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Oops! I got confused and thought that by "respirator" he meant "mask".
These niggas are so crazy I just naturally assumed they were having the crumbling teeth dream but with their precious face diapers.
 
Oops! I got confused and thought that by "respirator" he meant "mask".
These niggas are so crazy I just naturally assumed they were having the crumbling teeth dream but with their precious face diapers.
No, he means "respirator" as in one of these:
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Like you'd wear when working with solvents/media blasting/etc. but the cspam covid thread psychos are wearing them out in their day to day lives because "its the only way to be safe!!!!!"
 
Like you'd wear when working with solvents/media blasting/etc. but the cspam covid thread psychos are wearing them out in their day to day lives because "its the only way to be safe!!!!!"
Those should be banned because they do absolutely nothing to stop the spread of disease. It's not even better than nothing, it's worse than nothing. At least if there's a mask mandate at all. If there isn't they can go around looking like absolutely paranoid freaks if they want. Most people will cut them the slack of assuming they're legitimately immunocompromised, or at least mentally challenged in some way.
 
No, he means "respirator" as in one of these: View attachment 3152017
Like you'd wear when working with solvents/media blasting/etc. but the cspam covid thread psychos are wearing them out in their day to day lives because "its the only way to be safe!!!!!"
I admit I wore one of these during the first week or so of the panic as a joke at work. It was funny until I saw people unironically wearing these and full fucking bio hazard face masks.
 
Those should be banned because they do absolutely nothing to stop the spread of disease. It's not even better than nothing, it's worse than nothing. At least if there's a mask mandate at all. If there isn't they can go around looking like absolutely paranoid freaks if they want. Most people will cut them the slack of assuming they're legitimately immunocompromised, or at least mentally challenged in some way.
I'm curious as to how that's true. I've used P100's for mold remediation, and are rated by NIOSH to block 99.97% of organic particles. Obviously you look retarded, but as far as I know, actual P100's are useful, whereas the cloth piece of shit I wore for work for a year isn't.
 
I'm curious as to how that's true. I've used P100's for mold remediation, and are rated by NIOSH to block 99.97% of organic particles. Obviously you look retarded, but as far as I know, actual P100's are useful, whereas the cloth piece of shit I wore for work for a year isn't.
Well, yeah, it protects you, but it doesn't give a fuck if you spew viruses all over everyone else. It's meant to stop environmental hazards, not really spreading pathogens, and the exhalation valves often are completely unprotected. Whenever I see people wearing these masks, they also obviously have no clue how to use them, so even the ones with the exhalation valve covered, it's still barely going to be worth shit.

The paper/cloth masks were intended just to stop people coughing and sneezing and they work fine for particles like that.
 
Well, yeah, it protects you, but it doesn't give a fuck if you spew viruses all over everyone else. It's meant to stop environmental hazards, not really spreading pathogens, and the exhalation valves often are completely unprotected. Whenever I see people wearing these masks, they also obviously have no clue how to use them, so even the ones with the exhalation valve covered, it's still barely going to be worth shit.

The paper/cloth masks were intended just to stop people coughing and sneezing and they work fine for particles like that.
My mask protects me, your mask also protects me. Get wrecked pleb.
 
My mask protects me, your mask also protects me. Get wrecked pleb.
What mask, retard? Haven't had them in months. I sometimes wonder about you people, still raging about something most people don't even wear any more and haven't. Stupid cunt.
 
What mask, retard? Haven't had them in months. I sometimes wonder about you people, still raging about something most people don't even wear any more and haven't. Stupid cunt.
???

It's all in jest. No one who actually has covid death fever dreams is also honest enough to smugpost about how the serfs in the cloth masks get what they deserve. I'd respect them more if they were that honest, tbh.

Your mask protects us from your face.
Many such cases.
 
Those should be banned because they do absolutely nothing to stop the spread of disease. It's not even better than nothing, it's worse than nothing. At least if there's a mask mandate at all. If there isn't they can go around looking like absolutely paranoid freaks if they want. Most people will cut them the slack of assuming they're legitimately immunocompromised, or at least mentally challenged in some way.
They wouldn't be wrong in that assumption.
 
