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[Autistic Joe]

I have no fucking idea. Magic, I guess.

Probably blood magic in that case. Every time a troon joins the 41% it powers the website for another month. The blood of Lowtax should keep it going at least a year.

 

[Bins]

Holy shit how does SA still exist since they banned jokes.

I'll give you a serious answer. If you check to see where logged in users are, at any time there will be around 1/3rd in D&D and CSPAM. The next two subforms with the largest will be GBS and Games. In short, Something Awful delved into being a political forum with a general board and games board tacked on. Most other subforums have sub 100 users browsing with a few exceptions.

 

[Autistic Joe]

In short, Something Awful delved into being a political forum with a general board and games board tacked on.

That same description could also describe RPG.net.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Which one is the mass shooter that try to gun down some right wingers in some con?

 

[AnOminous]

lol that was Manas in the football forum, demonstrating his technique for butter basting a steak

EDIT: found the pic -

I literally thought that was turds on a plate at first glance. How would even a goon think that was remotely okay?

 

[ReformedGoon]

It seems ol jeffy has really been cracking the whip in calling mods pedos. Several outright bans in the past few days. Which begs the question which mod is getting exposed next lmao.

 

[Something Awful]

Magical polyam lifestyle.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Magical polyam lifestyle.

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Well, if it makes you feel any better... you'll never be a real woman, so you've got that going for you.

 

[BlueSpark]

Magical polyam lifestyle.

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So wouldn't that make the "love to heartbreak pipeline" either exactly as efficient (if being dumped by one person = heartbreak then the pipeline would have the same number of stages as in a non-polyamorous relationship) or less efficient (if you only define heartbreak as being single then being in a polyamorous relationship would require more steps to reach heartbreak as you'd have to be dumped by multiple people).

Stupid goon!

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Anyone remember the troon who was worried about her sister-in-law goading her brother into a polyamorous relationship and who accidentally substituted "boyfriend" for "brother" multiple times in the OP? I think he was also a "little".

 

[ReformedGoon]

You'd think if you went through the trouble to grow your hair out for validation and to feel more feminine you'd put at least some effort into learning how to take care of it so it doesn't look like shit but oh nvm troons gonna troon

 

[ReformedGoon]

From the cspam (role play communist revolutionary forum) e begging thread:

what in the fuck is a "surprise rent payment" and why can't you come up with a better lie?

edit: holy fuck if anyone has an active account still that goon's post in the thread are complete lunacy. I'm a retard and don't know how to screenshot a huge thread so I'll just link so someone smarter than me can do it

GOONBUCKS, GET YOUR DEPRESSION GOONBUCKS HERE - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

Highlights:
Feb 22nd: Homeless, wandering the streets, charging phone at the park(?)
Also Feb 22nd: Actually staying at econo lodge and the mental hospital is out to get me
Feb 23rd: Donated $60 of "my own" money to goon patreon
Mar 13: Donated $25 to some other goon cause. Post has been edited.
Mar 15: Banned from Paypal

 

[Ghostse]

From the cspam (role play communist revolutionary forum) e begging thread:

what in the fuck is a "surprise rent payment" and why can't you come up with a better lie?

edit: holy fuck if anyone has an active account still that goon's post in the thread are complete lunacy. I'm a retard and don't know how to screenshot a huge thread so I'll just link so someone smarter than me can do it

GOONBUCKS, GET YOUR DEPRESSION GOONBUCKS HERE - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

He's being and "edgy cool" fyad and not using punctuation.
it should be a sarcastic Suprise! Rent payment is due.

Which shouldn't be a surprise, so what I'm assuming is the surprise that the evicition moratorium is over and now all the money they wasted is being missed.

 

[Coolio55]

"Wah wah wah. I can't afford to pay my landlord $30 an hour!"
What a fucking greedy nigger.

 

[ReformedGoon]

damn we need a goon e begging bingo card because this one (different poster) hits almost every one:

Help Arin Move!, organized by Arin Kain

Hi, my name is Arin, and I'm in a pickle. My current landlord has been hassling me and my roommate for seve… Arin Kain needs your support for Help Arin Move!

www.gofundme.com

The evil landlord is kicking us out for being disgusting slobs and I'm so stressed I can't go to work anymore but also I'm totally working on disputing everything and my current roommate who is also my sibling is fucking off and getting away from me.

Spoiler: GOON FREE SPACE

Also I need money for name and gender change

 

[Ghostse]

edit: holy fuck if anyone has an active account still that goon's post in the thread are complete lunacy. I'm a retard and don't know how to screenshot a huge thread so I'll just link so someone smarter than me can do it

GOONBUCKS, GET YOUR DEPRESSION GOONBUCKS HERE - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

Highlights:
Feb 22nd: Homeless, wandering the streets, charging phone at the park(?)
Also Feb 22nd: Actually staying at econo lodge and the mental hospital is out to get me
Feb 23rd: Donated $60 of "my own" money to goon patreon
Mar 13: Donated $25 to some other goon cause. Post has been edited.
Mar 15: Banned from Paypal

Jesus christ dis nigga.
He is clearly mentally unhinged and how is he having rent due when living in a homeless shelter? (drugs)
also if you were assaulted in a care facility, how do you need 50K for legal proceedings? Attorneys would be lined up around the block for that quick settlement dollar. (mentally ill & lying)

 

[Fish Fudge]

Jesus christ dis nigga.
He is clearly mentally unhinged and how is he having rent due when living in a homeless shelter? (drugs)
also if you were assaulted in a care facility, how do you need 50K for legal proceedings? Attorneys would be lined up around the block for that quick settlement dollar. (mentally ill & lying)

His first post in the begging thread, he talks about how Something Awful has been a significant influence in his life and the way he thinks about the world. In the next paragraph, he immediately talks about how his life is falling apart.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Jesus christ dis nigga.
He is clearly mentally unhinged and how is he having rent due when living in a homeless shelter? (drugs)
also if you were assaulted in a care facility, how do you need 50K for legal proceedings? Attorneys would be lined up around the block for that quick settlement dollar. (mentally ill & lying)

In one of the posts he claimed to be a scientist "in multiple fields". A scammer and a liar.

 

[Dvsilverwing]

An ex-junkie double scientist wow!