Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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D_Tractor said:
Nobody shot up my school. Or bombed it. Everyone threatened to do both but they were faggots who never made their dreams come true. Most of my classmates probably died of opiates 5 or 10 or 15 years ago.
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I grew up when if you did that they just told you to lol calm down because it was obviously only an edgy joke.
 
In high school, my guy friends on the swim team saw that this dude was uncircumcised. It caught on and everyone called him Taquito. It became his nickname. One summer he got surgically circumcised.
 
In Highschool, there was this super weird kid who was in my PE class who would always talk about other boy's dick and balls. How big they were, what they looked like, ect. I once overheard him talking to his friend in the changing room, and he said something along the lines of "This kid has super huge balls the size of this head, but his dick is as small as a tictac!". Just chatting to his friend like they were having a totally normal conversation

This kid would always go up to people and say something about their dick, or their balls, or both. He even came up to me out of nowhere once, and said "You have a very huge penis!". I just stood there, fucking bewildered at what just happened

He wasn't autistic or anything, and I don't think he was gay. He was just really fucking weird
 
I had to do an assignment back in 6th grade about writing about pet peeves. One of my pet peeves I wrote down was the LGBTQ+ community which I had to explain to my counselor as to why. Back then, I hated their flamboyance, girly voices, the clothes they wore, and their mannerisms, that was my reasoninh

I was just as fucking retarded as anyone else at school at that age, but through sheer happenstance, there was a singular based moment.
 
PipTheAlchemist said:
In Highschool, there was this super weird kid who was in my PE class who would always talk about other boy's dick and balls. How big they were, what they looked like, ect. I once overheard him talking to his friend in the changing room, and he said something along the lines of "This kid has super huge balls the size of this head, but his dick is as small as a tictac!". Just chatting to his friend like they were having a totally normal conversation

This kid would always go up to people and say something about their dick, or their balls, or both. He even came up to me out of nowhere once, and said "You have a very huge penis!". I just stood there, fucking bewildered at what just happened

He wasn't autistic or anything, and I don't think he was gay. He was just really fucking weird
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I'm surprised nobody took a swing at him for commenting on their dick and balls.
 
PipTheAlchemist said:
In Highschool, there was this super weird kid who was in my PE class who would always talk about other boy's dick and balls. How big they were, what they looked like, ect. I once overheard him talking to his friend in the changing room, and he said something along the lines of "This kid has super huge balls the size of this head, but his dick is as small as a tictac!". Just chatting to his friend like they were having a totally normal conversation

This kid would always go up to people and say something about their dick, or their balls, or both. He even came up to me out of nowhere once, and said "You have a very huge penis!". I just stood there, fucking bewildered at what just happened

He wasn't autistic or anything, and I don't think he was gay. He was just really fucking weird
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PipTheAlchemist said:
Me too. People just treated him like he was completely normal, even when he was talking about other kid's dick and balls all the time. Weird as fuck
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Did he hang around with this person?
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We had this special kid in school who loved and I mean loved Dragonball Z. He used to turn into a super saiyan with some kids egging him on. Literal autistic screeching. The absolute madlad even said "this isn't even my final form" at one point and flat out reeeeee'd in the middle of the hallway while both kids and teachers stopped to watch him. Someone took a video of it. I had it on my old Nokia and will try to see if I still have it so I can post it.
 
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DelicateMageflower said:
The two girls who got into a fistfight in the hallway, managed to pull each others tops off, and continued fighting shirtless as all the boys stood around and cheered.
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I can't recall if I posted it in one of my HS year posts, but two girls got into a fight during a PE baseball game. As I'm catching the ball to make the third out at first base, I turn and see the commotion over at third base. Both girls tried unsuccessfully to pull each others' tops off, so they instead locked onto each other's hair. A senior who didn't have a class that period saw what was going on and broke it up before the PE teacher could see where she was observing the second baseball game over near the football field. The senior stayed to oversee our game until it was time to go back inside.

