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OwO What's This? said:
Mmm. that is strange. What does 'Yellow number 5' mean then?
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Yellow #5 also called Tartrazine. Some people consider it to be cancerous, maybe it's a attempt at a joke to call the user cancer? Otherwise I have no idea.

Edit: the fda does not say it causes cancer, only some people say it does (much like the claims against msg)
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
Yellow #5 also called Tartrazine. Some people consider it to be cancerous, maybe it's a attempt at a joke to call the user cancer? Otherwise I have no idea.
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I remember in middle school there was a classroom urban legend passed around which said Yellow 5 shrinks your dong. Maybe it's an allusion to that?
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
I remember in middle school there was a classroom urban legend passed around which said Yellow 5 shrinks your dong. Maybe it's an allusion to that?
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From Wikipedia
consumption (specifically its use in Mountain Dew) and adverse effects on malepotency, testicle and penis size, and sperm count. There are no documented cases supporting the claim tartrazine will shrink a man's penis or cause it to stop growing.
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Funny, in another thread yesterday we were talking about mountain dew shrinking your dong.

I'm heading to bed soon, but I'll see if I can find that being related to anything. It could just be lowtax being exceptional.
 
But would Chris think that Yellow 5 is spicy? How spicy is it really?
 
Some folks with anime avatars in the D&D chat thread are pissed at Lowtax.

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From the google:

The rumor that swirled round Mountain Dew came in different shapes and sizes, but the upshot was always the same: Yellow No. 5, the dye responsible for the Dew's unnatural hue, affected men in a bad way. Some claimed it shrunk or shriveled masculine body parts, but for the most part it was said that tartrazine laid waste to a man's sperm count.
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Dynastia said:
We haven't doxed FAU. Is he lying about us doxing him so nobody will know that all he has to do to stop this is come make us laugh?
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This is fucking weird. Everything we could've doxxed about FAU was already removed from their archive (google cache would have something about him but if you visited the actual page it just wasn't there). Why is he lying to people about this?
 
Oh Long Johnson said:
"I can't remember the last time i've been angrier at somebody for their shitty blase attitude towards people's lives getting fucked with"

Goon - check
D&D poster - check
Animu avatar - check

I'm guessing it happened three and a half hours ago.
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It's still funny
 
OwO What's This? said:
This is fucking weird. Everything we could've doxxed about FAU was already removed from their archive (google cache would have something about him but if you visited the actual page it just wasn't there). Why is he lying to people about this?
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Its not just him

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The thread with the gnarly hotep stuff I capped earlier was gassed, but on checking the gas chamber just now to see if any other threads trying to discuss the situation had been gassed, that thread is totally gone. I'm really not sure why.
 
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