Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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bigoogabaloogas said:
some kid dropped some pills in front of a teacher and got expelled
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During a basketball practice in my sixth grade year, the coach granted us a mid-practice water break. One of my classmates opened an unlocked locker in the high school building that we shared a gym and cafeteria with and discovered a small container of a white, powdery substance. Nobody knew for sure, but it was suspected to be cocaine as that was the drug of choice at the time. Needless to say, that locker door couldn't get shut fast enough; and, we were too scared shitless to tell our coach what we found and suspected.

The high school itself closed at the end of the school year.
 
I'm my pre-teen days I was on the shorter side and got picked on a lot.

One day in the locker room a kid grabbed me and threw me into a wall. I had enough of it and grabbed his hand, twisted his finger back and broke it.

Never got in trouble. Even his own mother knew it was his fault.

He left the school that to go the hospital and came back the best day with some sort of cast or splint.. Something to secure his finger.

I think I was 12? It was sixth grade.

Didn't get picked at nearly as much after that.. By the time I was 16 I finally reached above average height lol
 
Some kid a few years back recorded a kid having an anxiety attack on his phone while laughing at him and was caught. He got suspended for a few days.
And turns out, a few months ago (a few days actually before graduation at the school he was at, since I had actually transferred out of that school due to another story that I'll more than likely explain later. I had graduated weeks before this happened) , he got expelled because he and a bunch of friends were threatening to shoot up the school during graduation.
Whats terrifying is that when police investigated the guy's house, he actually had the weapons and plans, so he wasn't kidding.
Shame though, because the guy was a top athlete and had good grades at our school only for him to be a douchebag to others and then throw that all away.

Though, a few years before, I accidentally smacked him in the face with my locker door when opening it because he was talking with his crew of goons too close to my locker(which ALL OF THEM were actually expelled because they were also in on the plan of shooting up the school) and he pretty much spread rumors and shit about me in school saying that I was a "psychopath" and stuff just because I accidentally hit him with my locker.
How ironic now looking back that he out of all people was saying that to me
 
I didn’t see this, one of my teachers told me about it.
There’s a tradition here that, if you’re having a birthday, your friends can throw eggs at you. It’s pretty funny and most people just run away while their friends run after them while throwing eggs at them. Anyway, that’s what happened: a student was running away from their friends that were throwing eggs at them, then he got run over by a car and now he’s disabled. I have more stories, though. That teacher has seen a lot
 
I have a ton of school stories so I might as well share another one.

During 5th-1oth grade I was in the school's band and we'd travel places to other schools for marching competitions and stuff.
There was this one kid who was in the percussion section that was really fucking creepy.
Like, not just looking like one, but acted like one. (you'll see why)

But that's not the main part I'm gonna talk about. I was that one kid in the school that usually liked being not near that many people and the bus I was on one day was full of not just students going to this one competition, but also some staff and other people going to the place. Because of that, seats were pretty full.
And me being the "oh so lucky" person I am, had the only seat open next to me. Low and behold, the creepy guy walks up to me, with a giant ass bag full of stuff. The teacher CLEARLY SAID to put shit that size on one of the rows that was meant for stuff, but this guy never listened to the teacher, so he pretty much was all like "can you put this under your feet" which lead me to basically be sitting as if I were in a Fetal position with my knees close to my chest because of how big his bag was. (but sitting)
It gets worse, because usually a normal kid would bring their phone or some kind of music device to listen to music.
Not this motherfucker. He sets his giant ass laptop on his lap and turns on music. I wouldn't have minded if he had music anyway, but this guy started SINGING to his music.
And the songs were fucking creepy.
I mean, more than likely they were not in reality, but how this guy was singing them with how the lyrics are made it terrifying.
He was singing at the top of his lungs something about
"YOU'LL END UP DEAD. IF YOU *something something I forgot the lyrics* THEN ONE OF US WILL END UP DEAD."
And the reason why I put something something is because he muttered some of the stuff too.
The teacher even got involved telling him to please keep his music to himself because he started singing to a song about some lady in the bathroom lying naked or something.
Also he smelled like rotten apples mixed with fish.
Not a pleasant bus ride at all.
I ended up sitting in the very back of the bus that evening after the competition and the person he sat next to got into an argument with him because they had a headache and wanted to rest and didn't want his laptop light blaring in their face.
Also a lot of people were telling him to shut up when signing but he ignored them.
A couple weeks later he got suspended and kicked out of the band because he groped someone from the woodwind section.
And that wasn't even the first time he grabbed or touched a girl inappropriately at our school.
He was one of those kids who also stared at people for a long time as well.


