Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart

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Y2K Baby said:
Dude was fucking woke.
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This dude would wake up in the morning and blast off his shotgun repeatedly because he hated the grackles that would wake him up with their horrid squawking. Then he'd go back to sleep until noon.
 
YOU SHEEPLE.
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YOU PEASANTS.
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YOU TOTAL DICKS.
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This guy sums up Pseudos quite well, narration is incredible:


Neil Degrasse Tyson is a useless nigger too, he's also a cunt on Twitter and the irony is lost on him. He's the black Dan Rather of a failed education system.
 
neger psykolog said:
Most of the MENSA members always seem to be the bookworm types who excel in being able to recite shit that someone else wrote or to be super speedy at doing maths.

I'm sure it had more of a point before the internet, but its kind of pointless now (unless you watch Rick & Morty)
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Fools. Everyone knows you only need to memorize the 'Black Knight'-scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and you're set for life.
 
To determine if someone is actually smart or not, I use my wife as a paragon.
She teaches History and Art in High School and the way she behaves with her students is the same she treats other people. If the topic at hand is one she knows well, she talks about it in a very calm and passionate way and explains without flaunting and/or acting superior. If she doesn't know it well or at all, she simply listens and asks questions.
I don't say this because she's my wife, but because I think smart people are actually this way.
 
Heinrich Himmler said:
To determine if someone is actually smart or not, I use my wife as a paragon.
She teaches History and Art in High School and the way she behaves with her students is the same she treats other people. If the topic at hand is one she knows well, she talks about it in a very calm and passionate way and explains without flaunting and/or acting superior. If she doesn't know it well or at all, she simply listens and asks questions.
I don't say this because she's my wife, but because I think smart people are actually this way.
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Your wife is an idiot and you should hang her by her nose.
 
Cosmos said:
I am definitely going to steal "It's something Earthlings do you fucking alien" for future use.
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Given the cows we deal with frequently exhibit some almost alien thought processes, I think that the phrase will serve you well..
 
C3PBRO said:
YOU SHEEPLE.
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And when he said "whales," I imagine everyone in the room rolled their eyes and thought, "Oh great, one of these fucking guys."

Also, apparently chicks dig HTML? Was he going to impress them with his mad web design skills? LMAO.
 
If someone is unironically telling you their IQ level, it usually means that they're socially autistic. And that they don't have a real job
 
As a quick rule of thumb, if they bring up "God is dead", quoting Nietzsche, in order to be edgy and act like it was a positive, they've never read Nietzsche.

(Seriously though, read Nietzsche, he is quite funny)
 
I like to imagine all those "smart" people on the internet looking and sounding like Eugene from TWD.

And that makes my average IQ sheeple brain laugh.
 
I'm curious as to how one manages this level of pretension without being beaten to death with a chunk of their own frozen smug.
 
Guy Smiley said:
And when he said "whales," I imagine everyone in the room rolled their eyes and thought, "Oh great, one of these fucking guys."

Also, apparently chicks dig HTML? Was he going to impress them with his mad web design skills? LMAO.
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Chicks wouldn't be impressed, even in 1996.
 
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