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Literally all of Whimsical Trolli's songs in the first few pages of this thread would also be great, if given the same treatment as "Total Eclipse of the Shart".
 
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Matt Damon said:
If you can listen to that and legitimately think it's on pitch, you're absolutely, clinically, verifiably tone deaf.

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YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT IT'S PARODY AND GUNT ISN'T WORTH PITCH CORRECTION. PULL THE FIDGET SPINNER OFF YOUR DICK AND QUIT CHEWING THROUGH YOUR STEPMOTHER'S CARPET YOU AUTISTIC SHITDICK
 
FM Bradley said:
YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT IT'S PARODY AND GUNT ISN'T WORTH PITCH CORRECTION. PULL THE FIDGET SPINNER OFF YOUR DICK AND QUIT CHEWING THROUGH YOUR STEPMOTHER'S CARPET YOU AUTISTIC SHITDICK
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Okay. But that's not what the other guy is claiming.

He's claiming it's in tune, which is verifiably false for anyone with functional ears and superior arcuate fasciculus.
 
Matt Damon said:
Okay. But that's not what the other guy is claiming.

He's claiming it's in tune, which is verifiably false for anyone with functional ears and superior arcuate fasciculus.
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Get Rekt tranny. Keep seething I'll keep picking up Ws!
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It literally is in tune. Time stamp the part of the song and the lyric that's out of tune. Wait, you can't, because you're nigger.
 
There's Ralph parody songs that are legit good songs, are funny, AND have been confirmed to make Ralph seethe.

Don't lower your standards because you're thirsty for a W.
 
RichardRApe said:
Time stamp the part of the song and the lyric that's out of tune. Wait, you can't, because you're nigger.
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It's not a single note or section. It's the vast, vast majority of it and it's extraordinarily out of tune.

This is not "he's five cents off". This is something a person off the street would cringe at because it's so horribly out of key.
 
Gunt sat alone in the trailer park
Totally unwatchable except for the shart
Shit flowed down into gunts pajamas
And totally aroused his horse faced babymama
He’s gunt he’s gunt he’s gunt
And he’s brain dead .
He’s gunt he’s gunt he’s gunt
A total sped
Gunt lingered last in line for brains
And the dick he got was sorta rotted and innane
At five foot tall just a failed man
Who likes to smell girl shit on the fingers of his hand
He’s gunt he’s gunt he’s gunt
He copes and seethes.
He’s gunt he’s gunt he’s gunt
A travesty

A little unwieldy maybe and maybe to be finished later
 
Matt Damon said:
I can't prove it to you when you have a literal biological abnormality that prevents you from noticing the problem. It's like trying to describe a shade of blue to a blind person - it's just not possible.
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First it was I was using a backing track, then you found out I played all the instruments, so then it's I'm tone deaf but I crushed your test, so now it's I'm blind and can't see blue. Keep seething and picking up Ls. I made it to piss off Ralph but I'm liking more that you took a break from tranny posting on the pedophile side of the forums to cry in my thread about it. I'm touched. You don't look unhinged at all. You're trying so hard to walk back the Ls because your ego is so bruised. Next time don't pretend like you know about things you know nothing about. Also get off the HRT, faggot.
SargonF00t said:
Literally all of Whimsical Trolli's songs in the first few pages of this thread would also be great, if given the same treatment as "Total Eclipse of the Shaft".
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@WhimsicalTrolli was an invaluable member of the team that brought you Total Eclipse of the Shart!
 
RichardRApe said:
First it was I was using a backing track, then you found out I played all the instruments, so then it's I'm tone deaf but I crushed your test, so now it's I'm blind and can't see blue. Keep seething and picking up Ls. I made it to piss off Ralph but I'm liking more that you took a break from tranny posting on the pedophile side of the forums to cry in my thread about it. I'm touched. You don't look unhinged at all. You're trying so hard to walk back the Ls because your ego is so bruised. Next time don't pretend like you know about things you know nothing about. Also get off the HRT, faggot.

@WhimsicalTrolli was an invaluable member of the team that brought you Total Eclipse of the Shart!
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You wrote the backing track from scratch?
I change it from a 2/10 to a 4/10.
 
Burd Turglar said:
Personally, I would have gone for "When I think about Null, I shart myself" or maybe a take on cold as ice but it's called warm as shart.

But that's just me.
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Sure, why not? I'm not singing this though. Power level reasons.
Not for sanity / use or edit however you fucking want, I'll disavow making it.
I Shart Myself to Divinysis I Touch Myself

I Shart Myself
I want you to pound me
When I feel down
I feel shit around me
I search my soul
There's only shit in me
I lose my soul
I want you to pin me

I don't do anything else
When I think about Null,
I shart myself
I don't do anything else,
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I cannot take a single joke
And so my child bride I must choke
She wouldn't have a threesome
With a horsey pedophile
So I kicked her out, it's all worthwhile

I close my eyes
And everything is brown
Think I might die
In shit I might drown.
Everyone can see
Wtf is wrong with me
But I can't cope
Seething is my only hope

I don't do anything else
When I think about Null,
I Shart myself
Oh I don't do anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I hate Null
And all of Kiwifarms
Pay me to shart myself
Or I'll self harm

I don't do anything else
When I think about Null
I Shart myself,
Oh I don't do anything else
Oh no oh no oh no


Oh Shit, It's a Warm Shart to Foreigner's Cold As Ice

Oh shit, it's a warm shart
I should have known from the start
This wouldn't end well.

I thought it was just a fart
I guess I'm just not that smart, I know

I've done it before, it happens all the time
You stream 24 hours and go outta your mind
I wanted to be famous, but not in this way!
Fuck you A-lawgs, someday you'll pay!

Oh shit, it's a warm Shart
I should've known from the start
This couldn't end well

I thought I was making art
Guess I'm just not that smart, I know

I've done it before, it happens all the time
Streaming this pigshit, well here's some of mine!
Everyone's laughing, but it's not troo!
I sniffed my hand, I swear it's not poo!

(Warm Shart warm shart)
Oh shit it's a--
(Warm Shart warm Shart...)

[Ad nauseum]
 
I can't get over how bizarre the "Turning Brown" video is. The off key singing, the weird visuals, the surreal vibe. I want to turn it off, but have watched it 3 times on repeat. It's...otherworldly.
 
Matt Damon said:
Okay. But that's not what the other guy is claiming.

He's claiming it's in tune, which is verifiably false for anyone with functional ears and superior arcuate fasciculus.
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Hey Retard, it's a gunt meme. It doesn't need to be "in tune" .... maybe Reddit is more your speed there, Morty.
 
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