I have a feeling he's gonna become one of those people who end up on the news in the evening with a mugshot for sexually harassing someone
 
i had the same initials as another kid, and we lived on the same street. I was always called to the dean's office for shit he did. I told them i dindu nuffin but they wouldnt have any of it. this kept happening until one day he threw hot chocolate on some kid and choked him, when i got there the kid who went to the dean saw that i wasn't him and they finally left me alone. I remember my math teacher laughed at me when i got my summons because i audibly groaned so loud. I got that faggots yearbook though
 
I can share another, this one was pretty epic
My classroom in 4th grade was shared by two classes: our 4th grade in the morning, and a 1rst glade classroom in the afternoons. Therefore, our class would be full of drawings made by first graders and they had a fish that was on one of the book/comic shelves.
One day, our class thought of a great prank for our teacher: pretend the first grade’s fish was dead.

And so, when the class started and the teacher was coming, everyone was standing in front of the aquarium, fake crying or just plain shocked. The teacher came and was visibly confused.

“what happened, guys?”
“The... The first grade class fish died!!” Everyone screamed, started crying and just started acting like autists. The teacher was really worried and said “Wait, what?” and almost ran out of the classroom, but then we said “PRANKED!” And started laughing. She also started laughing


Days later, the class is calmly sitting in their seats, talking to each other, when the teacher arrives. She’s mad af, scolding the students as she puts her things in her desk. “Guys, I need to have a serious conversation with you all about your math quizzes... What the hell happened to your GRADES?! Almost everyone had an F, and the best grade was a C-! “ (I think, she actually said everyone had an 4/10, the worst grade was 2/10 and the best grade was 6/10).
Everyone starts panicking, including me, who had bad grades in math. I really started crying, and my best friend was just repeating to herself that her mother was going to beat her to death. (That test was important, ok? Lol) Almost everyone was at least mildly distressed, and while that happened the teacher just stared at us disappointed, until she just started smiling and screamed: “PRANKED!”

One of the best prank revenges I’ve ever seen
 
suicide girl said:
I can share another, this one was pretty epic
My classroom in 4th grade was shared by two classes: our 4th grade in the morning, and a 1rst glade classroom in the afternoons. Therefore, our class would be full of drawings made by first graders and they had a fish that was on one of the book/comic shelves.
One day, our class thought of a great prank for our teacher: pretend the first grade’s fish was dead.

And so, when the class started and the teacher was coming, everyone was standing in front of the aquarium, fake crying or just plain shocked. The teacher came and was visibly confused.

“what happened, guys?”
“The... The first grade class fish died!!” Everyone screamed, started crying and just started acting like autists. The teacher was really worried and said “Wait, what?” and almost ran out of the classroom, but then we said “PRANKED!” And started laughing. She also started laughing


Days later, the class is calmly sitting in their seats, talking to each other, when the teacher arrives. She’s mad af, scolding the students as she puts her things in her desk. “Guys, I need to have a serious conversation with you all about your math quizzes... What the hell happened to your GRADES?! Almost everyone had an F, and the best grade was a C-! “ (I think, she actually said everyone had an 4/10, the worst grade was 2/10 and the best grade was 6/10).
Everyone starts panicking, including me, who had bad grades in math. I really started crying, and my best friend was just repeating to herself that her mother was going to beat her to death. (That test was important, ok? Lol) Almost everyone was at least mildly distressed, and while that happened the teacher just stared at us disappointed, until she just started smiling and screamed: “PRANKED!”

One of the best prank revenges I’ve ever seen
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The best pranks leave mental scars.
 
vertexwindi said:
The best pranks leave mental scars.
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It did
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A friend just told me about a kid she went to middle school with. The first day, she thought he was just being weird to try and get attention and make friends because he sang commercial jingles throughout the day as he did various activities.

Until the next day and he did the exact same thing. And every day after. His favorite ritual was singing the Glade Plug-ins song every day without fail at the end of class as he loaded his books into his backpack.

Freshens sixty days
Freshens in new ways
Plug it in
Plug it in
 
-At a Department of Defense school in Japan, a classmate was caught with weed. He's lucky he wasn't caught by Japanese authorities because Japan is equally tough on marijuana in comparison to other drugs. I've heard of a foreigner being imprisoned for drugs before.

During class I saw literal caution tapes that were placed by the NCIS on his locker in the hallway. He, along with some upperclassmen who he caused trouble with (they got drunk, attacked a local, and stole a car according to the rumors) all got deported after they finished school. People were glad to hear about the deportation since nobody really liked them.

-I was in Okinawa at a drama meetup, and apparently the reason why they were strict on curfew and being in your room was because some students were found having sex. *sigh*

-During high school, two kids (one of them was the guy that got deported for weed) got suspended because they were caught having sex in the bathroom. I'm mostly grossed out about it happening in the bathroom of all places.

