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Whole Two Miles

(500 Miles - The Proclaimers)
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When i wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes on the Killstream
And when I get Mad
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose mad on the Killstream

and I get drunk,
well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk on his stream
and when I hollar
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who hollars on killstream

But I would Walk a Whole Two Miles
And I would walk a Whole Two More
Just to be the man who walked a whole two miles
To own Jim on my Stream

And when I'm broken
Yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's been broken on his stream
And when the money
Don't come in from my 5 views
I'll be sure to blame it all on PPP

And when trolls post
Yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who reads it on his stream

And when I show gunt
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who shows his gunt on stream

But I would Walk a Whole Two Miles
And I would walk a Whole Two More
Just to be the man who walked a whole two miles
To own Josh on my Stream

Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
... Etc... x2

And when I'm crying
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose crying from the trolls
And when Gator
Yeah when Gator hates on me
I'm gonna be the man who threatens him on stream

And when I'm raping
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who rapes her in the mouth
And when I'm tweeting
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who is tweeting as Pantsu
I'm gonna be the one who is tweeting as Pantsu


But I would Walk a Whole Two Miles
And I would walk a Whole Two More
Just to be the man who walked a whole two miles
To own Rand on my Stream

Da da lat da Da da lat da
... Etc...


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Might try to do this one later
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Won't let me edit post so I fixed lyrics in reply.


 
Disavowed from odyssey
Parody of in the city by The Eagles
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
I wasn't given my 30k contract
It put me in blinded rage
How that Indian deny the fact
I'm hitching my wagon to cozy
Of catbois committing hundred acts of Sodomy
I'm looking for ways to abandon rozy

(Hook)
(Ooh)
Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)
(Ooh)
Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)

(Verse 2)
I just got spregged on odyssey
It was last resort
I'm shooting all allies with hostility
Apparently you can abort the retort
Turned out there wasn't a 30k contract
I've burned every bridge I paved
I don't think it's going to get any better
I'm going to drain May's bank account

(Hook)
(Ooh)
Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)
(Ooh)
Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)

(Outro)

Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)
Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)
Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)
Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)
Disavowed from odyssey (oh, oh)
Disavowed from odyssey....



 
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Where's my Site
Parody of Where's my mind by the Pixies
Written by Cal Rollia & @Hüftpriester

(Intro)
Ooh,stop

(Verse 1)
Ooh
Ooh
With your feet in the air and your gunt on the ground
Too addicted to Coke to sling it yeah
Your career will collapse
There's nothing left of it
And you asked yourself

(Chorus)
Where's my Site
Where's my Site
Where's my Site
It's down in the toliet
Spreging at Jullian

(Verse 2)
I was sperging on all my detractors
Aylawgs were hiding behind fake accounts
They said my wife’s a horse
But with the right filters
She looks more like fish

(Chorus)
Where's my Site
Where's my Site
Where's my Site
It's down in the toliet
Spreging at Jullian

(Verse 3)
With your feet in the air and your gunt on the ground
Too addicted to Coke to sling it yeah
Your career will collapse
There's nothing left of it
And you asked yourself

(Chorus)
Where's my Site
Where's my Site
Where's my Site
It's down in the toliet
Spreging at Jullian

(Outro)
Ooh
With your feet in the air and your gunt on the ground
Too addicted to Coke to sling it yeah
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh

 
Disheveled
Unreveled by TK
written by Cal Rollia

(Intro)
Why doesn't he love me
My dad doesn't love me
Enough To be part of my life
He waited for a year, to declare paternity
I feel so used, oh so used
By my own family
But compared to Rozy
I got off Mercifully


(Verse 1)
Now im 1 years old Haven't seen my dad
Replaced by a reroll
I Cant believe, rather than see me he gets beaten by a chav

(Pre-Chorus)
Freeze
Unguntable, unthumbedable
my mom is fucked and Schizo
I don't know how this story will end


(Chorus)
My dad has barely put a fight to see me
Instead he's on the internet Seething
He couldn't be assed, to give me a present
But a picture of Sandra
I'm stuck between in a rock in hard place
Being used as a weapon for a bunch of nutcases
I just want to be a normal baby
As what its meant to be

(Verse 2)
Memories fuzy of the multiple times I went to Disneyland
My father is 2 and 0 getting felted in lisbon
I cannot move, I cannot see, I cannot breathe,I cannot see
I can't believe I'm
Disheveled from the World!

(Verse 3)
My stepfather is a spic
I'm glad I won't see that horse faced chick
Hopefully I won't inherit the gunt
I hope my grandpa stop the stunts

(Prechorus)
Unguntable, unguntable
He wished i was aborted unabortable
I hope to contame the wigger

(Chorus)
My dad has barely put a fight to see me
Instead he's on the internet Seething
He couldn't be assed, to give me a present
But a picture of Sandra
I'm trapped in this ralphamale cycle
Hoping to throwaway the Demon baby title
I just want to be a normal baby
As what its meant to be
As what its meant to be

(Outro)
Why doesn't he love me
My dad doesn't love me

 
To the tune of "welcome to the black parade" by my chemical romance

When I was, a guntling
My father took me into the city
To bet on a Cheifs game

He said son when you grow up
Will you leak, revenge porn of your girlfriend
Whose barely legal aged

He said will you, defeat them
The A-logs , and all the kiwifarmers
The threads that they have made

Because one day, I'll leave you
A ragepig, that leads you in the summer
To join the gunt parade

When I was, a guntling

My father took me into the city

To bet on a Cheifs game

(

He said son when you grow up

Will you leak, revenge porn of your girlfriend

Whose barely legal aged

)

Sometimes I think the A-logs
We're watching over me
When I shit myself on Dlive last July

And I smell like shit, with double tits
In the middle of the hood
But I just want you fuckers all to know

That I'll carry on
I'll carry on
And even if I'm mugged by nigs in Lisbon
The killstream will carry on
It will carry on
And In my gunt I can't explain it
My pants can not contain it


I have a bunch of swampland
And a hundred dollar ring
And my giant Nissan truck I can't afford

The A-logs all are showing up
Outside my fucking house
And fucking with me like I'm drachenlord

But I'll carry on
I'll carry on,
And though I'm banned from every platform
The killstream it will carry on
It'll carry on
And though I'm beaten and defeated
My horse fiance marches on
 
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What Becomes Of The Man Who Sharted?

