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I found Rob through Mutahar funny enough and watched him on and off until I joined FDU literally a week or so before he destroyed his entire fansbase. Opened facebook later on and saw him announcing the 8$ thing and threatening to kick people and decided to ask him what his problem was, only to be kicked for not sucking him off.
I like to think watching him become a lolcow is like a miniature version of how Ethan Ralph imploded. I was never really big on that guy to begin with but his spiral was fucking spectacular to watch whereas I was a fan of Roberto at one point and his downward spiral has been even better despite being on a much smaller scale. It very much is like being in on the ground floor of watching a seemingly normal guy eroded into a lolcow rivaling CwC and it's nice there aren't a big number of cowtipper weens trying to make the cow fake and gay unlike someone like his fellow Ohioan Cyraxx.
Cyraxx and Rob also both live in their parents/grandparents attic. They're not too different from one another! They should do a Grindr meet up. Rob is like Cyraxx with a few more chromosomes.
I remember when he dropped those rants about Gamestop and Staples. I was entertained by those back then, but watching them now physically hurts. It's not the idea of bitching about low wage jobs that makes it cringe to me now, but it's knowing who Rob is, knowing how big of a liar he is that it makes me question the legitimacy of his claims made in the video, and how he makes Gamestop out to be this absolute worst place to work at when it's another run of the mill retail joint.
I, too, question the legitimacy of his claims. Looking back, he was expecting waaaay too much out of these retail jobs. Haha, he talked like he expected to be making six figures a year working behind the counter at GameStop or selling USB cables at Staples. Wtf bro.
I, too, question the legitimacy of his claims. Looking back, he was expecting waaaay too much out of these retail jobs. Haha, he talked like he expected to be making six figures a year working behind the counter at GameStop or selling USB cables at Staples. Wtf bro.
I think he just thought it was gonna be just playing and talking about games all day instead of what it is, a shitty retail job. On one of his twitch streams last year he talked about how retarded women who work at GameStop are and know nothing about games. Like he can't grasp some people just wanna clock in, get their check and go home. The 19 year old alternative girl working behind the counter at GameStop dosen't wanna have sex with your creepy, balding, middle aged ass, Fenty.
I think he just thought it was gonna be just playing and talking about games all day instead of what it is, a shitty retail job. On one of his twitch streams last year he talked about how retarded women who work at GameStop are and know nothing about games. Like he can't grasp some people just wanna clock in, get their check and go home. The 19 year old alternative girl working behind the counter at GameStop dosen't wanna have sex with your creepy, balding, middle aged ass, Fenty.
I, too, question the legitimacy of his claims. Looking back, he was expecting waaaay too much out of these retail jobs. Haha, he talked like he expected to be making six figures a year working behind the counter at GameStop or selling USB cables at Staples. Wtf bro.
I think he just thought it was gonna be just playing and talking about games all day instead of what it is, a shitty retail job. On one of his twitch streams last year he talked about how retarded women who work at GameStop are and know nothing about games. Like he can't grasp some people just wanna clock in, get their check and go home. The 19 year old alternative girl working behind the counter at GameStop dosen't wanna have sex with your creepy, balding, middle aged ass, Fenty.
That was actually the first thing I thought when I first heard the videos, and I dismissed it like, "No, he doesn't think retail is like THAT, right?". What gave it away was telling customer don't buy this or don't buy that. I'd only ever tell someone not to buy something or to return something were damaged/recalled items or items I knew would cause issues such as cheap flip flops that can cause skin reactions. I shouldn't need to tell anyone that when you work retail, you check people out and move product.
Of course the Gamestop doesn't want you to tell people to not buy this or that. Stores do not want dead stock, and shelf space is expensive. You don't have to be a pushy salesman. You could say, "If you like x game, I recommend y game or playing this game with z controller/accessory."
He thought Gamestop was the ultimate dream gamer job where he can show off his expert gamer skillz. Who came up with this business model? Pablo Picasso?
I, too, question the legitimacy of his claims. Looking back, he was expecting waaaay too much out of these retail jobs. Haha, he talked like he expected to be making six figures a year working behind the counter at GameStop or selling USB cables at Staples. Wtf bro.
Noticed right off the bat (part 1 pretty much) how childish his mentality was. He pretty much spills it: he was there to talk about games, play games, maybe even take some games home (you know what i'm talking about, Robbie) - exaclty like a little child would think. Let's say i go to work at McDonald's, i expect to talk about burgers, eat burgers, and get paid, get consistently promoted. If you listen carefully to his rant, that was his mindset, his expectations.
Honeymoon phase was over when they demanded him to work. Look how he cries when he was being told to re-organize things at his store. Something that's a normal practice absoultely everywhere. He also pretends to be this concerned citizen seeing moral wrongs in Gamestop practices, actually doing jack shit about them, and we all know the truth: He wouldn't be complaining if these practices benefited him.
With this being said i declare his Gamestop/Staples/whatever rants gay and fake.
