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FM Bradley said:
I WANNA KNOW WHAT GUNT IIIIIISSSSS
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God help me, done as May because.... Duh
Also I highly recommend a stiff drink. You might puke. I came close

I gotta take a little time,
A little time to think things over
Digibro, can't you read my mind?
You're not a loli, you're too older

This Gunt, I need to climb.
I want to fuck it, is it like shoulders?
It's like an ass, it has weird lines
It's like a giant massive boulder!

In my life, there's been trannies and pain
I don't know, if I can be normal again
Can't stop now, I've gone too damn far
To try to climb the Gunt...

I wanna know what gunt is
I know you can show me,
I wanna feel what gunt is
I know you can show me

Better be careful 'round the Gunt
He pops pills and gets in drunk rage
But I won't give up the hunt
This way to harems underage

In my life, there's been trannies and pain
I don't think I can be normal again
Can't stop now, I've come too damn far
To try to climb the Gunt.

I wanna be smothered in gunt
I know you can show me
I wanna touch babies
I know you will let me

I'm a tradwife now
I know you will Gunt me
I'm winning Fai Fai
I'm gonna carry that Gunt....

Now I know, I know what gunt is
Can't escape, cuz I know what Gunt is
No way out, now I know what Gunt is
I wanna know, how'd Faith get out?
We know what Gunt is...

Edit: lost a verse, put it back in.
 
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blackboots said:
Sure, why not? I'm not singing this though. Power level reasons.
Not for sanity / use or edit however you fucking want, I'll disavow making it.
I Shart Myself to Divinysis I Touch Myself

I Shart Myself
I want you to pound me
When I feel down
I feel shit around me
I search my soul
There's only shit in me
I lose my soul
I want you to pin me

I don't do anything else
When I think about Null,
I shart myself
I don't do anything else,
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I cannot take a single joke
And so my child bride I must choke
She wouldn't have a threesome
With a horsey pedophile
So I kicked her out, it's all worthwhile

I close my eyes
And everything is brown
Think I might die
In shit I might drown.
Everyone can see
Wtf is wrong with me
But I can't cope
Seething is my only hope

I don't do anything else
When I think about Null,
I Shart myself
Oh I don't do anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I hate Null
And all of Kiwifarms
Pay me to shart myself
Or I'll self harm

I don't do anything else
When I think about Null
I Shart myself,
Oh I don't do anything else
Oh no oh no oh no


Oh Shit, It's a Warm Shart to Foreigner's Cold As Ice

Oh shit, it's a warm shart
I should have known from the start
This wouldn't end well.

I thought it was just a fart
I guess I'm just not that smart, I know

I've done it before, it happens all the time
You stream 24 hours and go outta your mind
I wanted to be famous, but not in this way!
Fuck you A-lawgs, someday you'll pay!

Oh shit, it's a warm Shart
I should've known from the start
This couldn't end well

I thought I was making art
Guess I'm just not that smart, I know

I've done it before, it happens all the time
Streaming this pigshit, well here's some of mine!
Everyone's laughing, but it's not troo!
I sniffed my hand, I swear it's not poo!

(Warm Shart warm shart)
Oh shit it's a--
(Warm Shart warm Shart...)

[Ad nauseum]
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You are killing it young grasshopper. Can't wait to see more or even work on a sing or two.
 
arabianights said:
Putting this in featured as so me major news.
Null must be SEEEETHING
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First null admits he can't even gamble like Ralph
Then the "Joshua Conner Moon is a kid diddler" hat
Of course he had to put this on the front page, Ralphamales keep winning, Josh "damage control" Moon on the ropes!
 
Magic Sun Daddy said:
Hey, say what you will about Brett but at least he's in his kids lives.
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Imagine how shitty it has to be being Ralph. I mean, what do you do when you are such a fuckup even a retarded mush-mouthed wife beater like Brett Keane is a better father? Ralph is too fat for the rope and he is a felon, so he can't even get a gun to shoot himself in shame. Almost makes me pity him. Almost.
 
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