Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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A lot of early SA humor was based on Lowtax presenting it like a serious business when I clearly wasn't. Remember Lenard J Crabs?
I liked the Cliff Yablonski character. Turns out that was just Low-T being himself though.
 
I liked the Cliff Yablonski character. Turns out that was just Low-T being himself though.

I doubt that... to some extent. I would have to check my phone's camera roll, but a couple months after Lowtax gave himself rapid-onset lead poisoning, someone on YouTube commented saying that they were Cliff Yablonsky and that they "missed you, buddy".

Now, I'm not sure how serious they are (probably not at all) but if that person really was Cliff Yablonsky, they couldn't have been Lowtax. Death has a funny way of silencing someone.
 
Moot literally said it. Also most of them were actual pedophiles.
As I recall, moot's explanation for the creation of 4chan was
[September 2003]
<moot> regging 4CHAN.net
<moot> FOUR CHAN
<moot> brace for faggotry
Anybody who attributes some specific salacious purpose to the creation of 4chan is retrospectively fantasizing just like Lowtax did. moot was a dumbass 15 year old who made a website on a whim and it happened to blow up. He has less dirt on him than our Dear Feeder.
 
I swear to god when I was 17 that shit was funny as fuck.

The part where cliffy yelled about razor scooters just made me pass the fuck out.
That picture of the fat lady in lingerie and the caption was "The flesh plane has left the hangar" has never been far from my thoughts for almost 20 years.
 
I doubt that... to some extent. I would have to check my phone's camera roll, but a couple months after Lowtax gave himself rapid-onset lead poisoning, someone on YouTube commented saying that they were Cliff Yablonsky and that they "missed you, buddy".

Now, I'm not sure how serious they are (probably not at all) but if that person really was Cliff Yablonsky, they couldn't have been Lowtax. Death has a funny way of silencing someone.
I think Al (fatmouse) took over as Cliff at some point. Then he got banned and died of aids or something.
 
moot was a dumbass 15 year old who made a website on a whim
There was another goon, thatdog, who was very important for the creation of 4chan. He forked GazouBBS and Futaba to create Futallaby, which was the crappy piece of PHP software 4chan ran on (back before image replies were a thing).

The guy had a Donald Duck avatar on SA and liked to write about abandoned tram lines, if my memory serves me correctly.
 
There was another goon, thatdog, who was very important for the creation of 4chan. He forked GazouBBS and Futaba to create Futallaby, which was the crappy piece of PHP software 4chan ran on (back before image replies were a thing).

The guy had a Donald Duck avatar on SA and liked to write about abandoned tram lines, if my memory serves me correctly.
Yeah, Paramesiac and a few others also did a lot of IRC politicing and funded some of it as well.
 
A shoutout to the forums from the failing new york times today:

At the time, Reddit was known as one of the darkest parts of the internet — an anything-goes forum where trolls, extremists and edgelords reigned. Light on rules and overseen by an army of volunteer moderators, Reddit — which once hosted popular communities devoted to nonconsensual pornography, overt racism and violent misogyny, among other topics — was often spoken of in the same breath as online cesspools like 4chan and SomethingAwful.
It's actually kind of amazing they didn't use the farms in that sentence
 
That picture of the fat lady in lingerie and the caption was "The flesh plane has left the hangar" has never been far from my thoughts for almost 20 years.
I also have fond memories of laughing at bad photos of insane losers with outrageously insulting captions.

I remember one of this super fat goth kid who rubbed fake blood on his face and the caption was "Unholy Potato" because his head was strangely potato shaped.

Actually irritates me that I no longer have a copy of that.
 
There was another goon, thatdog, who was very important for the creation of 4chan. He forked GazouBBS and Futaba to create Futallaby, which was the crappy piece of PHP software 4chan ran on (back before image replies were a thing).
Didn't GazouBBS come out in... 1999, or 2000, or some year like that? Much before my time.

Futallaby was around 2003 to 2004, if I remember correctly. I think the source code for both is still available.

But I digress.
 
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