Edit: ah, and one more thing. Notice how he promises to invite a coworker to the rant. That dude never showed up and pretty much noped out. Smart guy. I imagine he knew a thing or two about Rob.
He also pretends to be this concerned citizen seeing moral wrongs in Gamestop practices, actually doing jack shit about them, and we all know the truth: He wouldn't be complaining if these practices benefited him.
Let's not forget that he frequented GameStop for years after he made that video. He probably still gives them business to this very day. That's why I can't take his old rants seriously anymore. He's a fraudster and a hypocrite.
Don't forget he also said they recognize him because his childish shitty rant is oh so legendary.
Gamestop is lazy, they lie, steal, shady deals, nasty lookin', outright evil people, no morals, and so on..
Don't forget he also said they recognize him because his childish shitty rant is oh so legendary.
Gamestop is lazy, they lie, steal, shady deals, nasty lookin', outright evil people, no morals, and so on..
Ain't nobody recognizing this retard at GameStop being like, "dude that rant was legendary, truth bomb deluxe". That's one of the many bullshit lies he's told over time. Yeah, you're such a celebrity in the GameStop scene. Get the fuck out of here.
Ain't nobody recognizing this retard at GameStop being like, "dude that rant was legendary, truth bomb deluxe". That's one of the many bullshit lies he's told over time. Yeah, you're such a celebrity in the GameStop scene. Get the fuck out of here.
Let's look a litte bit into this, shall we.
I don't remember the exact video but it was one of these shitty car v-logs, post-crash. Buut i remember exactly what he said: "Gamestop, they recognize me instantly and they send their worst to deal with me. They know who i am, dude".
Rant was 2009.
Post-crash, that's 2025. Soylent was (still is) a loyal Gamestop slave for over a decade, despite telling everyone to never shop at Gamestop. All his red flags and stay aways somehow he never applied to himself.
It's also funny when you think about it. They know you, they hate you, they "send their worst", you still give them money like a bitch? Rob is a Stockholm Syndrome confirmed.
Dr. Chomo's at his bullshit again. "I sent your meltdown to Reddit." Who gives a fuck? Who uses Reddit for anything other than pornography? A bunch of weirdos I never met in my life will know I went off on some hockey puck eared faggot? WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
It's like a game with this mofo. All these little tidbits, these foreshadowings, they eventually create a bigger picture.
I used to think he's a spaz, something like let's say Game Dude. Stealin' profilin', next AVGN, Armake 2.0, you know how it goes, never considered him gay tho.
Until one moment, some movie review (his so called golden era), where he said: "I would rather suck a dick than watch this movie. I passed it to my brother and he was: i could suck a dick right now".
What.
He's chock-full of little weirdo moments like this.
I also raised my eyebrow at his Irate Gamer rant: "He loves the cock".
Or his Roberto Huong or whatever autistic title that was, when he acts like a druggie talking about all sort of porn. Exactly what he is now.
Forward 2025-2026. He sucks trannie's cock, goes Captain Karambit on found footage obama phone vid, and his brother plays the "attacker".
He's drugsmaxxing more than ever. "Lines all day, all night, to the point i decided to quit my job bro" - Great choice Rob. That was two years ago!
What changed? He takes even stronger drugs.
Friends, i hope you have your popcorn ready, it's going to be a ride.
"Gamestop, they recognize me instantly and they send their worst to deal with me. They know who i am, dude".
Rant was 2009.
Post-crash, that's 2025. Soylent was (still is) a loyal Gamestop slave for over a decade, despite telling everyone to never shop at Gamestop. All his red flags and stay aways somehow he never applied to himself.
That's how he thinks; He thinks he's a local celebrity and everyone just instantly recognizes him. Complete egomania. He probably thinks people are fucking with him personally when his food orders don't come out right, lmao. "The fuck? No pickles on my burger. Fuckin weaksauce, dood. Sent their worst to deal with me again. Fuckin slobknockers." Lmao
That's how he thinks; He thinks he's a local celebrity and everyone just instantly recognizes him. Complete egomania. He probably thinks people are fucking with him personally when his food orders don't come out right, lmao. "The fuck? No pickles on my burger. Fuckin weaksauce, dood. Sent their worst to deal with me again. Fuckin slobknockers." Lmao
I know no one wants to waste their time doing it, but it would be interesting to hear someone call up all his local game stores and see if they've ever even heard of a Robert Lowe. My guess is hell the fuck no. And if they have heard of him then it isn't going to be for a good reason.
"What's up bitches, this is Silent Rob. I got a confession, I've been a brony this whole time. I've been making fun of ya'll for years because of my own insecurities. I was afraid so I hid it for the longest time. But it's time for me to accept myself for who I am. A proud and out member of the herd. I love Applejack, bitches. Need that luscious equestrian vagina all up in my mouf roof, son! Feels good, Brony Rob signing out bitches, yeehaw! Brohoof!"
