Should Santa Denial be Outlawed?

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Travis Touchdown (REAL)

Travis Touchdown (REAL)

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I regret to inform you all that there are folxx in the world who don't believe in Santa. I believe this to be crime against whimsy and mirth and should be punishable with imprisonment in addition to cruel and unusual punishments being inflicted upon them.

What do you think?
 
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Enforced belief is hollow and leads to people actively pushing against it. Santa's a hard working man, you don't need government stooges to fucking try to force people to have belief in a guy you can just see doing his job if you get lucky enough to catch him in the act. Besides, Santa's existence is not reliant on belief. He merely exists, and is really good at not messing things up since he's been on the job so long.
 
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Santas real but hes a depressed man suffering from alcoholism who decided to give good children gifts because he killed his child in a fit of drunken rage once. The naughty ones he takes, plies with alcohol and brainwashes to work in his toy factory. He is also the only known winner of the Saddest Person in Finland award.
 
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funwithshemales69 said:
Santas real but hes a depressed man suffering from alcoholism who decided to give good children gifts because he killed his child in a fit of drunken rage once. The naughty ones he takes, plies with alcohol and brainwashes to work in his toy factory. He is also the only known winner of the Saddest Person in Finland award.
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I don't know what kinda fucked up fanfics you've been reading but a guy delivering presents to houses really isn't something that's super complex. Do you think the mailman delivers the mail because of similar reasonings?
 
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Would attacking Santa also count? Alberto Del Rio better watch out for the police to go after his ass when he GTA'd one:

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The Lawgiver said:
I don't know what kinda fucked up fanfics you've been reading but a guy delivering presents to houses really isn't something that's super complex. Do you think the mailman delivers the mail because of similar reasonings?
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It's a joke, calm down. It's a riff on the sanda manga, it's one shot and the 2019 movie klaus. It's supposed to be absurd.
 
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Jason_Cruiser said:
Santa is real CHUD. Where do you think the six million cookies came from.
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Usually santa tends to be the one getting cookies left as a tip for his work, not the other way around.

People have tried leaving monetary tips but that usually leads to legal battles once the government catches wind he's gotten paid roughly thousands to a few million tax free. Don't ask how I know this, it's not important.
 
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IronBarrelBro said:
We should deploy the best fact checkers to deboonk any crazy conspiracy theorists who actually think everyone somehow conspiring to lie about a man's existence. Letting this kind of misinformation spread is dangerous and must be punished!
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You do not need fact checkers for the existence of things you can easily perceive with your eyes!
YOU CAN OPEN YOUR WINDOW AND LOOK OUTSIDE AT ANY TIME DURING THE TIME HE PASSES BY ON HIS ROUTE IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
No fucking way you haven't! Come on, a guy delivering packages really isn't something hard to notice in the dead ass quiet of the night!
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Santa Claus is Coming to Town said:
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!
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Why on EARTH would he come to your place to give you presents if he knew you were awake instead of sleeping? Checkmate. :smug:
 
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Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
Why on EARTH would he come to your place to give you presents if he knew you were awake instead of sleeping? Checkmate. :smug:
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NIGGER
THAT IS A SONG FUNCTIONING AS A HYPE-MAN FOR HIS ARRIVAL.

Anyways, I fail to see how a man who's job is delivering gifts would be altered in any way by him knowing you're awake when he gets to your house.
The delivery schedule is the delivery schedule, and there isn't enough time to alter it based on what your status is, I mean maybe aside from there being an active shooting situation or something of similarly violent ass nature.
Waffle Iron said:
Santa is real, and he sold us out for that tasty coca cola ad money.
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