Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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Back in elementary school, we had a female sub for our class. Of course, almost everyone acted obnoxious but oh my god..this one kid (I forgot his name) got into an argument with the sub and the kid finally snapped. He then proceeded to cuss out the teacher and while he was acting like a wannabe gangsta and basically kept calling the sub a ho, the sub broke down crying and straight up ran out the class. Most of the class was laughing, but some wanted to check on the sub.

Felt bad for her and I hope she's doing better :(
 
Ace Yakuza said:
Felt bad for her and I hope she's doing better :(
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My saddest moment in high school was just brutally bullying a teacher who I actually liked and when she ran out of the room to cry I felt such heart wrenching regret. I realized what a fucking terrible person I was. I swore that day I would only bully people I actually wanted to see cry. I have lived up to that since.
 
More elementary school PE fun!

Forget the year, but the instructor was different, a black woman. I was sitting on the sidelines of a kickball game, bored shitless, sort of tapping out a beat on my leg with a stick. No actual self harm. The instructor notices this.

"Yeah, das right. Hit yo'self with it. Turn dat over, hit yo'self wit dat pointy part. Das right."

CWC was right. Schools in the south fucking suck.
 
This guy I knew was a walking stereotypical neckbeard.

I'll list some of the things he's done:
• Called the Spanish teacher a soyboy
• Talked to a girl about hentai in the hope that would turn her on
• Offered to buy my little sister's virginity
• Argued with teachers as to whether manga should be considered a reading book
• Made a handwritten list of reasons why feminism is evil
• Bragged about using 4chan and 8chan in an attempt to impress me

When these failed to get him laid he became a communist (which just meant that he carried a copy of the Communist Manifesto around) which didn't work given that the leftists in my school were demsocs who hated communism with a passion. He then became a feminist which, again, failed given that the feminist girls could clearly see that he was only doing it in the hope of getting his dick wet.

I'm not sure what he's doing now and, to be honest, I don't want to know.
 
Some autistic Nicaraguan kid didn’t show up to school one day, which was weird cuz he was always very punctual. When I asked why he didn’t show up to school, they told me he woke up laughing and wouldn’t stop, so his mom had to take him to the hospital.

That same kid had bleached teeth, stood at a whopping 3’11”and 80 pounds, and had a bowl cut he would grow until it almost covered his eyes. He was also very light-skinned, almost pale and had very chinky eyes, and because of these features earned the nickname “The Korean Princess”. He was in a professional Roblox basketball team.
 
One time, my friend's mom accidentally packed her the wrong sandwich, and she gave to me. Suddenly, we had an impromptu assembly, and had to leave the cafeteria. I brought the sandwich with me, and proceeded to eat it in full-view of the teachers, principal, other students, etc. No one said anything, not even when the school newspaper proceeded to take a picture of it happening.

That picture not only ended up in the school newspaper, but also in the yearbook, so now among all the regular photos of school life, and presentations, and shit, there's just some random photo of some lanky, tweaker-looking, messy-haired, pajama-dressed weirdo eating a sandwich in the auditorium during an assembly.
 
I went to the bathroom stall one night. Somebody stuffed it with toilet paper, ramen, shit, tampons and other random stuff. I heard it took them an hour to unclog it.

That's why I dislike public restrooms.
 
I went to what was considered an "elite" community high school (13-16 year olds, entrance exams but mostly the children of the urban poor like myself. It was definitely in the top 10 schools in the country.) Apparently the boys started pissing on the floor in the toilets and it caught on. They had an assembly where the history teacher (one of the few male teachers in the school) screamed at them and threatened to provide a live demo to anyone who was "still confused how it's done". It stopped.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
This guy I knew was a walking stereotypical neckbeard.

I'll list some of the things he's done:
• Called the Spanish teacher a soyboy
• Talked to a girl about hentai in the hope that would turn her on
• Offered to buy my little sister's virginity
• Argued with teachers as to whether manga should be considered a reading book
• Made a handwritten list of reasons why feminism is evil
• Bragged about using 4chan and 8chan in an attempt to impress me

When these failed to get him laid he became a communist (which just meant that he carried a copy of the Communist Manifesto around) which didn't work given that the leftists in my school were demsocs who hated communism with a passion. He then became a feminist which, again, failed given that the feminist girls could clearly see that he was only doing it in the hope of getting his dick wet.

I'm not sure what he's doing now and, to be honest, I don't want to know.
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I've met a few of these types when i was studying too. They are always so painfully stereotypical. Probably the most meme of all people.

There was one notable guy that wore an actual fucking fedora and always had mismatched clothes , guess he was going for a ska look but turned out too gay and stupid even for ska standards. He kept on bragging about how he got into the "venusian arts" and how he only hanged out in "underground " and "select" communities. He was literally a pick up artist from 4chan and the manosphere. It was so funny that he thought literally no one knew where he was coming from and no one ever told him either.

We were in our 20s and he kept on bragging about how he approached highschoolers with his mad seduction techniques (imagine a doofus with a fedora negging and being a douche to highschool girls and dressed like a clown).

