Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart

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C3PBRO said:
YOU SHEEPLE.
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Audit_The_Autist said:
Because they're tards who think that having a high IQ means shit. They're the same people that brag about having a high GPA but never took the hardest professors and selected a piss easy major. (I'm looking at you communication)
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Funny thing is that I came down from a 3.5-odd GPA in the later years of high school because I just kinda stopped giving a shit, and didn't really have anything to prove. Nothing wrong with caring about one's education, but don't be an retarded prick about it.
 
I'm shocked nobody posted this yet.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low IQ cretin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and although I'm currently unemployed and living in grandma's basement, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids to white knight maidens on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed arguments won. I am trained in simian warfare and I’m the top thesaurus user in the entire US branch of Mensa. You are nothing to me but to block on twitter like I was Bob Chipman. I will wipe you the intercourse out with verbal precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Terra, mark my pheromone emitting words. You think you can get away with thinking you are equal to your mental superior over the Internet? Think again, failed abortion. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of eugenics police across the USA and your IP is being back traced right now so you better prepare for the cumulonimbus brigade, you level one Kobold. The high speed falling dew that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cockroach of a life. You’re fucking dead, kid, and I know for certain there is no afterlife, so that is the end of you. My glorious mind can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with me humming the tune to Never Gonna Give You Up. Not only am I extensively trained in mental and verbal jousting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Oxford dictionary of words and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable posterior off the face of the continent, you little stain in my underoos. If only you could have known what scientific retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vagina licking fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re dealing with mental capitalism, you goddamn idiot. My ass can speak better than you and will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re life will be deleted like my kiddie porn when the FBI raids my house, kiddo.

Love and waffles, your superior in every way."
 
C3PBRO said:
YOU TOTAL DICKS.
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The sarcasm from the guy who keeps responding is absolutely seething and it barely even registers with Einstein 2.0 here. I love it.
 
Darwin Watterson said:
Funny thing is that I came down from a 3.5-odd GPA in the later years of high school because I just kinda stopped giving a shit, and didn't really have anything to prove. Nothing wrong with caring about one's education, but don't be an exceptional prick about it.
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That's not a score I'd be boasting about, but you do you.
 
Oh man, these are some of my favorite. Literally had a dude on my Facebook post rage about some shitpost I made about getting shitfaced drunk, something something I don't need to get drunk something something the lion concerns himself not with the matters of the sheep something something.
 
I'm having more fun than I should be with these Neil DeGrasse Tyson quotes. I love the random text feature on this site:
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Heinrich Himmler said:
To determine if someone is actually smart or not, I use my wife as a paragon.
She teaches History and Art in High School and the way she behaves with her students is the same she treats other people. If the topic at hand is one she knows well, she talks about it in a very calm and passionate way and explains without flaunting and/or acting superior. If she doesn't know it well or at all, she simply listens and asks questions.
I don't say this because she's my wife, but because I think smart people are actually this way.
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Also, your wife was categorized in 1948 at Bielefeld as a lesser offender (Category III) and was denazified accordingly.
 
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Yep, that's totally why he doesn't have friends. It has nothing to do with his personality repelling anyone in a 5 mile radius.
 
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