Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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I know the covid thread is easy pickings and they're not like, super entertaining so I'll quit bumping the thread if anyone gets sick of it but it almost feels a new era of SA is going to come out of cspam. First it was cat ladies, then trannies, now its hypochondriac shut ins wearing space suits to go outside.

Jeff seems to buy in to the "literally saving lives" shit too
 
ReformedGoon said:
I know the covid thread is easy pickings and they're not like, super entertaining so I'll quit bumping the thread if anyone gets sick of it but it almost feels a new era of SA is going to come out of cspam. First it was cat ladies, then trannies, now its hypochondriac shut ins wearing space suits to go outside.

Jeff seems to buy in to the "literally saving lives" shit too
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That shit is funny, keep posting. They're absolutely deranged.
 
Shaka Brah said:
That shit is funny, keep posting. They're absolutely deranged.
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Imagine how unhinged and overbearing this guy must be that a therapist is telling his wife to leave him IN COUPLES THERAPY. And then he proceeds to totally justify the suggestion by stalking the therapist's personal social media.

wow
 
ReformedGoon said:
normal well adjusted folks taking The Pandemic extremely seriously:
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they are very concerned about covid and don't rejoice at deaths because it "proves them right"
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I live in a big city and have literally not once seen anyone wear this kind of shit even at the very height of the lockdowns so trust goons to freak out and desperately start doing this Darth Vader cosplay because their echo chamber told them to do so.
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Holy shit: Therapist tries to subtly imply maybe this goon's wife needs to get the fuck out of this insane relationship

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I love the way that the therapist got this goon to start mindlessly foaming at the mouth by simply going outside and living her life like a normal person.
 
Shotgun Badger said:
I live in a big city and have literally not once seen anyone wear this kind of shit even at the very height of the lockdowns so trust goons to freak out and desperately start doing this Darth Vader cosplay because their echo chamber told them to do so.
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I've seen it. Downstate Illinois. Seems to happen more often around bughives like Peoria and Blo/No, especially near the college campuses. I drive through both cities frequently. And of course, my personal favorite was from early 2020, at a small town gas station on my way to Springfield. They had ISU stickers on their car, in addition to Reddit, Portal, Resident Evil, and other misc. consoomershit stickers. They spent a solid 90 seconds dousing every inch of the gas pump in lysol, before they did the same thing to most of the side of their own fucking car. I'm honestly unsure, but it may even have been a troon. I've been seeing them more often these last few years. Danger hair, chunky build, and shit tons of PPE can make it hard to tell in the age of the Clown.
 
ReformedGoon said:
They are giving up their fucking lives, and in many cases relationships, to virtue signal how smart and above everyone else they are.
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Goons don't have lives. They are all broke-brained retards.
Shotgun Badger said:
The Ukraine thread in DnD is hopelessly retarded most of the time for a large number of reasons (among other things, an endless war with CSPAM that's reaching fever pitch since they think they are pro-Russian, a tendency to credulously believe everything pro-Ukrainian and the difficulty of navigating around things like the Azov battalion), but hilariously troon archnemesis was mentioned by Putin while he was whining about getting Cancelled by the west so goons are having a fit.
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Yeah Rowling is so super dumb she retained all the rights to her own IP so anyone who wants to do anything, ever, Harry Potter has to go through her, rendering her basically completely immune to unhinged cancellation attempts by these mewling autists. Their rage at their impotence is hilarious.
JustSomeDong said:
I've been seeing them more often these last few years. Danger hair, chunky build, and shit tons of PPE can make it hard to tell in the age of the Clown.
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Ordinarily I'd cut some slack for someone possibly being immunocompromised with some kind of nuked Metokur-tier immune system, but with a tumblrina I assume they suffer from a host of imaginary diseases and no real ones (other than retardation or autism).
ReformedGoon said:
I know the covid thread is easy pickings and they're not like, super entertaining so I'll quit bumping the thread if anyone gets sick of it but it almost feels a new era of SA is going to come out of cspam. First it was cat ladies, then trannies, now its hypochondriac shut ins wearing space suits to go outside.
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I don't know, it's pretty top-notch unhinged ravings, like the left wing mirror of antivax, except if Trump were still in the White House they'd be calling it the Trump jab and refusing to get it, but instead of QAnon level right wing conspiracy theories, it would be crunchy woo-woo hippie shit conspiracy theories, which is where much antivax shit on the left emerges from.
 
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theres a massive humanitarian crises happening in europe right now. im doing my part by sheltering poor displaced refugee cats
 

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I bet the overlap between goon Covid Doomers and goon Climate Change Doomers is just one same circle.

The latter thread really woke me up to how useless, naive, and hysterical the terminally online are. Over a decade later and they're still completely out of touch with reality. Deranged fuckers.
 
AnOminous said:
Yeah Rowling is so super dumb she retained all the rights to her own IP so anyone who wants to do anything, ever, Harry Potter has to go through her, rendering her basically completely immune to unhinged cancellation attempts by these mewling autists. Their rage at their impotence is hilarious.
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Plus the fact they used Harry Potter as a cornerstone of their identities means that now that J.K. "Trannystomper58" Rowling has been outted as a wrong thinker, rather than stop using children's books in an attempt to seem well-read instead you get to see wonderful cope about how just because Rowling is a jack-booted nazi now, clearly consuming Harry Potter is still ok as long as its not new media that doesn't kowtow to Tranny whims.
 
Shotgun Badger said:
I live in a big city and have literally not once seen anyone wear this kind of shit even at the very height of the lockdowns so trust goons to freak out and desperately start doing this Darth Vader cosplay because their echo chamber told them to do so.
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It's just internet cosplay for the most part. This is my same theory with most trannies online. Most of them would never actually leave the house wearing their spinny dresses. Just a fun little thing they do online for validation
 
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