Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Goons still insane. This is in the C-SPAM COVID thread.
fucking goons. no such thing as moderation

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A lot of Right-wing spergs are also obsessed with keto diets. What they also do is combine it with intermittent fasting. Basically for a short window of time every day, they cram themselves full of as much fatty beef cuts and green veggies as possible + eating shitloads of supplements.

Remember folks: Grains are poison.
 
Pretty much this. My first thought was this is a reddit shitpost and then I realized it's actually from SA and a goon would actually do this.
It's theoretically possible because you can just say you don't have your ID on you're uninsured and then give them a fake name. Sounds like too much work for a goon though since you'd have to remember which fake person you were at every pharmacy and grocery store giving out the vaccine.
 
I found this gif today, saved back in 2006, I think it was from a thread where people were posting gifs of themselves dancing in their underwear, so someone made a compilation:
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I'm glad that even way back when, I knew this was painful and had to archive it. And look at that guy with the Nerf Mavericks, that was a goofy moment in SA history, where grown men posted pictures of themselves posing with their Nerf guns:
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I found this gif today, saved back in 2006, I think it was from a thread where people were posting gifs of themselves dancing in their underwear, so someone made a compilation:
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I'm glad that even way back when, I knew this was painful and had to archive it. And look at that guy with the Nerf Mavericks, that was a goofy moment in SA history, where grown men posted pictures of themselves posing with their Nerf guns:
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TBF That nerf sniper rifle was stupid fun. You could replace the spring with one from a toilet paper holder and glue a BB inside the tip and get stupid range with it.
 
TBF That nerf sniper rifle was stupid fun. You could replace the spring with one from a toilet paper holder and glue a BB inside the tip and get stupid range with it.
You can steal a spring from your high school physics lab and literally hit targets 400yds out. That thing was surprisingly well-made. Obviously you can't rely on the shitty scope though.
 
I had forgotten that in addition to being gray and doused in butter, they were cooked to a level of doneness best described as ‘Jack Scalfani’.
Remember the guy that cooked a steak to a crisp and it even had a hole burnt through it?

I don't know if he was one of the keto people but I remember some keto topic becoming a support group for some people having bread nightmares.
 
Remember the guy that cooked a steak to a crisp and it even had a hole burnt through it?

I don't know if he was one of the keto people but I remember some keto topic becoming a support group for some people having bread nightmares.

lol that was Manas in the football forum, demonstrating his technique for butter basting a steak

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An interview on G4TV's "Attack Of The Show" regarding SA was referenced in the LowTax thread. I'd never seen or heard of it before.
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It doesn't seem to be uploaded here yet. Much like SomethingAwful itself, it's neither particularly interesting nor funny. But for the sake of archiving everything, here it is:
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i remember watching this the night of and laughing at the sardonism. its not funny anymore because everything has that shit

e: finally an hd upload of pizza matrix

 
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