Never Scored said:
Fuck can you imagine there being a student smoking area today?
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My high school turned a blind eye to smoking so long as it was done in what was nicknamed the "burnout section" -- an open concrete area between the kitchen and the home economics wing. The only drawback was this was the same space athletic teams would have to walk through to get to their buses after school. For teams with 4:00 or 4:30 PM start times at another school, there was still enough smoke lingering outside when they'd catch their bus that the air was noticeably thick and smoky for anyone taking a breath on the way to the bus.

It wasn't until my state increased the penalties for underage tobacco use (and I think they may have designated schools as tobacco-free zones) that the burnout section finally became a thing of the past. Prior to that, there was also a designated section for chewing tobacco until the land was used to build a competition-sized swimming pool with seating and lockers.

There's no way this would happen in $CURRENT_YEAR with today's attitudes and how parents behave.
 
So back in third grade I let my friend borrow my copy of Legend of Zelda Oracle of seasons because he really wanted to play it before he bought it. So I give the game to him one day and I very sternly told him not to save over my file because I was at the last dungeon and to bring it back by the end of the week. Well the end of the week came and when I went to ask for it back he claimed he’d lost it somewhere. Now if anybody has ever played OOS, they’d know that I was pretty pissed because that game was the hypest shit, but eventually I got over it and continued on as normal. So a couple months go by and I’m over playing at his house one day when his mom called us into the kitchen and she showed me my game. Turns out the fucker took it and stuffed it under his mattress so he wouldn’t have to give it back. His mom utterly tore him a new asshole, made him apologize profusely while he was crying spastically, and I went home early that day happy I was able to continue my virtual adventure while my friend got his ass beat (He actually didn’t save over my file so I was so happy about that I didn’t really give a shit about anything else).

Bitch did the same thing with my smash bros Melee disc too, and the whole situation played out in an almost exact replay of the first time. He is still my friend to this day.

Oracle of Seasons was a fun game.
 
Count groudon said:
So back in third grade I let my friend borrow my copy of Legend of Zelda Oracle of seasons because he really wanted to play it before he bought it. So I give the game to him one day and I very sternly told him not to save over my file because I was at the last dungeon and to bring it back by the end of the week. Well the end of the week came and when I went to ask for it back he claimed he’d lost it somewhere. Now if anybody has ever played OOS, they’d know that I was pretty pissed because that game was the hypest shit, but eventually I got over it and continued on as normal. So a couple months go by and I’m over playing at his house one day when his mom called us into the kitchen and she showed me my game. Turns out the fucker took it and stuffed it under his mattress so he wouldn’t have to give it back. His mom utterly tore him a new asshole, made him apologize profusely while he was crying spastically, and I went home early that day happy I was able to continue my virtual adventure while my friend got his ass beat (He actually didn’t save over my file so I was so happy about that I didn’t really give a shit about anything else).

Bitch did the same thing with my smash bros Melee disc too, and the whole situation played out in an almost exact replay of the first time. He is still my friend to this day.

Oracle of Seasons was a fun game.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice . . .
 
A guy in my class in secondary school had the most annoying verbal tic I've ever had to experience and it's very specific to him. While speaking, he would end every sentence that was at least about 8 words long by repeating the last three words. He would always do it, without fail, even when taking an oral exam. I thought he had Tourette's or something but then I found out that apparently the only disability he has is dyslexia.

My primary school English teacher barely even knew English. I vividly remember having a text about Ernest Hemingway in the work book and the text mentioned how Ernest Hemingway died by blowing his head off with a shotgun. Some heavy shit for a bunch of 7th graders, but I guess they thought us Slavshits can handle it. When we were reading the text, she kept insisting that he killed himself with a shogun and that "shotgun" was a typo. She didn't know that shotgun was the English word for сачмарица, or sačmarica if you want it in Latin text which is what we call it. Furthermore, she thought that shogun were ninja stars. We had to spend 5 minutes explaining to her that a shogun was the feudal Japanese ruler and that shotgun is the English word for сачмарица. How someone can blow their head off with a shuriken is another matter that boggles the mind.
 
Does anyone remember Tron: Legacy? There was a school year where I picked notebooks themed after that movie. The whole class made fun of me during the first days of that year because I had "man notebooks".
 
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