Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I'm trying not to powerlevel so I'll keep it paraphrased. Just the other day, I called out someone ripping a banana and eating it before paying. His response?

"Fuck off, it's just one shitty banana. I'm an attorney*, what are you? Some stupid wage monkey on a power trip? Look at you watching the door, I bet you dropped out of college."


Hold up. You make better money than me but you can't buy a "shitty" banana?
* Not sure what he said but it doesn't matter; he still has his head far up his asshole.

Ace Attorney has fallen on hard times.

 

[glass_houses]

Ace Attorney has fallen on hard times.

OBJECTION!

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Someone made a #verysmart comment on a Broadly (channel owned by Vice) video about young women getting surgery to make themselves look like their edited selfies.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

being so obsessed with your appearance that you end up giving yourself body dysmorphia by looking at your own shopped selfies all day sounds really exceptional lol
it's like lifters who start roiding just to look better

"I had my ribs removed so I'd always look like the well-angled selfies I spend 15 minutes posing for as opposed to having a bit of tummy while sitting down leaning forward".

 

[Meowthkip]

Ace Attorney has fallen on hard times.

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It does sound like something Winston Payne might actually do, but he's a prosecutor.

 

[Gingervitis]

Spoiler

It does sound like something Winston Payne might actually do, but he's a prosecutor.

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Tbh it sounds more like something his brother Gaspen would do.

 

[Godless9]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I think you misunderstand this thread...

 

[dick_phelps]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

Oh boy we have a live one here. A word to the wise, This isn't the place to debate or to make yourself look smart, It just never ends well. There is a member named Coolbreeze88 who thought like this and became a forum laughing stock relatively quickly. This is a place to admire the stupid shit people do on the internet. Nobody cares about your mildly successful video about buying lobsters with welfare money or your politics. Just chill, and have a laugh, blowing your own horn isn't what this place is for.

 

[TenMilesWide]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

Me too, thanks.

 

[Zach_Kun]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

Pls send nudes, schizo women are kinda my thing.

 

[Meowthkip]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

Yes, but...

Do you like Death Grips?

 

[Zach_Kun]

No help for u, sis.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

About how many seasons of Rick and Morty have you watched?

 

[ZB 584]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

One would think that the point and purpose of this thread wouldn't fly over the head of an intellectual behemoth such as you. Yet here we are.

Or is this sarcasm? I hope so.

 

[Barrister]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

Yes, but...

Do you like Death Grips?

It's funny you mentioned Death Grips, because this post honestly sounds like a verse from a Death Grips single.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

Damn, it's @Mikemikev in his purple phase.

 

[Purple Man]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

I swear, what's with autists and color purple?

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

I don't have to try to look smart all I do is humiliate my opponent. I can fucking humiliate anyone in a debate. I can defend bullshit positions and still win because stupid fucks don't know how to debate.

This link I am positing where I am debating this Christian the idiots on this forum won't even understand the arguments we are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrxBhJ8SOU

This is a troll, right? RIGHT? Please let this be a troll.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I also can humiliate my opponent in a debate, but I do it by pulling their pants down and pointing and laughing at their nerdy underwear. However I do not distribute videos of these fantastic debates because people will pay 50$ a seat to see it.

So uh.... yeah Godless... get on my level.