Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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one of the special ed kids with down syndrome was in the automotive course and when the teacher wasn't looking said kid took his keys and drove the teachers truck clear through the chain link fence around the garage and had to be hauled out of the truck by the teacher and the assigned wrangler.

There was this girl who had severe anger issues and loved to fight literally anyone, she was also a severe pill head. One day unprovoked she tackled this other girl walking to the bus took the girl by the scarf she was wearing and dragged her to a curb and repeatedly started curb stomping her, girl had to go to the hospital but only suffered a concussion and broken nose.

There were a set of sped twins who both thought they were from the early 80's and only wore brown cargo sweatpants and iron maiden or metallica band shirts and they never fucking showered EVER they also never spoke to anyone, did anything outside of school, had no online presence at all and they gave off serial killer vibes. Some kid made fun of one of the twins for never talking in a class and this guy whipped around with a pencil grabbed the kid and held the pencil to his throat threatening to stab him. Apparently their parents were rich but I don't know.
 
I studied with someone that didn't have an arm or only had a stump of an arm and it took me more than half a year to notice that.

We talked once in a while and I think I really didn' pay attention to that until some guys used the missing arm as a way to make them angry.

I don't think it was only me since other students were also talking about that in a surprised manner after that happened.
 
*Some years after I've finished and gone on to high school, my old middle school managed to hire a former porn actor as a gym teacher.

*There was this kid who had the nickname "Butt-Rag". I never got to know why he was called that. He lived out in the sticks on a pig farm. One time they had a "hog rodeo" there.
 
-In middle school two kids were fighting over a chick or whatever during lunch, and one of them used a plastic fork to try and stab the other kid in the neck. Parents complained about “weapons”, the school’s response to this was swap out the spoons and forks with sporks.

-We had an adjoining program for junior and seniors to discover careers, and an Animal Science class was one of them. We were permitted to bring in pets for these classes, and smaller animals were allowed to stay all day. This ended when a girl brought in her mini pig and cried when someone fed it a pulled pork sandwich during lunch. Didn’t stop people from sneaking in animals though, I would regularly see rats and snakes hidden in hoodies or bags

-Kid fucked a cat during a party, was videotaped and of course it spread through the school. People would constantly meow at him or show him pictures of leopards or some cats and asked him if he wanted to fuck it. Another kid swallowed someone’s goldfish alive at a party and puked it up then proceeded to put it in a bong and left it there to die.

-I was really fucking exceptional during my last year and brought in edibles that REEKED since I was going to a friend’s after school, somebody mentioned my bag smelled and I was terrified they’d do a search so my solution was to eat all of it. Worst day of my life, failed a presentation since I refused to go up because I genuinely could not talk or function. Made my friend take me home early and passed out for 16+ hours.
 
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Fifth grade.

We were watching this Old Timey live action Disney movie about some kid that burned his hand, sometime in same era as the Revolutionary War. Kid couldn't be a metal-smith if he couldn't use both hands. Same with sailing, coopering, tailoring, etc. Dude is fucked, dad is dead, mom needs money to feed little brothers and sisters.

Dude finally gets apprenticed to be a printer or journalist or something you don't need both hands. Sees Brits being assholes, joins revolutionaries.

Along comes slimy Brit nobleman, offers huge bribe to Dude to betray friends. Dude denies, we win, USA USA and so forth.

Movie is over.

Weirdo that no one really likes turns to rest of class and says, "He was dumb not to take the money. I would of done it."

Entire class is flabbergasted, including teacher. Even 10 year old Gridsly is shocked by the ineptitude of this dummy. I distinctly remember thinking, "You shouldn't have said that, even I know not to say that and I'm weirder than you."

Never saw him after that year.
 
The Man From G.R.I.D.S. said:
Fifth grade.

We were watching this Old Timey live action Disney movie about some kid that burned his hand, sometime in same era as the Revolutionary War. Kid couldn't be a metal-smith if he couldn't use both hands. Same with sailing, coopering, tailoring, etc. Dude is fucked, dad is dead, mom needs money to feed little brothers and sisters.

