Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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Oscar Wildean said:
:powerlevel: I was the poor kid (actual poor not the other poor) in my middle school who got teased by other students. 6th and 7th grade were the worst. People say that high school is the worst. I disagree, middle school is the worst and I'd never want to relive that part of my school years.
Also one time I accidentally drank sewer water in the water fountain because the pipes got sewer water in them. Of course they told us AFTER I already took a sip.
It tastes very very salty, of course.
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I got made fun of in elementary school for bringing my lunch in a re-used grocery bag instead of having a dedicated lunch pail. I feel the poorness.
 
Middle school was the worst.

I had two classes that were on opposite ends of the school, and I had to run as fast as I could to make it from one end to the other before the tardy bell rang. Half the time I didn't make it and was given lunch detention.

In front of one of my classrooms was a fence with a backyard with a couple dogs. Some of the kids who were waiting around for class to start liked to tease the dogs and kick the fence to agitate them. I just remember being very pissed at them for doing that.

And one time, a girl who hated my guts for some reason called me a slut. Despite the fact I'm a guy. *shrug*

I do have one funny story though. This one guy was being rude and disruptive in class and was sent outside while we were doing presentations. The guy decided to make goofy faces and dance around in front of the door where we could all see him while people were trying to do their presentations. I had a good laugh and I kept thinking back to that and barely keeping myself from bursting out laughing in class for weeks.
 
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One of my best friends told me this story about how a guy he knew in high school drank Gatorade with crushed up Viagra in it and had a raging hardon all day.

They called him Stiffy right up until graduation.
 
A story from when I was in primary school.

I would have been about primary 3 at the time. One morning, after the teacher had taken attendance, one of the boys in the class asked if he could go to the toilet. Of course, the teacher said yes, because it was first thing in the morning and this boy wasn't one to skip class. Kid runs out, no big deal...except for the fact that he hadn't come back to class after 5 minutes. He did eventually come back although I wondered what took him so long.

Later on I noticed that the boys' toilets were cordoned off for cleaning and I wondered what on earth happened. Turns out the kid hadn't made it to the toilet on time and so had pissed all over one of the stalls of the bathroom and had to go to the janitor's office to get clean trousers from the lost and found box (which is why he was late back to class).
 
Me and some of my buddies got reprimanded for making penis- and swastika-shaped gingerbread in home economics.
 
there was an asian kid at my school who told me i was popular in china just because she took unflattering photos of me, ''photoshopped'' them with some beauty models and uploaded them to some chinese bootleg social media site.

i'm 99% sure that she is lying because she didn't show me the post.
 
I accidentally caused a panic in my eighth-grade class by drawing pictures of knives all over my notebooks. I was designing fantasy weaponry for an RP like the stupid junior edgenerd I was, but labeling knives "the Wounded's Revenge" and shit like that freaked some people out. Rumors started flying, and word got around that I was planning to go on a school shooting rampage. (This was right after Columbine, and I owned a black trenchcoat.) Students and parents got spooked enough that the school had to send a letter home saying "Nobody is going to kill your children here, calm the fuck down."

Sadly, that was only the first time I was accused of planning a school shooting. My generation is weird.
 
Not really a weirdo thing but my carpentry teacher once pulled out a dry game heart and sliced off a bit for me to snack on during recess. Also there was someone in class who would sometimes have this kitchen knife and just kind of mess around with it during lectures.

my school didn’t have a real “playground” in the traditional sense it was more like a ditch/slope filled with vegetation so we would often build things like playhuts using planks, bricks, metal and other scrap that was there, and sometimes when i was bored i would go and collect “trash” around in the schoolyard. Some noticeable things that i collected included a knife, hammer and cattle bones.
 
well first, since we are telling bathroom stories.

when i was in about 3rd grade, me and my brother and my cousin all went to the same catholic school. it was really small and shabby and needed some SERIOUS updated stuff in the bathroom (ex: stall doors. they were literally like shudders or something. people would hold doors for each other cuz most of them wouldnt close. the kindergartners weren't allowed to go into the bathroom with the older kids because they would open the doors on people) anyways.

it was probably about march, so school was almost over. we had a day where we got to be outside and whatever and we were all gross and sweaty. well, one of the kids in my class went to the water fountain in the boys bathroom. he took barely a drink and it fell on him..

luckily one of the older boys was in there and got the thing off the poor kid (he wasn't totally crushed. he was huge as in height i was so small so maybe he wasnt that tall) but then we had a kid crushed by the water fountain and the water from the fountain spraying all over everyone in the bathroom that was flooding.

so in the end. for the next couple of weeks the boys had to use the girls bathroom because they couldn't get anyone to come fix the water fountain and the floor was starting to mold lmao
 
double posting since i love this thread and telling the stupid stuff that happens at school. well this happened recently.

one of the staff at my school, we will call him Mister J. He has a thing for memes, which he is very behind on. very. well he once said "im gonna show you all this meme" and then said "you know that photo where it has the dog and its like sitting there with a mug and there's fire?", I replied "the this is fine dog? yeah i know who the artist drew it is, i love his stuff." Mister J looked at me and shook his head as he showed us all the this is fine dog. "You know my memes too well.."

