So I made this in the Mad Libs thread in Off-Topic.
The Monster
I was on a cis scum trip, when suddenly I found myself mansplained in the safe space ! I heard an ABLEISM and the truscums came down. I was trapped ! ' YES ALL WOMEN ' I screamed at the top of my shitlords. Then I saw the monster. He had cis men all over his penis (DOES NOT MEAN IT'S A MAN. GENDERS ARE NOT DETERMINED BY GENITALS) and was 10 feet tall, with privileged skin and whitewashing people of Color hair. It was a transmisogynist sight to behold ! I watched in horror as it demolished everything I had brought with me, including my tent and food. I triggered from it as heteronormatively as I could, but I still heard the problematic thud of the thing running after me. I got an idea - I reached into my pocket and grabbed my internalized racism. I threw it at the monster, and it hit one of its vulvas (DOES NOT MEAN IT'S A WOMAN. GENDERS ARE NOT DETERMINED BY GENITALS) . While it fat-shamed in pain, I hid behind a Gamergate. After a few minutes of silence, I looked over my shoulder. I sighed with relief and headed back to wymyn-only space where I knew things would be normal.
A War Story
It was 2015, I was a trans-binary foxgender otherkin for the tucute army. We were about to objectify out for the battle that came to be known as the intersectional kyriarchy of wymyn-only space. I was all packed up with cissexists, truscums, and a cisnormativity. When it was time to rape joke, I heard my chief mansplainer gender non-conformed, " RAAAAAAPE! RAAAAAAPE! PATRIARCHY!"
We checked my privilege to our catcalling microaggressions, and were culturally appropriated after (numbers are ableist) hours of gender-policing. We had to be toxic, and sexually invalidated behind problematic deathfats. autisticlatin@.tumblr.com, a Transethnic Transabled Latin@ Autismgender Genderqueer Woman of Color, lifted his internalized sexism and was hit by an enemy privileged shitlord. My transmisogynist privileged healthist shitlord fat-shamed, Health at Every Size and we all eye raped, marginalizing transmisogynists at them. A homonormative explosion went off in the distance, fetishizing people of color and transphobes everywhere. Rape culture demisexual godkin were slut-shamed, and we were starting to lose the trigger warning. Just when we thought it was all over, my whitesplainer called in a secret weapon : The LGBTQIA++ trans erasure. When it was male privileged onto our enemies, we could see multiple system transtrenders internalizing racism everywhere, and we could hear them call out, The only diagnosis I'll accept is GENDER EUPHORIA! and Gender is a social construct! We all oppressed, because we had won. All of the radfems belonged to us.