Dude finally gets apprenticed to be a printer or journalist or something you don't need both hands. Sees Brits being assholes, joins revolutionaries.

Along comes slimy Brit nobleman, offers huge bribe to Dude to betray friends. Dude denies, we win, USA USA and so forth.

Movie is over.

Weirdo that no one really likes turns to rest of class and says, "He was dumb not to take the money. I would of done it."

Entire class is flabbergasted, including teacher. Even 10 year old Gridsly is shocked by the ineptitude of this dummy. I distinctly remember thinking, "You shouldn't have said that, even I know not to say that and I'm weirder than you."
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Holy shit I saw the same movie in elementary school too! I was in first grade and this was back in the early 80s. They really do just recycle everything.
 
The Man From G.R.I.D.S. said:
Fifth grade.

We were watching this Old Timey live action Disney movie about some kid that burned his hand, sometime in same era as the Revolutionary War. Kid couldn't be a metal-smith if he couldn't use both hands. Same with sailing, coopering, tailoring, etc. Dude is fucked, dad is dead, mom needs money to feed little brothers and sisters.

Dude finally gets apprenticed to be a printer or journalist or something you don't need both hands. Sees Brits being assholes, joins revolutionaries.

Along comes slimy Brit nobleman, offers huge bribe to Dude to betray friends. Dude denies, we win, USA USA and so forth.

Movie is over.

Weirdo that no one really likes turns to rest of class and says, "He was dumb not to take the money. I would of done it."
That movie you saw is Johnny Tremaine, which Disney originally aired as a two part TV special before combining both parts into a movie. It's also, along with the Great Locomotive Chase one of my favorite Disney movies. To this day I still find myself singing Sons of Liberty

Entire class is flabbergasted, including teacher. Even 10 year old Gridsly is shocked by the ineptitude of this dummy. I distinctly remember thinking, "You shouldn't have said that, even I know not to say that and I'm weirder than you."

Never saw him after that year.
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That movie you saw is Johnny Tremaine which is one of my favorite Disney movies
 
DrJonesHat said:
Holy shit I saw the same movie in elementary school too! I was in first grade and this was back in the early 80s. They really do just recycle everything.
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In my elementary school if they didn't bring out the big projector units for educational movie time, they'd pop in a VHS...of the same exact thing they would've used the projector for. It was pretty rare for them to actually put in something that had been made in the 90's. The exceptions being all the crime and puberty-related shit.
 
The Man From G.R.I.D.S. said:
We were watching this Old Timey live action Disney movie about some kid that burned his hand, sometime in same era as the Revolutionary War. Kid couldn't be a metal-smith if he couldn't use both hands.
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8777BB5 said:
That movie you saw is Johnny Tremaine which is one of my favorite Disney movies
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Johnny Tremain must be some sort of literary staple for students in grades 5-8. My school had us read the novel in my 7th grade junior high reading class.

Over my 7th and 8th grade years, we read books such as Johnny Tremain, Death Be Not Proud, The Call of the Wild, and Ten Little Indians. While I largely enjoyed reading these, the teacher had the tendency to include rather obscure, useless questions on our quizzes. Questions such as, "Why did character x wear a particular outfit in this week's chapter?" took away some of that enjoyment. :heart-empty:
 
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Kiwi Lime Pie said:
Johnny Tremain must be some sort of literary staple for students in grades 5-8. My school had us read the novel in my 7th grade junior high reading class.

Over my 7th and 8th grade years, we read books such as Johnny Tremain, Death Be Not Proud, The Call of the Wild, and Ten Little Indians. While I largely enjoyed reading these, the teacher had the tendency to include rather obscure, useless questions on our quizzes. Questions such as, "Why did character x wear a particular outfit in this week's chapter?" took away some of that enjoyment. :heart-empty:
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In my school the seventh grade L.A. classes had a choice between reading Johnny Tremaine, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix or Water for Chocolate. As I detested the other two and liked the Disney movie I read Johnny Tremaine and I have to say i much prefer the Disney movie to the book
 
My friend was on the tennis team in high school, and found a little plastic chest (one that an elementary school nurse would give to a kid who lost a tooth at school) full of multiple human teeth in the team's cash box. No one had any idea who's teeth they were, or why the hell they were in there.
 
