Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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I'm not disputing the fact that someone posted paedo shit (nice find BTW) but that isn't moot.
Moot still went by "moot" even on something awful, here's the original 4chan creation thread if you don't believe me: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=724028
Oh I mean that's where 4chan's early userbase came from, not that moot himself was guilty of being a pedo. If anything I still want to like moot despite him being a Google drone now
 
Ew, what the fuck? They demanded to post not only loli, but asked about things like scat. This is disgusting. They are genuine, complete perverts.

If you ever reach a point where you're trying to argue with forum moderators about how you want to force people to look at your disgusting collection of abnormal hentai, you fucked up your life. Point blank. You just shouldn't have to ask if you're allowed to post borderline illegal shit. Go back. (I'm willing to bet most of these same people trooned out, by the way.)
 
I agree with everyone else that you should save your hard-earned :tenbux: but since you asked nicely, you should avoid every politics board, the arts/music/movies boards, and FYAD (which was once very good but is now almost exclusively a bunch of angry losers like C-SPAM). Also, QCS is complete and total AIDS.

The hobby boards are actually okay. Unless something political or ~gender identity~ comes up, Games is fine. SAS was once one of the best sports boards online, and while it's not that anymore, it's also nowhere near the Neanderthal knuckle dragging idiocy you see elsewhere.

The gun, business, and car forums each have a small minority of very good posters and can be well worth following if you're into any of that stuff.

I don't know about the other two but the newest car forum mods (for some reason there are now two?) are fucking insufferable. One is a 50 year old australian lib with a serious anger management problem and the other is typical modern SA pozzed tranny defending faggot. Skip it.
 
Is it possible to post an archive of this? It’s behind the paywall.
I'll do it in a few hours. One interesting thing to note is that the thread claims to have 82 pages but actually only has 80.
Another interesting thing to note is how goons aren't shitting themselves and crying at the very mention of 4chan and are instead enjoying the site.
 
So let's assume someone is bored and has $10 to burn and wanted to join Something Awful purely to shitpost and watch the trainwreck unfold because they are bored and miss old school message board shit.

What are the best places there to post, what are the places and people to avoid like the plague and other helpful hints to get the most out of their ten dollars lulz-wise?
This thread is the best place…
 
Go post in the Minority Rapport forum, it literally hasn't seen a new post in weeks. Aside from the lone active "trans formation" thread, where goons go to ask if liking girly things means they should chop their dick off (the answer is always a resounding yes).
 
Is it possible to post an archive of this? It’s behind the paywall.
Sadly the OP of that thread is lost to time, it was edited in 2007
 

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Oh I mean that's where 4chan's early userbase came from, not that moot himself was guilty of being a pedo. If anything I still want to like moot despite him being a Google drone now
Oh make no mistake, 4chan was a honeypot. It's not like moot made the board and then said, "Ok guys you can just post CP here now!" It's that the "anonymity" of 4chan and its lack of moderation on the surface made dumb people think they could post there and not get caught. On SA, the admins (claim) to ban posters for doing this, on 4chan you don't have an account so banning specific users isn't possible but reporting the IP addresses of people who posted illegal shit to the feds is possible, and they did that under moot. You were more likely to catch heat posting shit on 4chan than pretty much anywhere else on the internet during that time period. Most forum mods anywhere think they're gods and will just delete anything like that, ban (maybe) and dust off their hands calling it done, and likely nothing will ever come of it. If you did it on 4chan your information went straight to the alphabets.

Decades ago on another large, text-based forum with a userbase mostly consisting of teens, I remember the mods there getting hostile when suggested that posts claiming suicidal ideation should have their local emergency departments notified instead of just deleting the posts and whining that the kids just wanted attention and it wasn't the mod's problem and why should they care if some kid kills themselves it's their parents' fault etc etc, this shit goes on in every large forum. Of course pedo thirsting posts were allowed and this was before embedded images became a thing on every site, but links to such may or may not have gotten deleted and if it did get deleted the mods just probably saved it for themselves and definitely did not report shit. My younger self and other teen posters absolutely called in welfare checks for anyone we could get enough info on to do so with varying degrees of success, and the mods' hostility and outright refusal to give a single fuck about another human being still sticks with me. They had much more info and tools to get users help and all it takes is a fucking phone call to say you tried. Absolutely deplorable.
 
I had a dream last night that I got permabanned from SA again for ban evasion and then called the mod a fag on Discord and he unbanned me and apologized
 
I had a dream last night that I got permabanned from SA again for ban evasion and then called the mod a fag on Discord and he unbanned me and apologized
Having dreams about SA is about the gooniest thing you can do.
 
So let's assume someone is bored and has $10 to burn and wanted to join Something Awful purely to shitpost and watch the trainwreck unfold because they are bored and miss old school message board shit.

What are the best places there to post, what are the places and people to avoid like the plague and other helpful hints to get the most out of their ten dollars lulz-wise?
If you're really in the mood to be talked down to by a gang of self-righteous mental defectives, you can always go to CNN.com for free!
 
If you're really in the mood to be talked down to by a gang of self-righteous mental defectives, you can always go to CNN.com for free!
Or RPGNet. ResetEra will require you to dox yourself. Metafilter has a $5 registration fee, half that of Something Awful, but is all text. Or check the Reddit general thread for the long list of subreddits modded by the same group of six people, most of whom are troons.

All of those are the same Something Awful experience but will save you money.
 
You can already get most of the best shit for free. One of the best threads is the coding horror megathread in the cavern of cobol which is around 13 years of :gonk: and ancient technical wizardry
Cavern of COBOL is genuinely good. Also the YOSPOS IRC

Yeah they might be full of insane autistic troons but who else would you trust to answer your weird programming problems. That's like...what they're good at.
 
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