Shitty Etsy Products

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Monkey Pink said:
I was looking for some witchcraft or new age woo, for either this thread or the Witchcraft General thread - but I came across something I actually love:

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She sends you both the gemstone AND the video of her cat picking it out for you. I'm so dumb, I adore this and really might give in sometime.
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Oh, that's actually adorable just for the cat video alone. Though the real question is: how much is it?
 
Monkey Pink said:
She sends you both the gemstone AND the video of her cat picking it out for you. I'm so dumb, I adore this and really might give in sometime.
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Cat tarot reading would be equally adorable, except you'd go through decks pretty quickly. Three of Swords has teeth marks, and nobody got The Tower for a month until we found it under the fridge.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Cat tarot reading would be equally adorable, except you'd go through decks pretty quickly. Three of Swords has teeth marks, and nobody got The Tower for a month until we found it under the fridge.
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Yeah well that damn three of swords deserves it.

Speaking of threes, I have 3 cats and I'll let you choose the cat that chooses your stone! I gotta get in on this lmao.
 
Hank Scorpio said:
Oh, that's actually adorable just for the cat video alone. Though the real question is: how much is it?
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From the listing, it seems to be about $12-15 depending on the size of the crystal you want. Depending on the actual gemstone, that's about the price of the rocks themselves. No upcharge for the psychic cat.
 
Monkey Pink said:
From the listing, it seems to be about $12-15 depending on the size of the crystal you want. Depending on the actual gemstone, that's about the price of the rocks themselves. No upcharge for the psychic cat.
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So you get a pretty rock, a cute video, and a fun story. That's not awful.
 
Chub Rub said:
So you get a pretty rock, a cute video, and a fun story. That's not awful.
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If I were in the market for random sealed Pokemon packs, I'd definitely pay a small premium for the ones I got to watch a cat pick out.

I bet you could get a cat to cast runes for clients. My mom's cat loves to help us play Scrabble, which is functionally the same behavior.
Coelacanth said:
I'm more shocked about the price - over 2000 bucks just so you can say you're besties with Satan?!? No thanks!
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Yeah, in comparison it's only $55 to have the singer from Cradle of Filth wish your mom a happy birthday in a video that human eyes can perceive, so Satan is not the economical pick here.
 
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Monkey Pink said:
I was looking for some witchcraft or new age woo, for either this thread or the Witchcraft General thread - but I came across something I actually love:

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She sends you both the gemstone AND the video of her cat picking it out for you. I'm so dumb, I adore this and really might give in sometime.
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She doesn't ship to the UK noooooooo. :(
 
For the dog people in this thread:
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I can't help it - I love gemstones and cute animals, I'm the exact sucker they're looking for here. That's a LOVELY pup.

If I actually give into any of these listings I will gladly share pics and video in this thread 👀
 
Monkey Pink said:
If I actually give into any of these listings I will gladly share pics and video in this thread 👀
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Careful, friend! Don't dox your karmic destiny.

I'm holding out for Lizard Picks Your Crystal. Or Toddler Picks Your Crystal and Briefly Tries to Eat It.
 
General Disarray said:
I saw this and immediately thought of this free, printable calendar for 2023.

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The Army Corps Of Engineers Has Released a 2023 Calendar Of Giant Cats Attacking Infrastructure

Back in November of 2021, the government passed the One Trillion Dollar Infrastructure bill. And it looks like it's not a moment too soon.
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Sample photo:

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Sorry for OT, just thought I'd share.
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That's actually pretty cute, in an incredibly PC, offend no one kind of way. It's also interesting, or at least it is to me. Water infrastructure and supply is something that too few people ever think about.
 
.....I wish I could sell crystals picked out by my chickens, but I lack the crystals.

I would have the listening make you select a chicken to do the drawing, and different blessings depending on the chicken (rooster is for wealth, hen 1 for fertility, hen 2 for health, etc.).

I made the mistake of looking at vinyl toys on Etsy, and it recommended me this. I'm sure it's very safe, and not soft, and won't absorb any human fluids.

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