Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

her nose is a fuckin boner killer

no more pictures for awhile I have to lay low

That's not a nose, that's a bell pepper. Niggas be like "Ayo ho' up, can a nigga get a side of rice to go wit dat nose?"

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Old school EQ fanboys were worse, but they're all dead now

Boogie2988 is still alive, if you can call that living.

 

[Emperor Julian]

The Mass Effect product lovers in the Andromeda thread are pretty hilarious: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3796973&userid=34932

It interesting reading his posts and seeing how the culture of the forums still encourages that lol edgy don't care facade shield by clumsy sarcasm and attempts at irrevarance.

hahahaha you are free to do whatever you want. i find the desire to act entitled about toys on the internet pretty gross so i'm gonna keep doin my thing

there is nothing ironic about my thinking people who get in opinion fights about toys on the internet are human garbage.

Cams has 4 pages of him defending the game to complete strangers online but can't admit he's heavilyand obviously invested in the topic. Goons have always had this problem they often clearly give a considerable amount of fucks about the subject they're discussing but the culture stops them admitting it so they never have a grown up discussion and instead act smug and aloof about it.

 

[TiggerNits]

Boogie2988 is still alive, if you can call that living.

Holy shit, now there's a name drop for the over 30 crowd of trolls

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Holy shit, now there's a name drop for the over 30 crowd of trolls

For those under 30, what did he do?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

For those under 30, what did he do?

 

[TiggerNits]

For those under 30, what did he do?

Super fat, really annoying, some of it was show, some of it was legit. Dude could Poe's law like a motherfucker

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Lowtax posted a thread on gaming garbage and it's barely at 3 pages. People are already sick of him after his triumphant return,

KM is also continues to lose her mind lmfao. Tumblr is a hell of a drug.

 

[HG 400]

Oh, and she's a cunt. That makes her pretty unattractive too.

lol caring about a girl's personality are you a fucking betacuck male feminist from tumblr or something? smh

 

[Aquinas]

Lowtax posted a thread on gaming garbage and it's barely at 3 pages. People are already sick of him after his triumphant return.

nah, i've seen this shit with a lot of threads in the LP subforum. If he isnt a LP 'Supa Stah' he probably isnt gonna get much traffic.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

lol caring about a girl's personality are you a fucking betacuck male feminist from tumblr or something? smh

You're missing the bigger picture here. If she was a sweetheart willing to cook and clean then I'd gladly overlook her 90 IQ and bell pepper nose but unfortunately she's embraced this toxic, hateful ideology which lets her blame all of her own personal faults and shortcomings on whitey, and because of this she has to be punished (figuratively, but also literally in a hypothetical sexual roleplay situation)

 

[HG 400]

If she was a sweetheart willing to cook and clean

All women are sweethearts willing to cook and clean and if you think otherwise you just aren't hitting hard enough.

 

[TiggerNits]

All women are sweethearts willing to cook and clean and if you think otherwise you just aren't hitting hard enough.

Or fucking good enough

 

[vertexwindi]

Or fucking good enough

>implying anyone on kf knows how to fuck

 

[HG 400]

Or fucking good enough

Hitting is more fun.

 

[TiggerNits]

Hitting is more fun.

I like to combine them

 

[Larry Thorne]

Hitting is more fun.

Can I use the belt or am I restricted to my fists?

 

[Sammo]

lol caring about a girl's personality are you a fucking betacuck male feminist from tumblr or something? smh

I'm a dyke - but not the feminist tumblr kind - so, none of the above?

It's this though:

You're missing the bigger picture here. If she was a sweetheart willing to cook and clean then I'd gladly overlook her 90 IQ and bell pepper nose but unfortunately she's embraced this toxic, hateful ideology which lets her blame all of her own personal faults and shortcomings on whitey, and because of this she has to be punished (figuratively, but also literally in a hypothetical sexual roleplay situation)

 

[HG 400]

I'm a dyke - but not the feminist tumblr kind

Unless you have a teardrop tattoo for every lipstick femme you've raped with a toilet plunger in prison I consider you the feminist tumblr kind.

 

[Sammo]

Well, I know what porn search terms I'll be typing in later.