(because of me telling him who kc green is, he follows him on twitter now, he asked me about him a while ago lmao)

well.
today. this happened. i was down at the bathrooms and he was standing there waiting on someone to come out.
Mister J asked me if i have seen this meme but only described it as “this meme with a dog and the grim reaper”. i said “i think so”. He then said “its a four panel meme, it starts out with the dogs owner lying with the dog and the grim reaper says “it’s time to go”. i literally saw this meme last night. i replied “then the dog asks “was i a good boy” and the grim reaper says no, im told you were the best.” he looked at me, then down at his phone and shook his head. “you know all of my memes. i don’t know to do with you when it comes to memes. you know too much. I was even gonna show you it but you already know it. this isn't fair"



and that is how i made one of the most chill staff at my school frustrated with me for knowing a meme, again.

ForgedBlades said:
Wait, there was a drinking fountain IN the bathroom?
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YES THERE SERIOUSLY WAS
THIS SCHOOL IS SO OLD THAT MY MOM EVEN WENT TO IT AND EVEN MY GRANDMA AND THE LAST TIME IM SURE IT GOT ANY WORK ON IT WAS LIKE 2001
 
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To appreciate this, you probably had to have been there, and it would help to know the kids, but in eighth grade, one of the most infamous speds in the school wore a shirt that said "I Rode the Boss. What a Woody", that he got at Six Flags, the home of the Boss wooden roller coaster.

On the same day, another infamous sped happened to wear a Big Dogs brand shirt that said "I'm the Boss".

It was fucking hysterical.
 
Bathroom stories:
.These girls were smoking in the girl's bathroom in between classes and for some reason they started a fire and people had to be called in to clean it.
.For a short while in high school I would skip classes to write stories in the school bathroom because teachers couldn't catch me there.
.I once had a breakdown in class and eventually was found in the bathroom in a panic attack.
.When I spent a few months in an alternative high school in my senior year there were a large number of students who had to get tested for drugs because they were on probation. And that school had a smaller number of students than a regular high school. On Tuesdays, you had no chance getting into a bathroom on time because of the long line for testing.
 
Y'know that powder stuff you can buy for doing party/magic tricks that turns water into a thick gel-like slush so it doesn't fall out of the prop cup?

In Bagronk's lil grade school days, my best friend put some of that powder in our teacher's coffee mug when he wasn't looking. Apparently it worked, I guess the coffee was either cooled off at this point or heat just slowed the gellification process. Either way, about a half hour later Teachman was having incredibly painful stomach pains. Shortly after that he was rushed off to the ER to get his stomach pumped. Boy was he salty when he was cleared to work again. Friend was suspended for some odd months and had to transfer to another classroom when he came back.

Another pair of friends accidentally burned down one of the portables on the driest day of that summer by playing around with a magnifying glass trying to see if they could light a small campfire or somethin. Or such was their story. Looking back on things, they were probably playing with matches.

Another friend was victim of a murder suicide by his father when his then wife filed for divorce.

And another friend an did a flip. Jumped right off a bridge when the river was low during spring break. Technically a friend of coffee-kid, but we all hung out together frequently enough so it caught us both by surprise.

I was a pretty normal kid but damn did I have some exceptional friends.
 
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Oh here's a story regarding a teacher.

A teacher once threw the contents of a water bottle she'd been drinking out of at my sister because my sister had called her "miss". The teacher expected us to say "Mrs (name)" if we wanted her attention because she "hadn't been a miss for many years" but honestly, what kid is going to remember or even adhere to that?

After that incident she was barred from teaching at my primary school.
 
LagoonaBlue said:
Oh here's a story regarding a teacher.

A teacher once threw the contents of a water bottle she'd been drinking out of at my sister because my sister had called her "miss". The teacher expected us to say "Mrs (name)" if we wanted her attention because she "hadn't been a miss for many years" but honestly, what kid is going to remember or even adhere to that?

After that incident she was barred from teaching at my primary school.
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This is what should happen to troons who pull the same utter bullshit on kids.
 
Last year of high school. The girl (student) who was in charge of of making the graduation video was a complete bitch. A month before graduation, her boyfriend died because drunk driving. She kept talking to the teachers and everyone behind the graduation ceremony, saying that she wanted to make the graduation video about her boyfriend. Everyone told her not to. It was a bad idea.
Obviously, she did it anyways.
Graduation day comes and everyone's watching some ten minute presentation on some guy most people didn't even know, and there's this girl with a mic distraught and crying over how great her boyfriend was, and eventually the teachers just drag her off the stage and shut the whole thing down.

I also remember a bunch of emo kids trying to pick on the nerds, except the emo kids were wimpier than the nerds and just got laughed at (by the fucking nerds) and ran away with tears in their eyes while shouting empty threats.
 
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