Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart

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OUCH OOF MY BRAIN IS TOO BIG... I AM TRULY CURSED... IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE AS SMART AS ME SO YOU COULD UNDERSTAND...
 
Higher education or intellect don't mean much if you're still a piece of shit on the inside who can't deal with other people.

Also, the fuck did that chick expect asking out a factory worker? They've got actual work to do and can't spend their free time stroking her overgrown ego.
 
Barrister said:
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Unrelated but we've got a very thorough "High IQ" series going on currently about 4 kids. They all study physics and listen to classical musical. Not once in those 4 hours did they bring up proof of their intellect nor even a test.

Being 'smart' is literally just being OCD about placement of objects and liking anything scientific. It's more of a "I wanna live this #lifestyle I found on a #moodboard" than genuine autism-brains.
 
Barrister said:
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> be you
> go on date
> spend entire time being an obnoxious nerd and intelligence-testing your date because your entire sense of identity is based on being "smart"
> don't realize at any point how annoying you are and how uncomfortable/unimpressed your date is because you are too smart to have any social skills
> go on the Daily Mail to talk about your unrelatably vast intellect that isolates you so
 
Barrister said:
I don't know why you're trying to bother reasoning with TJ, he's demonstrated a willful divorce from reality time and time again. Whenever someone argues with him, they simply feed more coals to his delusions. I'm not saying I disagree with you, I'm just saying that interacting with him in any meaningful way is almost definitely wasted effort.

Getting back on topic, how do you guys feel about "phone bad," "millennials BAD," "TECHNOLOGY BAD!!!" baby boomer political cartoons?
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Boomers don't see the irony in them complaining about technology into their electric information superhighway thingamabob that's hip with the Millenials.

And jokes on those cartoonists, their art sucks.
 
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>Post is about how children shouldn't be pressured and stressed over grades
>Smart Guy can't resist bragging about how much smarter he was at that age without even trying

Why are they like this?
 
Meowthkip said:
He's failing his assignment, that's what he's doing.
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Yeah, if you treat women as sex objects, you're a dick for objectifying them. But if you put them on a pedestal and treat them like they're a fragile flower, that's also objectifying. In the first case, you're saying all they're good for is sex. In the second, you're saying that they can't deal with the world on normal terms and need someone to protect them. Both are insulting. Most women want to be treated like equals, not treasured possessions.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Yeah, if you treat women as sex objects, you're a dick for objectifying them. But if you put them on a pedestal and treat them like they're a fragile flower, that's also objectifying. In the first case, you're saying all they're good for is sex. In the second, you're saying that they can't deal with the world on normal terms and need someone to protect them. Both are insulting. Most women want to be treated like equals, not treasured possessions.
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It's also kind of sexist because presumably he assumes the model is just a dumb bimbo and the glasses lady is intelligent and worthy of respect.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
It's also kind of sexist because presumably he assumes the model is just a dumb bimbo and the glasses lady is intelligent and worthy of respect.
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The model's job isn't to titillate, either; it's to provide a subject so the artists can better learn anatomy, proportion, and so on.

This says a lot more about the artist than I think they meant to.
 
Barrister said:
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I'm so fucking stupid I thought they were all sitting on an airplane. Not only do I not get the joke, I can't even properly understand the setup.

Is he supposed to be drawing the other girl who's in the class? I wonder what other girl thinks of this, as she wasn't paid to model. I bet other girl is drawing the model like she's supposed to. What does creepy guy think of this? Do you think he'd think she was being misogynist for not drawing herself?

Also the real joke is that the model makes more money than these "Students" ever will, because they're getting a useless art degree.
 
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THEM: Dammit Mara, I said 100 words. This is, what, the fourth time you've gotten a poor grade on a paper for not following basic instructions. Are you this bad at editing and explaining your points that you need 20 pages of extraneous text to compensate? Come on, Mara, you're better than this.
ME: 1,000,000 words!!! (I write unnecessarily long papers, I am very smart)
 
Barrister said:
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THEM: Dammit Mara, I said 100 words. This is, what, the fourth time you've gotten a poor grade on a paper for not following basic instructions. Are you this bad at editing and explaining your points that you need 20 pages of extraneous text to compensate? Come on, Mara, you're better than this.
ME: 1,000,000 words!!! (I write unnecessarily long papers, I am very smart)
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Did we find @Jaimas's twitter?
 
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