SJW Art and Extremes

[Von Clausewitz]

Ah, bad Dangan Ronpa art never ceases to amaze.

Those faces are bad enough but then you see Chiaki.

How do they always draw her fat I mean

Just... HOW?

Because drawing beautiful people needs skill.

 

[Hummingbird]

So there's this guy I know through a friend of a friend and he's a typical tumblr user, including the typical tumblr art style. But this guy is into even weirder shit than most of tumblr is. He wants to fuck at least three of the characters from Veggietales.

As in, the talking vegetable Christian cartoon.
And he draws it. He draws himself getting fucked by cucumbers.

Spoiler: VERY nsfw

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I like absurd sex humor, but this is just ewwwww...

 

[Rou]

Because drawing beautiful people needs skill.

I don't think skill is lacking. It's just that mindset of "eff ur beauty standards" that hurts their art.

 

[Count groudon]

So there's this guy I know through a friend of a friend and he's a typical tumblr user, including the typical tumblr art style. But this guy is into even weirder shit than most of tumblr is. He wants to fuck at least three of the characters from Veggietales.

As in, the talking vegetable Christian cartoon.
And he draws it. He draws himself getting fucked by cucumbers.

Spoiler: VERY nsfw

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Well he has a pompadour so I do have to have some respect for him, even if he's a total weirdo. It's part of my moral code.

 

[Hummingbird]

I don't think skill is lacking. It's just that mindset of "eff ur beauty standards" that hurts their art.

There's nothing wrong with stepping out of beauty standards and experimenting with ideas of beauty. There's people who can pull off the fat look, showing inner beauty. be ugly in an appealing way or find beauty in oddball styles (like punk). These pics we've seen just feel full of disgust.

Well he has a pompadour so I do have to have some respect for him, even if he's a total weirdo. It's part of my moral code.

Well, pompadours are cool.

 

[Xerxes IX]

More Homestuck art because of course. He always becomes the token black or trans character so the logical conclusion is to make him both, apparently.

Bonus: the caption says 'not r63/genderbend if u tag it as either of those ill swallow u whole' Emphasis not mine.

 

[jilupol]

Found this one through pixiv,suprisingly. ofc though, she does have tumblr (or had, couldn't find a working link)

Spoiler

Pretty sure she's supposed to be Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa lol


edit :

Spoiler: LL bonus:

the eyes, ew
also how thefuck did she draw the hair and hair loopy thing so incorrectly?!
I mean I know her and Kotori have the weirdest hair in LL, but this isn't even trying

Spoiler: for reference

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Because drawing beautiful people needs skill.

Hell, just drawing anything that isn't an ugly blobby mess takes skill.

And even then, that shit takes skill. Which just makes them worse.

 

[IdaRita]

Ew.

This is so tumblr it even doesn't need any comment.

 

[LimpSqueegee]

More Homestuck art because of course. He always becomes the token black or trans character so the logical conclusion is to make him both, apparently.

Bonus: the caption says 'not r63/genderbend if u tag it as either of those ill swallow u whole' Emphasis not mine.

Trans and PEEOHCEE? Dear god their ally points, they've shot through the roof!

Found this one through pixiv,suprisingly. ofc though, she does have tumblr (or had, couldn't find a working link)

Spoiler

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Pretty sure she's supposed to be Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa lol


edit :

Spoiler: LL bonus:

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the eyes, ew
also how thefuck did she draw the hair and hair loopy thing so incorrectly?!
I mean I know her and Kotori have the weirdest hair in LL, but this isn't even trying

Spoiler: for reference

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That first one. It's a blob, it's literally just a weird, pastel blob with shiny eyes.

Spoiler: Uncle Squeegee has more art for you

 

[Rou]

Trans and PEEOHCEE? Dear god their ally points, they've shot through the roof!


That first one. It's a blob, it's literally just a weird, pastel blob with shiny eyes.

Not nearly enough.

 

[NG 070]

So there's this guy I know through a friend of a friend and he's a typical tumblr user, including the typical tumblr art style. But this guy is into even weirder shit than most of tumblr is. He wants to fuck at least three of the characters from Veggietales.

As in, the talking vegetable Christian cartoon.
And he draws it. He draws himself getting fucked by cucumbers.

Spoiler: VERY nsfw

View attachment 133522

Pretty sure this is exactly what Mike Nawrocki and Phil Vischer had in mind for the future of VeggieTales when they created the first episode in that cramped, non-AC'd office back in 1993/1994...

 

[whatever I feel like]

Found this one through pixiv,suprisingly. ofc though, she does have tumblr (or had, couldn't find a working link)

If I put my shitty DA art up on pixiv maybe that means I can be a mangaka! All of these non-English speakers want my low effort, English crap on their website!

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Okay but why is the nose blue, does that thing have frostbite.

 

[TowinKarz]

You can't make the noses red all the time! That's erasure of other colors! They all have to have their fair chance at representation!!!!

 

[LimpSqueegee]

Okay but why is the nose blue, does that thing have frostbite.

It's quirky and unique you racist!

 

[fishercat]

Spoiler: I think some things are missing.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Spoiler: I think some things are missing.

You mean like everything?

Also what's with the one eye thing going on in the first three? I mean sure, the first one I can kinda see, given the angle. But the other two? They look like they're wearing eye patches. And what the hell is wrong with the feet in the bottom pic? It's like the guy was going to draw shoes but went "screw it" and gave her sandals, yet forgot to change the shape to accommodate.

 

[LimpSqueegee]

Spoiler: I think some things are missing.

A few chromosomes by the looks of them. They all look like someone threw the entire cast of Steven Universe in a blender then left them there until all that was left was some soggy mass of whatever the hell these things are, also why is that black haired chick a POC? I mean aside from typical Tumblr head-canons it makes no sense because IIRC Homestuck never gave any characters aside from the Trolls a skin color.

 

[IdaRita]

Spoiler: I think some things are missing.

Is that Rory?

Some cringe from deviantart.

Spoiler: Failor Moon

http://princeconfetti.deviantart.com/art/In-the-name-of-the-moon-633100173

http://bubblegumcookies.deviantart.com/art/usagi-633191295

http://rin-saku.deviantart.com/art/Sailor-moon-633800740

Spoiler: Others

http://bubblegumcookies.deviantart.com/art/HHHERES-SMOKY-629594758
Potato is my favourite Steven Universe character

http://bubblegumcookies.deviantart.com/art/a-funky-timeline-629602798
Noses.

http://bubblegumcookies.deviantart.com/art/its-too-hot-outside-629601960

http://bubblegumcookies.deviantart.com/art/there-she-is-630171974
It's face. ITS FACE.

Check full gallery, all drawings are worthy to be posted here: http://bubblegumcookies.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

"Hi, I'm gross"