Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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bucolic said:
Here's the egg video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zV6ubzMpr3c
The whole thing backfired tremendously on DocEvil, with the Smashmouth guy dragging him up on stage & forcing him to eat the eggs instead. When everyone saw what a pathetic cuck he was irl, he became a laughingstock in FYAD, & had to retreat to twitter.
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Sometimes you eat the eggs, and sometimes the egg eats you
 
bucolic said:
Here's the egg video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zV6ubzMpr3c
The whole thing backfired tremendously on DocEvil, with the Smashmouth guy dragging him up on stage & forcing him to eat the eggs instead. When everyone saw what a pathetic cuck he was irl, he became a laughingstock in FYAD, & had to retreat to twitter.
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I can safely say that either people wanted eggs in these trying times.
 
oh no its pipkun said:
Removing vilerat would be a travesty, might as well say goonswarm was never a thing and it was always called the Imperium or whatever they rebranded itself to.
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This I exactly what's happened though, SA cucks tried to force Mittens out so in relatiation he severed the whole alliance from SA completely and permanently.

Now if you go in the SA EVE threads it's nothing but wall to wall chat about tranny corps and shit with ZERO mention of the most influential force in the game. 🙄
 
Negro said:
This I exactly what's happened though, SA cucks tried to force Mittens out so in relatiation he severed the whole alliance from SA completely and permanently.

Now if you go in the SA EVE threads it's nothing but wall to wall chat about tranny corps and shit with ZERO mention of the most influential force in the game. 🙄
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that explains the name change then. i wondered what happened.
 
CaptainAutism69 said:
Oh, let's not forget Aran hitting on Smorky's methwhore girlfriend when she was posting on SS.
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If you go deep enough down the rabbit hole, SS teaching Mandy how to hate the Jews is one of the biggest precursors to Richard's eventual, final 2,500 ft/s meal. If she doesn't yuck it up with you lads and drop the Shmorky stories, Shmorky probably never gets on the Farms' radar. Lowtax never submits his love letter to the Farms, alienating scads of goons and troons. Mandy doesn't show up here and become respected by Dynastia, paving the way for Logan to take an autism world tour.

From one perspective, you guys put the sausage in lowtax's mouth.
 
Tacgnol said:
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If you go deep enough down the rabbit hole, SS teaching Mandy how to hate the Jews is one of the biggest precursors to Richard's eventual, final 2,500 ft/s meal. If she doesn't yuck it up with you lads and drop the Shmorky stories, Shmorky probably never gets on the Farms' radar. Lowtax never submits his love letter to the Farms, alienating scads of goons and troons. Mandy doesn't show up here and become respected by Dynastia, paving the way for Logan to take an autism world tour.

From one perspective, you guys put the sausage in lowtax's mouth.
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Shmorky was already on the RADAR. And Mandy was methwhore and being dumped. it was only a matter of time before she spilled the spaghetti - on SS or twitter or somewhere. Its like arguing what if they'd managed to cool the boilers on the titantic before the boiler room flooded - it wasn't really going to change the inevitable outcome.
 
Hybrid Icing said:
Good news! Jeffrey has woken up from his two weeks nap and has minted some new admins!

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Bad news! One might be some kind of a sex pest!

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This one's tough. On the one hand I can totally see a goon DM going full fetish on his players. On the other, talk about content warnings makes me think goons just can't handle a proper D&D campaign anymore.
 
Mikoyan said:
This one's tough. On the one hand I can totally see a goon DM going full fetish on his players. On the other, talk about content warnings makes me think goons just can't handle a proper D&D campaign anymore.
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Yeah, I take it you haven't visited SA in the past decade? Anything that could be perceived as offensive inflicts severe psychic damage on goons.
 
Homer J. Fong said:
Yeah... assuming this game they were playing was among adults who fucking cares.
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Yeah, roleplaying anything sexual with goons sounds like a fate worse than death, but at the same time, if someone told me to participate in that, I'd just call them a nigger and leave their dumb roleplaying Discord. Goons are acting like they were forced into an actual sex dungeon and the concept of "just walk away from the screen, nigga" doesn't exist to them.
 
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