-During freshman year, the teacher of honors English/history gave the whole class detention because one of the students messed with the thermostat without asking. Luckily I had skipped school that day.

-During elementary school, one of the kids would call other kids "heifers" despite being pretty fat herself. I didn't know what that meant at the time.

Edit: I learned that one of the guys (or maybe the other guys too? I only know one for sure) who stole the car and stuff had to personally go apologize to the base captain along with his dad. :story:
 
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suicide girl said:
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I had a bit of this until I just took the calculus class in college for the majors in the subject instead of the tard math I could have taken, and acing it. I had been really ashamed of doing so badly in math.

Math is one of those things that actually takes work and you can't fake it because you either got the answer right or you failed.
 
My elementary school was next to land that had free-range cattle, so sometimes it spelled of cow pie. Behind the school was a stretch of desert, and the P.E. teacher thought it a great place for us to do half-mile/mile runs. It was the only time we were allowed to go outside the schoolyard during hours. Well, someone from the nearby suburban neighborhood had dogs that they let run around (unsupervised) in that desert from time to time. One day, one of the dogs hopped the fence and wandered the schoolyard, so no one was allowed outside until it got wrangled and sent to the pound or back to the owner. I don't know if the owner got in some kind of trouble for it or not--probably not since no one got bit, but given nothing exciting really happened in elementary, it was the "talk" of the playground that day.

Also by the latter half of elementary school, I remembered hearing gossip of one of the popular sixth grade teachers getting fired, but the truth was she got married. The rumor was still fresh enough that when I was in her class that was what she opened up with on the first day for clarification.

And I was that kid who always got a ball (usually basketball) to the face every year in P.E. Without fail. Honestly am surprised I never once got a bloody or broken nose.
 
In high school, I changed one of my friend's user backgrounds on the school computers to Goatse, and another goofball friend kept turning it around so the homeroom teacher saw it. I admitted to it but it had the whole classroom cackling and the teacher was very prudish and upset and I think i got detention but I don't remember. Probably.

I also tied someone else's shoelaces to their chair in 2nd grade, then a fire drill started. Nobody could figure out how to untie them so they had to cut them off.

Nothing else happened much outside of one or two subs showing up drunk as a skunk. One kid that sat at my table for my Science and Controversies class fucking killed himself 1/4 through the year though.

They had a memorial poster that you could sign for him... in the back of the art hall that was a dead end that nobody went to.
 
I was in middle school in the late 80s, during the Satanic Panic. My friend and I were avid D&D players. One day, during our free period, we were talking about it, and our uber-fundie teacher gave us both detention for "discussing Satanism". My mom and his mom were both teachers at the school (not middle school though), and immediately called the principal and demanded it be rescinded and the teacher informed about a little thing called the First Amendment. It was, and she left shortly thereafter so she could go to a private school and punish students for wrongthink.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
And I was that kid who always got a ball (usually basketball) to the face every year in P.E. Without fail. Honestly am surprised I never once got a bloody or broken nose.
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I've gotten lots of balls to the face but I wasn't as lucky as you! Thankfully I've not had any breaks but I'm no stranger to nosebleeds. My 5th grade P.E teacher was a fucking asshole who would ignore you if you didn't address him properly, and I was terrified of him, so it took nearly five minutes of me standing right next to him before someone else had to get his attention for me. By then I was so bloody I looked like a crime scene, and he still didn't give a shit when he let me go to the office.
That happened to me again in high school, with another asshole teacher, and just my luck the locker room was locked so I couldn't go clean up. I had to wander through the hallway looking like a serial killer and be intercepted by a panicky office staff member who seemed convinced I was about to drop dead on the spot. I'm so glad I didn't have one of my nastier nosebleeds because she was about to call 911 if it didn't stop in ten minutes.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
I've gotten lots of balls to the face but I wasn't as lucky as you! Thankfully I've not had any breaks but I'm no stranger to nosebleeds.
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I have to wonder if it's because my huge-ass prescription glasses would absorb most of the blows and were why I never got anything worse than little scratches from the nose pads. 'Course if it wasn't from balls to the face, a lens would end up popping out some way or another during the school year (I remember once prying open a stall door, and it decked my glasses and knocked out a lens, like why).
 
DrJonesHat said:
I was in middle school in the late 80s, during the Satanic Panic. My friend and I were avid D&D players. One day, during our free period, we were talking about it, and our uber-fundie teacher gave us both detention for "discussing Satanism". My mom and his mom were both teachers at the school (not middle school though), and immediately called the principal and demanded it be rescinded and the teacher informed about a little thing called the First Amendment. It was, and she left shortly thereafter so she could go to a private school and punish students for wrongthink.
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Where I live, there has been some minor controversies because of the fact that there is no legal way to actively ban muslim students from praying in school.
 
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