Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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If you go deep enough down the rabbit hole, SS teaching Mandy how to hate the Jews is one of the biggest precursors to Richard's eventual, final 2,500 ft/s meal. If she doesn't yuck it up with you lads and drop the Shmorky stories, Shmorky probably never gets on the Farms' radar. Lowtax never submits his love letter to the Farms, alienating scads of goons and troons. Mandy doesn't show up here and become respected by Dynastia, paving the way for Logan to take an autism world tour.

From one perspective, you guys put the sausage in lowtax's mouth.
Seriously, how much did Aran donate to her on chaturbate?
 
Yeah... assuming this game they were playing was among adults who fucking cares.
It was, despite the absolute worst in furries waving their shit around in (and out of) the Deviantart thread for years, goons eternally have an autistic problem with hentai (now)

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Who could've possibly thought a Huniepop mafia game with goons hosted on the forums themselves circa 2017 would have sexual situations, who could've possibly forced these poor goons to partake for the entire duration of the game?

Everythingwasbees is exactly who you'd expect - a projecting troon that ran one of the ADTRW LGBT threads, who has to let everyone know how much violent/sexual gay anime with teen girls owns

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The 180's are starting

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"I was okay with the setting before and continued to hang around all the horny tabletop goons, but alas,"

Fluffdaddy is also performatively-eager to put his Haruhi and Dragon Maid avs behind him/not become the next Beergod, so he's the first retard goons PM whenever animecrime is observed, like when he fired the first shot in the tankie megathread because CSPAM demanded an F95Zone (disgustingly depraved porngame site!) poster be perma'd - which was never mentioned by name, just mysteriously-cropped screenshots where he was only in one and the trademark CSPAM panic attack - for obvious reasons, and Fluff took the purposely not-PM'd bait easily

No gas chamber archives - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=520395179
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"I wonder if pharohman777 ever got to jack it to a mutilated child's genitals?"
"Haha what no I'm not a violent retard that fantasizes about female genital mutilation outta nowhere"


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The modern goon can only project
 
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Seriously, how much did Aran donate to her on chaturbate?
I have never spent a penny on Chaturbate or any other similar or related websites. I have never paid for porn. I have never paid for any sort of sexual act. I was as polite and friendly to Mandy as I was anyone else on SS, nothing more. Less, if you count the fact that I posted her photos on the forum there and here and made fun of her repeatedly.
 
I have never spent a penny on Chaturbate or any other similar or related websites. I have never paid for porn. I have never paid for any sort of sexual act. I was as polite and friendly to Mandy as I was anyone else on SS, nothing more. Less, if you count the fact that I posted her photos on the forum there and here and made fun of her repeatedly.
Sorry, I mean, how many legos did you donate to her when she was on chaturbate?
Also: Fat
 
I have never spent a penny on Chaturbate or any other similar or related websites. I have never paid for porn. I have never paid for any sort of sexual act. I was as polite and friendly to Mandy as I was anyone else on SS, nothing more. Less, if you count the fact that I posted her photos on the forum there and here and made fun of her repeatedly.
How often did you fantasize about replacing schmorky in her life?
 
Imagine thinking you get to threadban people for 'bad takes.'

I can't imagine a bad take in a thread full of rapey hentai involving teens, unless it was a properly socialized person calling out gross shit. They'd feel that was a bad take.

Something Awful Forums > a chill place for faggots and bed dead dykes to chill and chat about loli. normies and allies keep out!!!
 
You know people like Bill Gates and Elon Musk lucked into their wealth when you think about one simple fact:

With all the money and power they have they easily could have kidnapped a group of 50 or so goons (no-one would miss them after all) and put them on a deserted island filled with cameras, the amount of money they could have made purely from making it a reality tv show alone would have been enough to make it worth it.

But no instead of Goon Adventure Island where we get to watch barely functioning pedophiles accidently set their food supply on fire we have a bunch of trannys jerking off over anime.
 
