Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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it’s pretty clear from jeffrey’s post that he won’t let the cops know (BLM ofc) - but really what could be more abominable than faking cancer to fundraise off people? kf gets deplatformed for permitting the use of the word troon, 50s girl groupon grifted thousands by fake cancer.., and unanimously they would say the first is more abhorrent.
 
Speaking of fundraising/grifting, here's something from B+R.

CascadeBeta who self banned nearly a year ago apparently came groveling back to the forum.
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B+R has a fundraising thread. Initially, there was a rule that you could use the thread once:View attachment 3696070
Before that rule was repealed CB used the fundraising thread 5 times, and apparently no one was able to openly call him out.
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That last post is interesting because he self-banned just after it from his drama I mentioned previously and because it shows his paypal. While going through the thread I noticed someone else making a post shortly after CB self-banned:
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This person is using the same paypal for their "girlfriend." So even after leaving in a flounce CB was still grifting these dullards. A whole bunch even:
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These two posts are amusing because he can't even keep a one sentence story straight:
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The most recent post just happens to be on the exact same day that CB returned to B+R.View attachment 3696088

Which definitely makes it seem like CB invented a "girlfriend" to signup on the site solely for the purpose of grifting. CB has been going around posting on other people's accounts with half-assed "hi" posts, which definitely makes it seem like he's not happy with the amount of money people are chipping in.
Clearly using tactics stolen from his favorite RPG, "Summon Knight".
"He ha They will not ban me from free ham sandwich day"
 
it’s pretty clear from jeffrey’s post that he won’t let the cops know (BLM ofc) - but really what could be more abominable than faking cancer to fundraise off people? kf gets deplatformed for permitting the use of the word troon, 50s girl groupon grifted thousands by fake cancer.., and unanimously they would say the first is more abhorrent.
No matter what heritage she claims, she's not visibly black at all. She's posted selfies and has very pale skin.

Do the police even do anything about fake crowd-funding campaigns? I imagine that you can't really do much beyond complaining to the crowd-funding platforms about them. She definitely had cancer last year. What's in doubt is what happened after she was declared to be in remission from lymphoma.

She's provided no evidence of the lung cancer or breast cancer she claimed came next, and she would have evidence out the wahzoo.
 
No matter what heritage she claims, she's not visibly black at all. She's posted selfies and has very pale skin.

Do the police even do anything about fake crowd-funding campaigns? I imagine that you can't really do much beyond complaining to the crowd-funding platforms about them. She definitely had cancer last year. What's in doubt is what happened after she was declared to be in remission from lymphoma.

She's provided no evidence of the lung cancer or breast cancer she claimed came next, and she would have evidence out the wahzoo.

You can get them convicted of fraud, but its usually jurisdictional nightmare.

If the US Attorney in the area is bored and looking to try to up their win rate they might do something about wirefraud, but a few 10's of thousands usually isn't enough to get them do anything, especially in a case that has some grey area to it, since she definitely previously had cancer.

Jeff is a massive cuck for not reporting them to the e-begging platform.
 
Speaking of fundraising/grifting, here's something from B+R.

CascadeBeta who self banned nearly a year ago apparently came groveling back to the forum.
View attachment 3696069

B+R has a fundraising thread. Initially, there was a rule that you could use the thread once:View attachment 3696070
Before that rule was repealed CB used the fundraising thread 5 times, and apparently no one was able to openly call him out.
View attachment 3696071View attachment 3696073
View attachment 3696074View attachment 3696075View attachment 3696076
That last post is interesting because he self-banned just after it from his drama I mentioned previously and because it shows his paypal. While going through the thread I noticed someone else making a post shortly after CB self-banned:
View attachment 3696082
This person is using the same paypal for their "girlfriend." So even after leaving in a flounce CB was still grifting these dullards. A whole bunch even:
View attachment 3696083View attachment 3696084
These two posts are amusing because he can't even keep a one sentence story straight:
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View attachment 3696087
The most recent post just happens to be on the exact same day that CB returned to B+R.View attachment 3696088

Which definitely makes it seem like CB invented a "girlfriend" to signup on the site solely for the purpose of grifting. CB has been going around posting on other people's accounts with half-assed "hi" posts, which definitely makes it seem like he's not happy with the amount of money people are chipping in.
Wasn't CB basically employed by his dad and paid well, as well? Funny how the most privilieged people always think they need to beg for MOAR MONEY for the consoomer shit online.
 
Troon mad about some weird and awful new slur that the kids are using.

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So they get the idea that they have no idea what it's supposed to mean but they want to be offended by it anyway because someone told them it was offensive. Amazing self-brainwashing.
 
That Boba Pearl is a fucking wrong'un entirely. Constantly shitting up the "PYF Comics" thread with their own terrible eye-searing scrawls, which after years of non-stop work still show 0 grasp of perspective, anatomy or colouring, and seem to consist entirely of neon gender messes snarking at each other in various voids. It's honestly kinda sad watching all the goons try to tactfully ignore them when they start attention seeking for their 10-year-old-with-dysgraphia level scrawlings.

Also went on a baffling, apropos of nothing tirade about people maybe thinking they're a paedophile. Which I wasn't before, but...
 
That Boba Pearl is a fucking wrong'un entirely. Constantly shitting up the "PYF Comics" thread with their own terrible eye-searing scrawls, which after years of non-stop work still show 0 grasp of perspective, anatomy or colouring, and seem to consist entirely of neon gender messes snarking at each other in various voids. It's honestly kinda sad watching all the goons try to tactfully ignore them when they start attention seeking for their 10-year-old-with-dysgraphia level scrawlings.

Also went on a baffling, apropos of nothing tirade about people maybe thinking they're a paedophile. Which I wasn't before, but...
You can't just post shit like that without any example images.
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Especially when they're so fucking funny.
 
You can't just post shit like that without any example images.
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Especially when they're so fucking funny.
A note to people reading the above post: Don't just look at the thumbnail. It looks ... almost acceptable at tiny sizes. You need to look at the full image, fullscreen on the biggest monitor or TV you own. Move your head closer to it. Let your eyes drink that shit in. Just stare at it until ... until you understand. It is eldritch knowledge that cannot be conveyed here, by mere words on a screen. Until you experience it, truly let it flow into your retinas, your optic nerves and your nervous system. You will have arcane and forbidden knowledge, use it wisely but be aware that you will probably go insane eventually.

sorry I'm a bit stoned
 
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