Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[soy]

Where was this posted at on SA?

So I guess after years of E/N not solving his problems and getting him a hot girlfriend he’s going to show an entire webforum how sorry they should be by telegraphing his suicide plan to see if they can use the power autism to race to save him in time?

Canpol (in d&d) and an e/n thread crossposted.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

He should livestream it on Facebook, and do a flip.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I've not much explored how shitty the goon discord is. Maybe I should:

 

[Aquinas]

Theres a reason this thread is infected, and that reason is that goons hate other goons.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Theres a reason this thread is infected, and that reason is that goons hate other goons.

The Discord seems about as pozzed as anything else; they pinged everybody for help with the suicidal goon and are kicking anyone who complains about the ping. To clarify, I'm not a goon anymore, but I got access to the giant goon discord at one point and they haven't noticed I'm only there to take screenshots now.

 

[Silas]

TFR hasn't been too bad,

TFR is hysterically bad, populated by the cringiest leftists imaginable, modded by the softest little boy made of the softest whipped soy.

 

[repentance]

From the Auschat thread in GBS.

It's difficult to think of two Discords less compatible than Auspol and Auschat. Any attempt to merge them would be a disaster.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So anyone find Chairmaster's body in a Vancover hotel? Or did he just have to up his game to make E/N pay attention to him again?

 

[smackpops]

So anyone find Chairmaster's body in a Vancover hotel? Or did he just have to up his game to make E/N pay attention to him again?

Probably ont find him till after checkout time tomm. morning. Hope he left the housekeeper a tip.

 

[northstar747]

Whats the tldr of chair master?

Also why is kiwifarms a power word for goons just say the kiwis are screen shotting also why should they care?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Whats the tldr of chair master?

Also why is kiwifarms a power word for goons just say the kiwis are screen shotting also why should they care?

They know lure of the dark side so it must not be named. They had the same rule for Something Sensitive.

 

[Brazen Wanker]

Whats the tldr of chair master?

Sadbrains Goon. Killed himself.

 

[repentance]

Whats the tldr of chair master?

Also why is kiwifarms a power word for goons just say the kiwis are screen shotting also why should they care?

In this case I don't think it's us who was doing the screen-shotting.

 

[JM 590]

Both your nicknames are very SomethingAwfulish.

ex-goons love the subject of piss

 

[Ghostse]

Probably ont find him till after checkout time tomm. morning. Hope he left the housekeeper a tip.

There is a note next to his bloated corpse: "Here's your tip: Don't pay $10 to post on D&D in 2019".

The maid simply sighs, calls the front desk. In world-weary voice she says "Eliminar la prohibición de Mantenerlo Real."

 

[The Great Citracett]

They know lure of the dark side so it must not be named. They had the same rule for Something Sensitive.

I remember that.

SS had to be referred to as "offsite" or "an offsite forum" so as not to eat a ban for tempting goons to go there and get triggered or whatever.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Canpol (in d&d) and an e/n thread crossposted.

I went and looked in canpol and he had a different wall of autism posted there.

In both cases, the mods went in and spoilered the text for god knows what reason.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

In both cases, the mods went in and spoilered the text for god knows what reason.

Can't upset the special snowflakes by possibly exposing them to something negative.

 

[The Grognard]

 

[piss challenge]

What did he catch a perma for?

In both cases, the mods went in and spoilered the text for god knows what reason.

The mods don’t want to lose their income stream if other posters realize there’s a better option than posting on SA.