What mask, retard? Haven't had them in months. I sometimes wonder about you people, still raging about something most people don't even wear any more and haven't. Stupid cunt.

Unless you are on a plane, or bus, or ride share. Or if you are a child in school. Or if you work in a office.

Edit: or hospital. or university. All of NYC. Any public event really. Seems like there's still alot of mask wearing required....
 
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Well thats his first problem.

Also he needs to man up and realize that the goons left standing are too fucking addicted to their hug box, he can strong arm them easily.

Also the Ukraine GBS thread got closed

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Because of posts like this

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Never mind the mods could easily start slapping down probations on people shitting it up which again makes me think we have the classic trick of mod stooges shit up and thread its declared un moldable and gets closed down.

It’s really funny how these retards have become so polarized around the issue. Either you unconditionally support Ukraine’s Nazi government and NATO and Amerikkka or you support the evil Nazi Trump ally and murderous homphobe Vladimir Putin.

And they’re too propagandized and autistic to just not have an opinion or not care; they are after all very important people with unique insights on the situation and if they don’t post that means the other side might accumulate enough psychic energy to influence the real world. The mods are frustrated because there’s no clear group of wrong thinkers to ban, both sides are howling at the top of their lungs that the other one’s a group of Nazis who must be purged and really, that’s always the winning play. The mods don’t know what to do, they’re too spineless to just outright say “this is the team the mods support and if you disagree you’ll be banned” like every other issue and so whatever bizarre algorithm they use to make their decisions is failing them right now.

Jeffrey, you can’t take chances. Better one Nazi be banned than a hundred innocents be allowed to form an opinion. Ban anyone who has strong feelings on this one way or another.
 
Sorry for the retarded mask derail but I guess it depends on where you live because around me lol no one is wearing them any more except for libs to virtue signal and even they're stopping

Well, yeah, it protects you, but it doesn't give a fuck if you spew viruses all over everyone else. It's meant to stop environmental hazards, not really spreading pathogens, and the exhalation valves often are completely unprotected. Whenever I see people wearing these masks, they also obviously have no clue how to use them, so even the ones with the exhalation valve covered, it's still barely going to be worth shit.

The paper/cloth masks were intended just to stop people coughing and sneezing and they work fine for particles like that.
Umm I think you'll find anyone not going full bane mask is actually a nazi chud and deserves to get covid and die cool zone lmao lmao cool and normal lmao
 
95% of the goons posting their masks and trumpetting about their SICK COVID RIGS are full of shit. They'll be the same as anyone else - pretty much sick of COVID, largely not bothering at all, and they'll shrug and [incorrectly] put on a surgical mask if the Wal-Mart greeter looks like they're gonna cause hassle.

Similarly none of them were out brawling with the fash, none of them have ever been agitators for unionisation, none of them work in soup kitchens, none of them have done shit for the Ukraine, none of them volunteer. People who Do generally aren't inside posting about how they're Gonna.

And as we all know, there's nothing a do-nothing consumerist nerd loves more than the big buying spree at the start of a new notion. Those respirators are gonna go in the big cupboard, alongside the kettlebells, the art supplies, the MIDI keyboard, the lockpicks and the board games for the Game Nights they were totally gonna host.
 
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It's all in jest. No one who actually has covid death fever dreams is also honest enough to smugpost about how the serfs in the cloth masks get what they deserve. I'd respect them more if they were that honest, tbh.
Goons smugpost about being completely broke-brained losers all the time though. I can easily believe someone is really obsessed enough to have constant nightmares about COVID there, and to wear that ridiculous mask. I haven't had a single dream involving COVID.
 
@Null I know it got lost with the path drama, but the april fools joke with the SA style sheet was really cool.
Can you tell me how much work it was to make that?

And what I m leading to is this how much would it be to replicate the VBulliten User experience while also moving the database over to Xenforo?

Its stupid but the fact Richard and Jeff just heem and haw, at what you did as joke confuses me.
 
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