Gentlemen, BEHOLD! THE VOICE CLIPZ! I hopped Discord with Asa, screen record, and made some minor edits.
Enjoy his fentdown!
TRANSCRIPT:
Clip One: Between you and me dude, my wife, dude, is just a fucking piece of shit, dude. Like here for the last, like four months, me and her have been talking like all the time, working shit out, everything's good. You know, and then literally like I said I let my guard down for a second, and she just fucking does the exact same thing, dude. She always does. She fucking just disappears, and I gotta just wash my hands of this fucking cunt, dude. I can't keep fucking letting this bitch back in for her to keep doing this, dude. And I'm telling you, I'm sitting here right now just stewing about this fucking bitch, dude. I just can't take this shit anymore, dude. You know, she always does this. Like, she's a fucking loser, and I just need to fucking move on, and she just keeps fucking fucking around me around and pissing me off, dude.
Clip Two: Here's the crazy thing, dude. Like, this dude, this ugly dude that she's with, they're not even really together, dude. And then, they're not even really together, like, he like fucking like has a girl, like she's like the other woman. Like, she literally just is there fucking, he doesn't even touch her or anything! She's just there paying bills and shit like a fucking loser, and dude like, it's unbelievable, dude! You know, been sneaking around like texting each other and shit while we're making plans for me to come pick her up, blah blah blah. Yeah, and you're right, dude. I need to move on-I don't want another girl, dude. Honestly, they're not worth it, dude. They really aren't. You know, I'm like forty years old now. My sex drive is so low now, I don't even give a fuck, dude. Anymore. Between you and me dude, I'm telling you right now, if she don't fucking get a hold of me, I'm gonna embarrass the fuck out of her, dude. I'm gonna fucking call, uh, and have a fucking welfare check come to her fucking house, and her whole little scheme's gonna be blown wide the fuck open, and she's gonna be embarrassed as fuck, dude. When a cop comes there knocking with a welfare check from her husband that she's been talking to the last four months behind his back, she'll be kicked out of that motherfucker real quick. So she better contact me by tomorrow, dude, because I've had enough of this bitch.
Clip Three: Oh yeah, it's gonna go down, dude, if she don't contact me. I'm not gonna flush four months down the fucking drain, wasting it on her, dude, and I've known it, dude. Here the last few times I talked to her, she's acted kinda shady. She hasn't acted right, and I even told my brother. I'm like, "Yeah, she's not acting right, dude." I know her like the back of my hand, dude. I was with her for like seven, eight years. you know, and yeah dude. It's gonna get fucking ugly, 'cause I'm telling you, I'm not going down without a fight on this one, dude. She fucked up and gave me her address now, and I know where she fucking lives. That crazy bitch moved to fucking Pittsburg, Kansas, dude. I never even heard of Pittsburg, Kansas, but I got her fucking address now, dude. She ain't gonna do this fucking shit to me, dude. I mean, it's just unbelievable. This guy does absolutely nothing for her, dude. You know, her fucking parents are suing her for custody of her fucking kids, 'cause she don't have anything to do with her fucking kids. All I heard for fucking years was about her kids. She wants to be with her kids, she wants to get her kids down here. She hasn't been with me for a year and a half, and she hasn't seen those kids one time, dude. Okay? She's just got her head completely up her fucking ass, dude.
Clip Four: Yeah, she said it herself, dude. Fucking how good I fucking treated her, and like, you know, no other guy has treated her as good as me and bah bah bah. And you know, I know that I'm not fucking perfect, dude. You know, I was going through that drug stuff and everything else. You know but you don't just fucking leave somebody like the way she did, dude, and I told her that! I'm like, you don't just fucking leave somebody like that, dude. I was like, I saved your fucking life overdosing and shit. Less than a month after I fucking saved your life, no, it was like two weeks later, I fucking catch her talking to a dude, dude. This is what she would always do. Like we'd be doing completely good, and then I would catch her talking to dudes, dude. Like all the fucking time, and she'd wonder why I'd be pissed off all the fucking time, dude. I mean, I just ain't got it in me to deal with another bitch, dude. Honestly, I mean and that's what I told her, like, I'm not perfect. I'm not this like cuddly person. You know, there are some things I could work on, dude, but you don't just abandon somebody like she fucking did, dude. I mean, that's unbelievable. I lost my mom like right after she left. She's lucky that I'm even still here.
Clip Five: Now granted, it's not one hundred percent guaranteed she's like fucking ditched me and shit, dude, but we've been talking pretty much on schedule for the last like four months, and then I didn't hear from her at all last night. And there ain't no way unless her fucking phone broke or something, that's why I'm gonna give her a little bit of time to get her fucking phone or something, but other than that dude, I think she's up to her old fucking shenanigans, 'cause there ain't no fucking way in Hell she couldn't have texted me one fucking time last night, dude, so we'll see. I don't know, man. I'm about to give up, dude. Everything sucks anymore, dude.
