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Yeah its always somethin sick or degenerate like that. What kind of lunatic do you have to be. The worst part is I am pretty sure at least some of those animals were probably killed by the """"artist"""" to make their psychotic ass shit. I get that vibe from the whole thing :[
I'm on a facebook group that posts bad taxidermy. Apparently the rats, especially the white ones, are frequently sourced from reptile suppliers, they're feeder rats. People who want to get into taxidermy will buy them frozen for practice.
 
I avoid etsy like the plague. There are way too many creepy, tiny, taxidermized animals and animal "objects" on etsy to even remember the worst I have seen, and even if I could I wouldn't want to post images of them here. There are just some sick fucking freaks out in the world.
I honestly don't understand people who use etsy to buy anything but extremely specific craft supplies that are difficult to find elsewhere.
 
I honestly don't understand people who use etsy to buy anything but extremely specific craft supplies that are difficult to find elsewhere.
I've been using it to buy a lot of shit for my wedding tbh. Favors, part of the centerpieces, my flowers, my jewelry, all sorts of stuff. But I don't really go out of my way to look for weird stuff.
 
I'm on a facebook group that posts bad taxidermy. Apparently the rats, especially the white ones, are frequently sourced from reptile suppliers, they're feeder rats. People who want to get into taxidermy will buy them frozen for practice.

i mean at LEAST that is a plus..no little mice or rats were harmed specifically to make creepy shit. Still you wonder about some of those accounts and how many of them have a freezerful of human bodies
 
i mean at LEAST that is a plus..no little mice or rats were harmed specifically to make creepy shit. Still you wonder about some of those accounts and how many of them have a freezerful of human bodies
Oh, for sure. It's...definitely something that would live in my head rent-free for a while after if I saw it.
 
I mean if your muse demands that you craft weird little dioramas of dead animals and dress their corpses up in tiny little dresses and shit more power to you i guess...not my thing...at all. just dont harm the animos:}

edit: not "you" as in the poster above me just in general @ the etsy freaks
 
i mean at LEAST that is a plus..no little mice or rats were harmed specifically to make creepy shit. Still you wonder about some of those accounts and how many of them have a freezerful of human bodies
Human? Don’t know. Roadkill? Jesus, don’t ask.

Most of the pics in the group are found in “the wild”, aka antique stores, estate sales, and random decor in other stores. But sometimes it’s somebody’s first try which ranges from hilarious to horrifying.
 
Not exactly shitty. I love this, just came across it and wanted to share. :)
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I was on etsy looking for the Judy Tenuta shirt that Corky wears in Waiting for Guffman. Found this enamel pin instead. Who the fuck would wear this in public? The guy's page is full of other degen cartoon pins. Didn't know that was a genre...

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Look at how many people wear ahegao hoodies in public. Anybody who would wear this will either be so off-putting to others they inherently avoid them so they don't notice the creepy pervert pins, or will be a fellow pervert who will appreciate it (i.e. 99.99999999% of furries)
 
Look at how many people wear ahegao hoodies in public.
Uh, not sure where the fuck you live but (after googling wtf that was) I’ve maybe seen one neckbeard in the last decade wear such a thing out and he was so nasty that his stench brought him to my attention before he’d reached my peripheral vision.

I still remember the first time I saw the word ‘fuck’ on a t-shirt and it was worn by some grimy and edgy meth-head looking guy 20-25 years ago. It was a black t-shirt with white print and said something about dude being a badass fudge-packing mother fucker and he didn’t look like the kind of guy any respectable establishment would allow into their kitchen so I just assumed it was to advertise himself as providing sexual services to the gays.

Overall, both experiences fell into the same category of offending autistic sensabilities.

Like, if you want your enamel bunny porno pin for you, then buy it and enjoy it, but most normal humans aren’t interested in that shit and advertising it will just earn you further ostracism like the fudge-packer.
 
Look at how many people wear ahegao hoodies in public. Anybody who would wear this will either be so off-putting to others they inherently avoid them so they don't notice the creepy pervert pins, or will be a fellow pervert who will appreciate it (i.e. 99.99999999% of furries)
I've seen one dude in the wild with those damn ahegao hoodies, he acted so nonchalant about it but thankfully, didn't stay for long in my presence as I was considering asking the staff to tell him to take it off or leave.
And another time when I was at a Japanese culture convention which of course had anime and it's fans too.

These people are a step up from the type who wear 'Explicit content' shirts.
 