I’ve pretty much forgotten school, but in military training (after boot camp), I had classes with a guy who would drink two 2 liters of Mt. Dew everyday. Every single day.

He wasn’t even fat or anything, just average.
 
There was this weird kid in elementary school who I hung out with for a while during recess who most other kids avoided 'cause he was too nerdy or geeky or something, I'm not sure. Most I remember from him in elementary school was he was quite the "Poké-tech" in that he was talking about the IVs and EVs as well as getting into the "lore" or at least was making shit up such as the Unown being subservient to a giant eyeball master hidden in the Ruins of Alph. Basically your average Pokémon playground rumors, but the Johto games had come out so he talked about that more than the original games. Oh, and apparently he collected empty soda cans. Don't remember the details, let alone why that stuck with me.

Anyway I think he moved away by the fourth grade so I ended up forgetting about him until high school. I was walking to class and there was something one of the history classes was doing where they hang up things done by the students. As I was walking past them, I spotted a very familiar name and went "No way, he's here???" Didn't get to see him in person until he was in my English class senior year. He was rather lanky and mousy in elementary school, but he had gotten chubby and didn't look like he was taking good care of his hygiene (like most boys who went to that high school tbh). He was kinda the same from when I remembered him in elementary school, but he was more into meme culture and tinkering with gadgets. Apparently he knew for a couple of years I was in the school, but we never saw each other 'til then, so he was open to getting reacquainted again.

He was an okay guy, but outside of a forgettable personality he still had that same awkwardness to him. So I only was acquainted with him during English class, nothing more, and I think he wasn't too surprised I was still into Pokémon and into anime. Don't know what he's been doing since graduation, but I imagine he's still hanging out on imageboards since he practically fit the stereotype.
 
Years after I graduated, I found out the cheerleader all the boys lusted after had a massive unrequited crush on me. It was unrequited because I was a clueless dork who missed all of her signals. She thought I didn't like her, and I was dumbfounded to find out she really liked me. Apparently, she was drawn to my...unorthodox personality. I thought she was just being nice. And that's the way things go in the big city.
 
in elementary school, i threw a pinecone at a friend of a friend just for fun, i didn't think it would hit him but I nailed him right in the face, he was like 50 ft. away

holy shit, he started screaming and i just ran away

nobody seemed to mention anything and i never got in trouble for it
 
This one time in I think fifth or sixth grade a girl in my class got her period and it was literally all over the back of her pants, right? Some other girl mentioned it to her (in a polite manner, mind you) and she just f r e a k e d. She told everybody the stain on her pants was not at all blood, and she definitely hadn't gotten her period - it was in fact shit.

It definitely wasn't shit and I'm still puzzled as to why anybody would want people to believe they shat themselves??? Seriously??
 
I'm 14. My school started sex-ed, and the teacher presented the class with a thought experiment: "would you rather have a bag of gummy worms or real worms, to eat?" the response of the class, was, of course, logical, in saying gummy worms. The androgynous looking slimy cuck running the class responded by saying that in a south-east Asian culture, the opposite would be true, and this is due to social constructs. He then said gender is the same way. I said that I identify as an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter, (dead meme, I know), and un-ironically asked me what my preferred pronouns were. "Propeller and rotor." soon thereafter, I stated that my gender identity had changed to being mayonnaise. He once again un-ironically asked me what my preferred pronouns were. I couldn't take it, and burst out laughing alongside the rest of my like-minded peers. I managed to utter something along the lines of "this is what happens when the ideological pathogen known as liberalism infects western society." We need to win this culture war, pedes.
 
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