Fluffdaddy is also performatively-eager to put his Haruhi and Dragon Maid avs behind him/not become the next Beergod, so he's the first retard goons PM whenever animecrime is observed, like when he fired the first shot in the tankie megathread because CSPAM demanded an F95Zone (disgustingly depraved porngame site!) poster be perma'd - which was never mentioned by name, just mysteriously-cropped screenshots where he was only in one and the trademark CSPAM panic attack - for obvious reasons, and Fluff took the purposely not-PM'd bait easily
Setting aside the obvious "F95 gross shit" factor, how (non)-secure are Goons' cybersecurity? Because given that this is yet another textbook case of "person using username on multiple sites gets caught doing stupid creepy shit" I have a feeling most of them don't give two shits about it.

Then again, given that Astral and Jeffrey had to perma several accounts because they got compromised by a credential stuffing attack and reused their passwords... yeah, it's probably shit.
 
Setting aside the obvious "F95 gross shit" factor, how (non)-secure are Goons' cybersecurity? Because given that this is yet another textbook case of "person using username on multiple sites gets caught doing stupid creepy shit" I have a feeling most of them don't give two shits about it.

Then again, given that Astral and Jeffrey had to perma several accounts because they got compromised by a credential stuffing attack and reused their passwords... yeah, it's probably shit.

Its more about Hubris + changing times.
Remember that even ten years ago, being "outted" as being on F95 would have at most gotten you mocked unless you had managed to get under the skin of the Catlady Mods or a Mod's toadie.

But mostly its hubris.
Longer back, being a "Something awful goon" was a point of pride. Of course you wanted to register with your main virtual identity on SA, and use that ID everywhere so you can be a big shot "That's right, I'm also Punkin_Defender on SA".

And of course it also used to be there was no social media. Who cares if you are "NiggerStomper53" on every forum you frequent and they know what forums you post on? Or even if they somehow managed to get your picture or learn your power word. What are they going to do? Get every white pages from every area code?
But now, thanks to the power of human vanity, that poor opsec now matters. They can find out your name, your address, your employer.
 
Its more about Hubris + changing times.
Remember that even ten years ago, being "outted" as being on F95 would have at most gotten you mocked unless you had managed to get under the skin of the Catlady Mods or a Mod's toadie.

But mostly its hubris.
Longer back, being a "Something awful goon" was a point of pride. Of course you wanted to register with your main virtual identity on SA, and use that ID everywhere so you can be a big shot "That's right, I'm also Punkin_Defender on SA".

And of course it also used to be there was no social media. Who cares if you are "NiggerStomper53" on every forum you frequent and they know what forums you post on? Or even if they somehow managed to get your picture or learn your power word. What are they going to do? Get every white pages from every area code?
But now, thanks to the power of human vanity, that poor opsec now matters. They can find out your name, your address, your employer.
A lot of goons still use SA or that lljk thing in their names on other socials. You see them on Twitter sometimes and it's fucking weird, because they're unwilling to give up their perceived clout over being goons even though they publicly handwring about how deeply problematic the dead gay comedy forum is.

I don't think he's a cow, but Cicero from CoC has been a mod on the CS Career Questions subreddit for a while now.
 
Noted aggro troon goon Some Plague Rats has had a lot of transphobic avatars bought for her over the years. Today, Jeffrey of Yospos outed that she had been doing it to herself since at least 2021. These included telling herself to "join the 41%."
 
Ahahahaha, that's hilarious. Here's the post:

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His current avatar:

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Update: his latest avatar:

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Kind of obvious in retrospect. Some Mean Girls avatars were recently bought for the troon QCS clique (including some plague rats), and I thought to myself "who would give them an avatar of actual attractive women as an insult?" Of course he was doing it himself. Same with the Blaire White avatar. Of course he picked the one troon who actually kind of resembles a woman if you're wearing beer glasses.

Goon reactions:

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Say didnt the goons lead a campaign to get reddit, to remove the r/jail bait?

Or am I not remembering this correctly
 
Say didnt the goons lead a campaign to get reddit, to remove the r/jail bait?

Or am I not remembering this correctly
There was some anti-reddit campaign and victory was declared (even on the front page I think?) but no way I remember which r/ it was. I do remember a concentrated pedo war against reddit, maybe post the October GBS surprise?
 
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