Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Extremist Frank]

Because posting would really show them. What do you think we could say which hasn't already been said many times before by goons themselves?

"Tax, I just finished porking your wife out back. Why don't you go clean her up while I clean up your forums"

 

[OwO What's This?]

I'm of the opinion that Mrs. Kyanka is a really nice lady who is getting shit on by their completely mental administration.

 

[repentance]

I'm of the opinion that Mrs. Kyanka is a really nice lady who is getting shit on by their completely mental administration.

She bans people who express negative views about pitbulls. I don't think she gives a shit about the forums one way or another, only how much grief the forums cause her husband.

No more kiwi chat I guess. KF is going to become "the site which cannot be named" like SS was.

 

[HG 400]

What do you think we could say which hasn't already been said many times before by goons themselves?

Their phone numbers and street addresses.

 

[TiggerNits]

Which is not to say video games projects regularly end differently. Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff...

lol the only time their gaming shit didn't get undone was Goonswarm and even then they became the exact neckbeards they were fucking with.

Eve, their Star Trek Online stuff/MMO trolling in general and Awful Fantasy all turned out pretty well all things considered.

Their phone numbers and street addresses.

Too bad you can't get them fired from their jobs at self employed web designer and SSDI collector

 

[TrapOrDie]

Their phone numbers and street addresses.

At this point I don't think even this will work in what goons wanted (a better forum to shit post and have fun in) out of this situation or even what you all wanted out of the situation (a bunch of laughs.) @Lowtax has been put back in his place as a powerless old cuck too scared to do anything but make bad LP videos. One dick head got perma-banned but the counterbalance of that one dick head got moded by affirmative action in a forum that already has a bunch of dickheads as mods further unbalancing power there. Retaliation from the SJW mods/admins is already happening and will continue to happen over the next few months for everyone who put a target on their back. The two threads that got closed where knee jerk reactions from a weak mod (fluffy duck) and not an indication of the mod team being shook in any way. They certainly had no problem playing chicken with @Lowtax. I didn't have my hopes set too high anything would actually change when this started and @Lowtax invoked a better funnier forum more in line with what SA used to be, but this whole thing seems like a unmitigated failure on all fronts. Maybe one day there will be a place for old gay shit posters like me but I doubt it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

She bans people who express negative views about pitbulls. I don't think she gives a shit about the forums one way or another, only how much grief the forums cause her husband.

No more kiwi chat I guess. KF is going to become "the site which cannot be named" like SS was.

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Well it was fun while it lasted, I guess.

 

[Chefbot]

 

[Emperor Julian]

Hmmm it occurs to me Lowtax would even not have to purge in one go. All he r eally has to do is systematically implement guidelines, enforce them and slowly replace the mods with more functional individuals as they inevitably loose their shit.
The again it's pretty clear the rot is at the top.Lowtax won't put the time to maintain the forums standards so any mod gets to treat the forum as their private fiefdom, it could just have easily been inept right wing mods with slight shifts in politics. On reflection the whole thing shows the primary flaw of the mod administration system. Once the site owner is a weak or lazy or whatever then bad mods will slowly seep in.

 

[northstar747]

Hmmm it occurs to me Lowtax would even have to purge in one go. All he r eally has to do is systematically implement guidelines, enforce them and slowly replace the mods with more functional individuals as they inevitably loose their shit.
The again it's pretty clear the rot is at the top.Lowtax won't put the time to maintain the forums standards so any mod gets to treat the forum as their private fiefdom, it could just have easily been inept right wing mods with slight shifts in politics. On reflection the whole thing shows the primary flaw of the mod administration system. Once the site owner is a weak or lazy or whatever then bad mods will slowly seep in.

Also one of the mods is the site coder Zen Death Robot. Alot of richards problems stem from bad coders, He had a coder named radium who fucking didnt know what the fuck he was doing. If people ask rich about shit he would go to radium who would just blow it off.

Its a case of rich met radium during the first .c0m bubble rich didnt know how to tell he was getting bilked anyone who spoke up about it got the ban hammer and a few years ago rich shared IM conversations with radium showing what a POS he was.

When your coder threatens to leave over....i dont know SJW shit you know you have a problem. I am asshole so I would burn the place down before letting myself get openly shat on like that.

 

[OwO What's This?]

oh really now

*notices ur bullshit* owo what's this???

Guess who has two thumbs and also doesn't have a privacy statement! That's right! This gal!

Using my extensive connections within the furry community, it didn't take much effort to dox this clown. They were more than willing to give up some key information.

Born July 31, 1987, he is a 29 year old manchild with an ax to grind against Lowtax. He's very angry because Clayton Taylor Olney A.K.A. Cumulus Clouds killed himself in 2008 after being mercilessly cyberbullied by a handful of SA goons. The fiends!

He's formerly known as malkith0, infamous for an incident in which he was humiliated on World of Warcraft in front of his mother years ago.

Of course, he still lives with her - was there any doubt - and right now he is attending the University of Maryland in Collegepark, Maryland. Which is good, because as he explained to Something Awful, he has a huge fetish for school teachers. Oh, and vore. Here's hoping one of them eats him.

FIRING UP THE KIWI FARMS SPY SATELLITE BWEEP BWEEP

Rawson T Porter
3760 Jennings Chapel Rd
Woodbine, MD 21797-7504
(410) 489-7728

Email 1: malkith0@gmail.com
Email 2: malkith0@hotmail.com
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/space-pope
FurAffinity (nothing much on it): http://www.furaffinity.net/user/malkith0

And here's a photograph of him at AnthroCon 2016 (the one not in a fursuit).

Spoiler: Photograph

Have a nice day Ross!

 

[The I Scream Man]

Some of those images are broken.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Some of those images are broken.

I think I fixed it!

Let me know if any are still broken.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I think I fixed it!

Let me know if any are still broken.

First two are still broken for me.

 

[The I Scream Man]

They still are...are you copying those links from PMs?

 

[Null]

He's formerly known as malkith0, infamous for an incident in which he was humiliated on World of Warcraft in front of his mother years ago.

go on

 

[OwO What's This?]

First two are still broken for me.

Fiixxxeedd, for some reason I was having trouble getting them to upload as attachments.

go on

I wish I had more than that, but there's no video of the incident, just paraphrasing from goons.

 

[HG 400]

It begins.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

It's working now @OwO What's This?

Hey @Lowtax give some kiwis free memberships. I fought against the goons in the great Lindsey Lohan gif fight between ebaumsworld and SA but I'll fight to make SA great again now.

 

[OwO What's This?]