Confirmed successes from all of his wack stories: Zero, but he kept on insisting he was mack daddy. He was a bit of a personal lolcow, last thing i knew he was teaching a class in our same school after graduatigg and he was definitely harassing the female students with his bs pickup artist routine and was already a meme among them.
 
The Last Stand said:
I went to the bathroom stall one night. Somebody stuffed it with toilet paper, ramen, shit, tampons and other random stuff. I heard it took them an hour to unclog it.

That's why I dislike public restrooms.
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I'll see you that and raise you ”shit on the walls”.

No idea who it was but my school was, and still is, the hub for kids who are retarded enough that they can't be put in ordinary classes but not retarded enough that they get to go to a special school and get wrangled until they turn 18 and stop being the borough's problem, so that could explain a lot.
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
I've met a few of these types when i was studying too. They are always so painfully stereotypical. Probably the most meme of all people.

There was one notable guy that wore an actual fucking fedora and always had mismatched clothes , guess he was going for a ska look but turned out too gay and stupid even for ska standards. He kept on bragging about how he got into the "venusian arts" and how he only hanged out in "underground " and "select" communities. He was literally a pick up artist from 4chan and the manosphere. It was so funny that he thought literally no one knew where he was coming from and no one ever told him either.

We were in our 20s and he kept on bragging about how he approached highschoolers with his mad seduction techniques (imagine a doofus with a fedora negging and being a douche to highschool girls and dressed like a clown).

Confirmed successes from all of his wack stories: Zero, but he kept on insisting he was mack daddy. He was a bit of a personal lolcow, last thing i knew he was teaching a class in our same school after graduatigg and he was definitely harassing the female students with his bs pickup artist routine and was already a meme among them.
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Ah, pick up artists.

They're one of the few things I can agree with radfems about.
 
I once got banned from "how-to" things because my how to was how to make a bomb.
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
I'll see you that and raise you ”shit on the walls”.

No idea who it was but my school was, and still is, the hub for kids who are retarded enough that they can't be put in ordinary classes but not retarded enough that they get to go to a special school and get wrangled until they turn 18 and stop being the borough's problem, so that could explain a lot.
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I'll call on that raise.

Another time I walked in a school bathroom, there was menstrual blood scattered on the flood and wall. The toilet water was soaked with blood and toilet paper. The flood was soaking wet.

The next day, they condemned that bathroom for the rest of the year. Now only staff could use that bathroom.

Even if they didn't close that bathroom, after what I saw, I would NEVER set foot in that bathroom again. They would need to rebuild at that point.
 
The Last Stand said:
I'll call on that raise.
Another time I walked in a school bathroom, there was menstrual blood scattered on the flood and wall. The toilet water was soaked with blood and toilet paper. The flood was soaking wet.

The next day, they condemned that bathroom for the rest of the year. Now only staff could use that bathroom.

Even if they didn't close that bathroom, after what I saw, I would NEVER set foot in that bathroom again. They would need to rebuild at that point.
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You win.

What is it with teenagers and doing weird stuff with er... waste products?
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
You win.

What is it with teenagers and doing weird stuff with er... waste products?
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Imagine that in a college level.

Some upper classman autist wanted me to visit his home. I agreed; it was white trash. They were hoarders. There was shit smeared on the walls.

The dad asked me what was I doing "snooping around."

He would ask me to come to my house for "something to drink."

After that, I just ran back home. Luckily, I remembered which ways we went. He took me through different streets.

He would tell me to "never talk to him again." But he would always FIND ME to tell me that.
 
Outside of the story I shared in another thread:

We had a substitute teacher (old white lady) snap at this one annoying gay black kid and tell him to “go back to where you came from.” Pretty based ngl, that kid was a fucking dick

One time I heard screaming coming from the bathroom so I peeked in the stall it was coming from. I swear to fucking god I saw at least two, maybe three dudes standing on each other’s shoulders, like in movies when a bunch of kids stack themselves into a trenchcoat and pretend to be one person. I stood there dumbfounded for a few seconds until I finally said “Uh...you guys okay in there?” The dude on top stopped screaming, turned to me, and said, and I quote, “Oh, I’m just pretending to get butt raped” in the most casual voice ever.

One of my friends swears to this day that he saw 12 guys walk out of the largest stall in the boys bathroom and half of them had their shirts off.

Someone tried to flush an orange down the toilet in the boy’s bathroom and it flooded. I guess the janitors had finally had enough, because they didn’t even try to fix it, they just left it like that for weeks. It was all covered in yellow tape like a crime scene. Kids started to dare each other to look in the bathroom. It was disgusting, the toilet was a literal void of piss and shit that reeked. One motherfucker decided to go in the bathroom and document it. I still have the video, if anyone wants to see it for some reason.

 
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Right before I graduated: the school took one of the girl's bathrooms and made it into one for both genders for the sake of "diversity and inclusivity" (yes they actually said that). You can imagine how that went.
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I am so nostalgic for the times we just set shit on fire or blew shit up for fun instead of trooning out.
 
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