports - Trannies reached too far and went beyond what anyone with moderate common sense would consider reasonable. Well, more than that, they'd been past that point for a while, but now its so unreasonable people are actually noticing, turning to their left and right and saying "wait, this is actually insane, right? this is completely nuts?" and people realizing it wasn't just them thinking it.

Harry Potter is so completely non-controversial its just beyond the pale for normies.

Trannies forget they only exist because society too utterly cucked to round them up and throw them from helicopters.
Do trannies still live harry potter? I thought they all boycotted it after le evil TERF jk hitler was outed as the genocider of troons.
 
Do trannies still live harry potter? I thought they all boycotted it after le evil TERF jk hitler was outed as the genocider of troons.
Deep down they still want to live in it because all they want is a magic wand to solve their problems, but rather than confirm their delusions their idol called them degenerate freaks and told them to fuck off. If JKR said something along the lines of "you can cast 'dickusexplodus' to become a woman in the wizarding world and everyone would accept that" they'd still be worshiping at her feet.
 
Hogwarts Legacy was the best-selling video game in the U.S. in 2023, beating Call of Duty and Madden. Absolutely no one gave a fuck about the troons crying it's genocide, and it sort of marked the beginning of the end for their oversized influence.

The goons in that thread talking about how "wild" it is that Rowling is not canceled are engaging in the classic troon self-soothing technique of pretending some normal thing is outrageous (or vice versa) and everyone should acknowledge it, when really no one outside their shrinking bubble of weirdos even cares.
 
Saw this ad on the bottom of a random SA page. A time capsule of goon humor (how long ago did the mangosteen saga happen?), and I got a laff out of the GOONOIL promo code, because that's quintessentially SA. The whole place is dusty and cobwebbed. Like visiting a place you remember from your childhood, and it still looks like the way it was in 1985, everything is just decades older and grimier. Unreal. Feels like a museum of itself.

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Saw this ad on the bottom of a random SA page. A time capsule of goon humor (how long ago did the mangosteen saga happen?), and I got a laff out of the GOONOIL promo code, because that's quintessentially SA. The whole place is dusty and cobwebbed. Like visiting a place you remember from your childhood, and it still looks like the way it was in 1985, everything is just decades older and grimier. Unreal. Feels like a museum of itself.

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Nothing says "SA poster" more than Extra Virgin.
 
JK Rowling initially posted the lukewarmest of the lukewarmest "TERF" takes (she is not a radical feminist), such as that a ciswoman may be very cautious and triggered by a trans woman in a rape shelter (for those who don't know, JKR was a domestic violence survivor) and it snowballed into Twitter trannies sending her their dickpics and threatening her with rape torture and death, as women do.
 
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