Shanties Without Panties - Gunt Parody Song Thread - Submissions Welcome

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10/10

Best trolling/shitposting content I've seen in some time. I'd pay good money to see Ralph go critical when he sees this for the first time.
 
This reminds me of the song I wrote about Jace to the tune of “I’ve never knew love like this before.”
 
There really its no reaction or badge you can give to someone for going the distance to make this.

It gives KF credentials to see a troll of this sophistication. I am humbled.
 
John Carmack said:
Shart aches by the numbers
Fuck ups by the score
Every day I fuck up less
Next day I fuck up more
Yes, I've got shart aches by the numbers
In life I just can't win
But the the day that I stop drinking
That's the day my world will end

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Guy Mitchell - Heartache by the Numbers 50s

Guy Mitchell Heartache by the Numbers german cover version:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coJRbKpiQOk50s 50er 60s 60er
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The smell
Of shit
Is in
Your pants
A sound
Your groan
Can't disguise
 
John Carmack said:
Shart aches by the numbers
Fuck ups by the score
Every day I fuck up less
Next day I fuck up more
Yes, I've got shart aches by the numbers
In life I just can't win
But the the day that I stop drinking
That's the day my world will end

youtu.be

Guy Mitchell - Heartache by the Numbers 50s

Guy Mitchell Heartache by the Numbers german cover version:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coJRbKpiQOk50s 50er 60s 60er
youtu.be youtu.be
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You made my drunk ass laugh, so here's this as thanks.
Gunt Mitchell - Shart-aches by the number
 
Carbonation Grimace said:
Lol at the retards in this thread in a fit because the parody didn't have Weird-Al levels of production or talent.
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Dude already had the backing track and the microphone. Literally all that's missing is the ordinary human capacity to distinguish pitch.

But again, that's a skill notably lacking among the severely autistic.
 
Matt Damon said:
Dude already had the backing track and the microphone. Literally all that's missing is the ordinary human capacity to distinguish pitch.

But again, that's a skill notably lacking among the severely autistic.
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I found the sheet music and played all the instruments, you don't know what tone deaf means. You're just trying to sound smarter than you actually are. You're allowed to not like it, but when you say things that are verifiably untrue like it's not on pitch or it's not in rhythm it just makes you look like a retard. We get it, you don't like it. No problem.
 
Confirmed for seethe 1454F642-B1BD-49BF-917D-4620986FDE79.jpeg
 
Bunch a faggots trying to ruin a fun thread that I pave the way and got banned so others can let their parodies thrive. Just enjoy the thread, write a thread or fuck off. Thanks for all the people coming to the thread though.
 
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