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[northstar747]

The Islamic fundamentalists that she had encountered weren't not so much fanatics, but incredibly indolent people. Everything was just "Inshallah, it is not for us to decide" and "Inshallah, it is already written in stone" to these people.

I ve encountered that shit first hand, it goes deeper than religion if you look at a bunch of goat hearders what the fuck are they doing? They building shit, doing shit of course its all "Inshallah"

To be alittle fair you will find the same "Its in gods hands" amoung the lazy white trash in the south.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I recently read an article by a woman who had studied Islam in an academic setting and had become a convicted opponent of Islam in the process. To her, one of the major faults with Islam wasn't related to fanaticism or violence, but had to do with the fact that it instills a lethargic and apathetic mindset in it's adherents. The Islamic fundamentalists that she had encountered weren't not so much fanatics, but incredibly indolent people. Everything was just "Inshallah, it is not for us to decide" and "Inshallah, it is already written in stone" to these people.
I can see why Islam as a religion could have some kind of appeal to neet slackers.

It doesn't help that most muslims are inbred as fuck. In Pakistan it's something like 70% of marriages are between first cousins.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

200 years of cousin marriage will destroy any population or culture. With that in mind, nothing about recent muslim history or the current state of their countries comes as any surprise. You don't even need to look at Islam's complete anti-intellectualism and hatred of personal or collective responsibility. Just the inbreeding is enough.

 

[northstar747]

 

[TiggerNits]

Re-reading this thread and found this post from 2017.

Holy shit, if they only knew.

I never thought he'd have the balls to go with the Sig . But the tranny hookers were a hell of a twist

 

[repentance]

 

[Tanner Glass]

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[Something Awful]

I'm sure everyone remembers the "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone" (CHAZ) during the summer of fiery but mostly peaceful protests. Obviously, the revolutionary LARPers of C-Spam were into it, and got really into it when random teenagers started getting shot.

Apparently their bloodlust was deemed to be getting a little excessive, so the thread was simply swept under the rug, but some guy had saved a bunch of posts from it:






(breadnsucc is this guy)



Anyway, the goon who posted the quotes obviously got banned for his trouble. Keeping a record of goons' lunacy is one of the worst things you can do. What are you, a Kiwi Farmer? Creep.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

He was banned for admitting to being part of a goon gaming group offsite, which is basically a nazi white supremacist offsite dogwhistle for goons.

 

[smug comporon]

CSPAM posters are beyond mentally ill and if SA had been relevant in the past 20 years it'd cause a huge shitstorm for the site.

This of course means the mods always need to come together to defend it.

 

[._.]

CSPAM posters are beyond mentally ill and if SA had been relevant in the past 20 years it'd cause a huge shitstorm for the site.

This of course means the mods always need to come together to defend it.

I mean didnt they get the FBI to investigate Lowtax or whatever because they wouldnt stop threatening to kill Obama?

 

[Ghostse]

I mean didnt they get the FBI to investigate Lowtax or whatever because they wouldnt stop threatening to kill Obama?

Secret Service, and it was when the board still LF.
And it has to be fairly serious to get a SS agent out of bed.

Annecdote, but I knew a guy who was a cop in a medium density area. Obama was going to do a whistle stop, make an appearance somewhere and move on. The week before, they were contacted by the Secret Service who said they'd send some people to the area and needed the local PD to help them ID some people of interest.
What that involved was driving around a pair of contractors to a list of addresses and asking about the names that went with those addresses - nearly every name had run-ins with the cops but a few didn't. There was a shorter list of names, hey sat around the area of those homes until they got a look at the person, and after that that the LPD was told not to worry about them. The SS was going to have agents sitting on them and they in fact asked the local cops to stay away from those individuals as much as possible until the visit was done - as far as he knew, none of those people were aware they were on an Secret Service list or that they had a federal hired gun watching them before, during, and after Chocolate Jesus rolled through.

I guess what I'm saying is that literally mentally ill enough to have multiple run-ins with the cops conspergaists were quietly monitored, but LF was so derranged they rung up Lowtax.

Which another thing: Lowtax really liked to try to build up his importance as SA Owner by saying he was "interviewed" by the SS trying to make it look like he was a big deal. Nigga got a phone call from a suit and lost his shit.

 

[Flatline]

CSPAM posters are beyond mentally ill

yospos posters are up there, too.

 

[Summer of George]

Okay this is a long-shot and pure :islamic_content: but for any goons/ex-goons...

...does anyone remember or have a copy saved of this image floating around FYAD back in 05/06. In my mind there are two versions. First is the original which is this overly detailed cartoon/drawing of a broad with a giant dick jerking off on the hood of a (car?) with the scene being reflected by a dude wearing giant mirrored aviators. I think he even may have had a smirk or something too.

The second if I am not misremembering was a King of the Hill parody image where it's the same thing except instead of a random broad it's Peggy and the guy watching is Dale or Hank.

Seeing Musk in his mirrored aviators made me want to try and dust off my photoshop skills but holy shit finding these images is fucking difficult.

Yo, you still want this?

Spoiler: kingofthehill.gif (NSFW)

At first, I was gonna PM you, but then I figured fuck it, this image has historical significance. A prime example of 2007 FYAD.

 

[Brain Problems]

Yo, you still want this?

Spoiler: kingofthehill.gif (NSFW)

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At first, I was gonna PM you, but then I figured fuck it, this image has historical significance. A prime example of 2007 FYAD.

God bless your autism.

 

[northstar747]

huh

 

[retard strength II]

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last sane SA user in 2023

 

[The Fatriarchy]

The SA moderation team knows better than some lame-ass doctor. Affirm or die.

 

[Something Awful]

He had to have known saying anything, anything at all, that could be construed as critical of the trans cult is a ban-me. Like, as a general rule, maybe you're given ONE chance to walk back and toe the line, like the goon he's quoting is suggesting. After that follows an impromptu struggle session, and a perma if you don't fully denounce your vile beliefs.

Another similar example:



Given a chance to walk back ("is this a source your quotes thing?").



It isn't.



That's it, he's done.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

My favorite part was where the word "Nazi" came out when there was absolutely no association between that point of view and that of a nazi. It's like they always say, nazi only means "person I disagree with politically".