Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Dafuqisdis?]

If you had told me I was living in a golden age when I was reading the two world smegma thread, I would have probably killed myself

It really was.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

A goon made a post about anothy from linus tech tips leaving, that post in SH/SC was merely 3 words

gorlock the destroier

boom ban/30 and a forum ban.

Can't have a chud meme on a heckin' wholesome dead gay comedy forum.

 

[Maginot]

gorlock the destroier

upgraded to perma as that was a brave and honest tranny

 

[Big Fart Bart]

So what kinda jokes are allowed there now?
Do posters even risk trying to be funny?
So sad that they took something entertaining and nice and just turned into a safe little hugbox with zero redeeming qualities.
They could have done that literally anywhere, made some gay little forum or just a discord server today.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

So what kinda jokes are allowed there now?
Do posters even risk trying to be funny?
So sad that they took something entertaining and nice and just turned into a safe little hugbox with zero redeeming qualities.
They could have done that literally anywhere, made some gay little forum or just a discord server today.

GBS is all just one sentence posts of people attempting to be waka waka funny and completely failing.

The first page has a Simpsons meme thread that people still regularly post in. Everyone else moved on from the Simpsons like 15 years ago but not the dorks of SomethingAwful.

 

[The Grognard]

GBS is all just one sentence posts of people attempting to be waka waka funny and completely failing.

The first page has a Simpsons meme thread that people still regularly post in. Everyone else moved on from the Simpsons like 15 years ago but not the dorks of SomethingAwful.

You do have to remember, the average poster there is 40+ and has chosen trooning out as their primary solution to the mid-life crisis. They will wank about how the golden age Simpsons is still better than anything else made back then.

 

[TiggerNits]

You do have to remember, the average poster there is 40+ and has chosen trooning out as their primary solution to the mid-life crisis. They will wank about how the golden age Simpsons is still better than anything else made back then.

Yeah, I took my oldest to airsoft in Phoenix two weeks back and there was a tranny maybe a few years younger than I am with his son. Dude was damn near 40 with old favorites covered in pink patches with ponies and ugly flags with kitty cat ears on his helmet. His fat son looked so embarrassed and you could tell the kid didn't want to be there and it was totally his faggot father's totally feminine hobby that he was dragging the kid to.

I'm sure that dude has posted in GBS before now that I think about it

 

[Brain Problems]

GBS is all just one sentence posts of people attempting to be waka waka funny and completely failing.

The first page has a Simpsons meme thread that people still regularly post in. Everyone else moved on from the Simpsons like 15 years ago but not the dorks of SomethingAwful.

To be fair, Simpsons crap memes are fairly amusing but you should note that they're just getting them from other sources and posting them in the thread, hence why they're actually funny versus what you'd expect Current Year goons would be capable of creating within the strict confines of acceptable political thought.

 

[northstar747]

Regarding the simpsons

Genesplicer who is old and gay and teaches children in the fucking armpit of california. Has an issue with the krusty grill meme so the goons meme'd it pretty hard.

Just like how pedo fat tv mod Aatrek banned talking about my little pony.

two new bans today.

One dude for talkinga bout nazi's and iserial so he s racist or something

Other dude was the GBS ukraine thread and described a rocket attack.

I remember when the GBS china thread was nothing but people dying gifs

 

[Ghostse]

I remember when the GBS china thread was nothing but people dying gifs

objection! Chinks aren't people.

 

[TiggerNits]

objection! Chinks aren't people.

I would argue there are human chinks, but they're just the ones who aren't socialist or communist.

 

[northstar747]

I m sad we never got to see the 5 piece suit

 

[Coolio55]

I remember when the GBS china thread was nothing but people dying gifs

My hat goes off to China keeping it real for us guys that like some HANNAH BARBERA.
That's the real "anime".

 

[Trollblade69]

A reminder that Endorph is an mtf tranny that pretends they're a woman while espousing the inherent value of idolshit and cheesecake anime as "feminist" and pretending being a tranny makes them a representative of Japanese females.

 

[Hybrid Icing]

Enodorph is in a hell of his own making. Hates the posters, hates the mods... too weak to ever actually leave.

 

[Something Awful]

Goons playing "Chicago, the musical mafia game".






lol i dunno. weird stuff.

 

[Maginot]

I think the forums are on a lifeline because its an amazing petri dish full of internet fungal formations.

 

[northstar747]

goons are weird about sex.

I still laugh at the troll in E/N who claimed to be austistic and his fetish was having the woman be a cow or something. So much hand wringing

 

[Something Awful]

Old school goon cringe nerd style story. Got banned and probated because the girls were in middle school (but I think the goon was too? might be wishful thinking).

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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Old school goon cringe nerd style story. Got banned and probated because the girls were in middle school (but I think the goon was too? might be wishful thinking).

The story starts with "back in middle school", implying he's right there with them. So yes, he was. Mods accidentally filling in the details with their own indiscretions.