I've seen one dude in the wild with those damn ahegao hoodies, he acted so nonchalant about it but thankfully, didn't stay for long in my presence as I was considering asking the staff to tell him to take it off or leave.
And another time when I was at a Japanese culture convention which of course had anime and it's fans too.

These people are a step up from the type who wear 'Explicit content' shirts.
I have a friend who helps to runs an anime con, and once in a while, he asks me to help out (usually as staff). 2019 (if i remember right), we passed a rule banning ahegao shit, since one, it was too sexual , (also, the place that hosts our con was getting a shit ton of complaints about people with risqué outfits and almost banned us), two, since a shit ton of the women (and men) in the pics are lolis and shota and they didn't really want pedo shit at the con since it was starting to get attention by the public. that year we had a shit ton of women (about 18-22) wearing them. they always yelled at us and told us that we were boomers/libtards. we also had one bootlegger that year trying to sell them downlow and almost got kicked out for it.
 
I have a friend who helps to runs an anime con, and once in a while, he asks me to help out (usually as staff). 2019 (if i remember right), we passed a rule banning ahegao shit, since one, it was too sexual , (also, the place that hosts our con was getting a shit ton of complaints about people with risqué outfits and almost banned us), two, since a shit ton of the women (and men) in the pics are lolis and shota and they didn't really want pedo shit at the con since it was starting to get attention by the public. that year we had a shit ton of women (about 18-22) wearing them. they always yelled at us and told us that we were boomers/libtards. we also had one bootlegger that year trying to sell them downlow and almost got kicked out for it.
Damn, I'm sorry you had to go through that, sounds really rough.
Little off-topic regarding Etsy but I went to an anime convention recently myself and saw one table that sold a print of a topless female character but had stickers over the display copy. Mind you, kids were in attendance and can guess what was underneath but that's not the worse of it.
Towards the end of the convention, I was being nosey and looking at a book one artist was holding and managed to see uncensored erections. I saw that the book came from the same table I mentioned before. I think they had them under the table but ended up putting them out, I cleared out immediately after that.
 
Damn, I'm sorry you had to go through that, sounds really rough.
Little off-topic regarding Etsy but I went to an anime convention recently myself and saw one table that sold a print of a topless female character but had stickers over the display copy. Mind you, kids were in attendance and can guess what was underneath but that's not the worse of it.
Towards the end of the convention, I was being nosey and looking at a book one artist was holding and managed to see uncensored erections. I saw that the book came from the same table I mentioned before. I think they had them under the table but ended up putting them out, I cleared out immediately after that.
In 2021, I was asked desperately to help out at the same con again, and one of the booths were selling bootleg hoodies of naked anime girls that had stolen fan art on it (mostly 02 since cosplay thots don’t know anime). He has two versions for display: one censored and one uncensored. We told him, he couldn’t sell the uncensored one since the county we had the con at had weird rules about porn. He basically have to had a licensed or something to sell his uncensored shirts. He agreed and whenever the staff left, he would put it back up. It became a game of the staff (mostly me) telling him to put the fuckin’ shirts away and him putting it back up once we left. This went on from Friday to Saturday until the higher ups got pissed and told him to leave.
Some what power level: I forgot about this one time. I have a very close aunt who is full blooded jap. She is like a second mother to me so we hang out a lot. The same con I was helping out at, she came to talk and see how I was doing since I was away at college and the con wasn’t too far from my hometown. She was interested with everything at the con, so she went and looked around. She gotten upset whenever see seen a women wearing a shirt in kanji saying “semen please” with a loli with a mouth full of cum. She went to me and told me how that woman was disgusting and she will never get a man. I laughed so hard at a jap saying a weeb will never get married. God, I love my family at times.
 
She went to me and told me how that woman was disgusting and she will never get a man. I laughed so hard at a jap saying a weeb will never get married. God, I love my family at times.
I would enjoy a show where normal Japanese adults walked around an American anime convention and made fun of the weebs, or rated how likely they were to get married/have a career. Subtitled, of course.
 
I would enjoy a show where normal Japanese adults walked around an American anime convention and made fun of the weebs, or rated how likely they were to get married/have a career. Subtitled, of course.
The funny thing is she went around and took mental notes about how horrible their Japanese grammar were. she got offended by it. Also, she got confused why they had Kpop things at an anime convention. I told her why (since weebs really don’t watch anime that much) and she got confused why they were even there since most of them just did nothing but hanged out talking to each other. I can’t believe I have to tell her what weebs are. Lmao she’s a sweet woman but she was so angry and confused over that con.
 
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