SJW Art and Extremes

[fishercat]

Spoiler: Idk what this is either dude

What he actually looks like:

I have seen so many artists drawing him like the above picture it's not even funny. I don't get it.

 

[Len Kagamoney]

I've seen a lot of dumb shit on tumblr, and Undertale has taken it by storm
so there's these skeleton characters right, and everyone on tumblr wants to fuck them
so they draw porn of them
AND GIVE THEM GLOWING DICKS

Spoiler: NSFW

I'm sorry but skeletons don't have dicks, I know the word boner is a thing but there is no bone in penis

 

[c-no]

I've seen a lot of dumb shit on tumblr, and Undertale has taken it by storm
so there's these skeleton characters right, and everyone on tumblr wants to fuck them
so they draw porn of them
AND GIVE THEM GLOWING DICKS

Spoiler: NSFW

I'm sorry but skeletons don't have dicks, I know the word boner is a thing but there is no bone in penis

Considering that, the creator of the game had this to say alledgedly (I say that because it is either deleted or nonexistant which in latter means this tweet is fake),

Art of said skeletons with penises would be part of the garbage cesspool.

 

[Hummingbird]

You'd have to pull some really contrived plot bullshit out of your ass in order to make that work.

Maybe if the kid had some major psionic powers where he could fly instead of run, relied on long-distance attacks (telekinesis and psionic blasts), used psionic links to see out of the eyes of others or had a radar sense.

 

[Rin]

Spoiler: Idk what this is either dude

What he actually looks like:

That first one looks like some kind of racist caricature or something, and his nose looks vaguely like a dick. I bet if it was a canon character design, people would throw a fit over how problematic it is.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Maybe if the kid had some major psionic powers where he could fly instead of run, relied on long-distance attacks (telekinesis and psionic blasts), used psionic links to see out of the eyes of others or had a radar sense.

The costume design is still really ugly, though. And slightly racist, since the artist really overdoes it trying to emphasize that the character is Chinese using the dragon motif.

 

[John Titor]

Debacle? What happened?

- Dude shoehorns nonsensical anti-GG reference into a show's translations
- Fans are annoyed especially those who don't want GG anywhere near their shows
- Same script writer decides to insult them on twitter
- Fans call shananigans
- Funimation, the writer's employer, tells him to knock it the fuck off before they lose customers

 

[Accel_Rider]

- Dude shoehorns nonsensical anti-GG reference into a show's translations
- Fans are annoyed especially those who don't want GG anywhere near their shows
- Same script writer decides to insult them on twitter
- Fans call shananigans
- Funimation, the writer's employer, tells him to knock it the fuck off before they lose customers

Oh, so it isn't him just making a GG reference, he also decided to act like a dick about it on Twitter too? Yeah, fuck him. Good for Funimation for telling him to stop.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

- Dude shoehorns nonsensical anti-GG reference into a show's translations
- Fans are annoyed especially those who don't want GG anywhere near their shows
- Same script writer decides to insult them on twitter
- Fans call shananigans
- Funimation, the writer's employer, tells him to knock it the fuck off before they lose customers

Good on Funimation for trying to nip this in the bud. Only time can tell whether or not it'll actually work though.

 

[Splendid]

In fairness, the only purposes for Twitter to exist seem to be being a dick and getting offended.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Remember those superhero designs I showed (Marvelous Mondays) a while ago? I decided to look through some more and actually read the origins (SJWs do like to mess with origins) this time. Here's some more that stuck out.

-Maybe it's just me, but a blind, 12-year-old who's fat enough to have moobs and is said to "not be in the best shape" wouldn't last long against organized mobs.
-Harley just looks terrible.

Harley looks like she goes to Gathering of the Juggalos every year and the only time she bathes is in the sink in the restrooms at Wendy's. I've seen "thicker" Harley before and although it wasn't as nearly as hideous as this, it still doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. I get it that people are tired of female characters looking like porn stars but are people forgetting that Harley is supposed to a gymnast? There's not known for being "big" at the very least. Muscular perhaps but definitely not soft. Of course it doesn't make a whole lot of sense for her to be spouting double Ds either like she is these days but still. BTAS Harley had the perfect build.

Same goes for Catwoman. In fact the only female Batman character (who's involved in the action at least) that I can buy having that build is Poison Ivy and even then you can easily overdue it.

I don't mind the concept behind the Daredevil one (well not the fat part) but dear lord that thing is hideous. It looks like something out of Where the Wild Things Are. I get it's supposed to honor his Chinese heritage but I can't imagine how that shit wouldn't be distracting.

 

[AnOminous]

- Funimation, the writer's employer, tells him to knock it the fuck off before they lose customers

I can't think of many respectable businesses where you even have a job after insulting your paying customers on social media.

 

[Hummingbird]

I don't mind the concept behind the Daredevil one (well not the fat part) but dear lord that thing is hideous. It looks like something out of Where the Wild Things Are. I get it's supposed to honor his Chinese heritage but I can't imagine how that shit wouldn't be distracting.

It's a decent origin and could work on an original character. The outfit itself is pretty bad though.

 

[c-no]

Not even Berserk is safe. Casca looks likes a man with those arms and Guts looks like some western attempt at mixing a yaoi character and a manly gay yaoi character. One would ask what is with those noses aswell.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

Spoiler: Idk what this is either dude

What he actually looks like:

I think people draw the Homestuck kids Black or whatever because the characters in canon are white like drawing paper, so they're coloring them in. But it's almost always Black.

Not even Berserk is safe. Casca looks likes a man with those arms and Guts looks like some western attempt at mixing a yaoi character and a manly gay yaoi character. One would ask what is with those noses aswell.
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Tumblr nose strikes again.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Not even Berserk is safe. Casca looks likes a man with those arms and Guts looks like some western attempt at mixing a yaoi character and a manly gay yaoi character. One would ask what is with those noses aswell.
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Is... is that Casca or some Indian barber?

 

[c-no]

Is... is that Casca or some Indian barber?

It's Casca drawn in a tumblr style. Had it not been for tags (or even doing a google image search on Berserk), one could of mistaken it for some yaoi art from Tumblr.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Not even Berserk is safe. Casca looks likes a man with those arms and Guts looks like some western attempt at mixing a yaoi character and a manly gay yaoi character. One would ask what is with those noses aswell.
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When is Tumblr going to learn that noses don't look like that unless you're physically sick? And even then, they don't look like a horrible baseball accident/botched nosejob.

 

[Smelvin]

That's gotta be satire. Has to be. The "tumblr nose" is too off the rails for that to be legit...

 

[Hummingbird]

Not even Berserk is safe. Casca looks likes a man with those arms and Guts looks like some western attempt at mixing a yaoi character and a manly gay yaoi character. One would ask what is with those noses aswell.
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What the fuck did they do to Casca?! Casca is strong, beautiful and womanly. And Guts, he's supposed to be rather muscle bound. Man, I'm convinced these people hate beauty, manliness (that is on a guy) and femininity (that is on a woman).

And have you seen the more "light-hearted" stuff they've approved? Honestly, Final Fantasy X-2 has some of the worst color schemes I've ever seen (and overall bad designs). Sorry for the ranting, but I need to let off some steam.