I'm trying not to powerlevel so I'll keep it paraphrased. Just the other day, I called out someone ripping a banana and eating it before paying. His response?
"Fuck off, it's just one shitty banana. I'm an attorney*, what are you? Some stupid wage monkey on a power trip? Look at you watching the door, I bet you dropped out of college."
Hold up. You make better money than me but you can't buy a "shitty" banana?
* Not sure what he said but it doesn't matter; he still has his head far up his asshole.