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Always wanted to post one of these so please excuse my Necro:

No Role Modelz - E.Ralph

First things first: Free My Nig Uncle Pill,

For real, you the only father that I ever knew,

I’ma r4ype a bitch, I’ma be a better you.
Felonies That I made way back in da “M”

While Pilled,

Listen, even back when I was broke as chief n’ staff,
Martin L. King would woulda been on Ralph Ave,

Talk to a wigga,...

One time for muh Memphis Sistas,
One Time for my Pedo Hoers,
Lame Aylawgs can’t tell the diff’rence,
One Tahm 4 a wiggah who KNOOOWs!

Don’t save her, She don’t wanna behave
Don’t save her, She don’t wanna behave
Don’t save her, She don’t wanna behave
Don’t save her, She don’t wanna behave

No Modelos and I’m here right now,
No Modelos to speak of,
Searchin’ through my memory,
My Xannie haze,
I couldn’t couldn’t find one,

Last night, I was getting my Teeth snubbed,
By a prosta-tot,
not Tryna but I swear on Gawd this bish make yew call yur hoers and say what’s good..

“Sorreh yur never going home, and yur hur for good”
Then put the hooves on her and proceed to lay the would,

I CAME FAST LIKE 9/11 IN JEW NERIGHBORHOODS,

Ain’t not shame about it, She think ahm spoiled and ahm rich,
cuz I can tell any bish when I got defensive and said “Yew ain’t the same without it,”

Then I thought back,
Back to a better me,
Before I was a Z-list e-celebrity,
before I started callin’ bishes “HOERS” so heavily,
Back when you could get a Platform Plaque with no Integrity,

You wasn’t sweatin’ me

This is the farthest I could get before I said
No más.
 
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