(with apologies to the ghost of Jimmy Ruffin)

(Verse 1)
I walk these Lisbon boulevards
5ft1, and 2 inches when hard
My life's a state of constant turmoil
but, like a vampire, I always travel with some home soil

(Chorus 1)
What becomes of the man who sharted?
Who likes girls young and semi-retarded
Got to find new underwear
I've sharted my last pair,
Baby

(Verse 2)
My off-balance fighting stance
can't drain the swampland in my pants
Everyday the stench grows a little stronger
I can't hide these stains much longer

(Verse 3)
I waddle downhill Lisbon streets
just waiting for my ass to get beat
Waking up and asking my nurse:
Have you seen my new $800 man purse?

(Chorus 2)
What becomes of the double-gunted?
across Europe now he's hunted
Annually I've got to hand
my baby momma 13 grand,
Help me

(Verse 4)
I can't stop myself from getting baited
I had a shit list but I ate it
Lately I'm just prayin' for the day
when I meet daddy Jim on his driveway

(Extended final chorus)
Now, what becomes of the man whose felted
Whose excess flesh has sadly melted
I search for five star days
far from my child and Meigh

I'll be sharting everywhere
you'll be throwing out that chair
Pawning my zirconia ring
for some Lisbon Burger King
No-one's left to stop the haterz
ever since I split with Gator
And I'll be searching everywhere
just for some clean underwear
I'll be looking
 
No title, unfortunately. Just took a moment of inspo and ran with it.
To the tune of "My Vagina" by NOFX.

Ralph's gunted ass has two sets of tits
Lisbon hookers knocked out his wits
Ralph's microdick, barely even used

Ralph's giant gunt is extra fucking fat
Is a defense when thrown in combat
Killstream hollaring is fucking cringe

A-log felting: successful!

I went and shat myself-
Fuck, that stream's on DLive!
I won't remember
To pull my shirt down

And when I'm on Killstream
Gotta drink Mark and Beam
To make sure I have extra thin skin now!

I never thought I'd miss Fai Fai and my Xan
I traded in for a horse woman-man!
Now I hang around with catboi gays.

A-log felting: it's constant!

Now Jim and his friends laugh
Shouting 'soo-ey, piggy!'
I'm now their raging hog
That's not okay with me
Wish I could kick their ass
Now on the Groyper team
As long as my gunt
Is biggest in its sector

 
Master flagger
Masterblaster by Stevie Wonder
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
Everyone's getting kino
It's popping in April
Though the world is full of problems
The Ragepig is causing a ruckus in his staple
From the crackshack I hear hollers
Ralph shart on his chair
Tonight there will be a party
On the expense of the Memphis mauler

(Chorus)
Didnt no one told you would be chimpin out
Until the break of dawn
I bet nobody told you
Stop ragepiggin from the dusk till dawn
You would be chimpin and chimpin and chimpin, chimpin, chimp on

(Verse 2)
He asked fuentes to join his flag war
But two can play that game
Day by day you get fatter than before
If you lose are you willing to take the blame
Flam is willing to sue, he might be right on this one
Now it's time for celebration
Because if tea can win flam can win too

(Chorus)
Didnt no one told you would be chimpin out
Until the break of dawn
I bet nobody told you
Stop ragepiggin from the dusk till dawn
You would be chimpin and chimpin and chimpin, chimpin, chimp on

(Chorus)
Didnt no one told you would be chimpin out
Until the break of dawn
I bet nobody told you
Stop ragepiggin from the dusk to dawn
You would be chimpin and chimpin and chimpin, chimpin, chimp on

(Verse 3)
You ask me if this is content
As a matter of fact
This week is a celebratory event
Ralph's child support will ream him bareback
Us kiwis have gathered together
As children of the corn
Like what the Jarbo has said
Love hath no fury like a pig's scorn

(Chorus)
Didnt no one told you (we're in the middle of making the master flaggers chimpin) would be chimpin out
Until the break of dawn
I bet nobody told you (we're in the middle of making the master flaggers chimpin)
Stop chimpin from the dusk till dawn
(Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, you)
(we're in the middle of making the master flaggers chimpin)
Nobody told you Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, no
(we're in the middle of making the master flaggers chimpin)
Na, na, na,
(we're in the middle of making the master flaggers chimpin)
I bet nobody told you
Stop chmpin from the dusk to dawn
I bet if someone approached you
(we're in the middle of making the master flaggers chimpin)
4 years ago you ago you would be ragepigging
You would not believe it because you would be a flaggot
Oh, oh, oh,oh
(we're in the middle of making the master flaggers chimpin)
Chimpin out from dusk till dawn

 
O Brave Sir Ethan!
Original Song: O Brave Sir Robin by Monty Python

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Bravely bold Sir Ethan
Waddled to Portugal.
He was not the least bit scare,
Oh brave Sir Ethan!
He was not at all afraid
To be felted in many ways!
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ethan!

Ralph was not in the least bit scared
To be stomped into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes fucked up,
And his orbital broken.
To double his mantits,
And his gunt bifurcated,
And his manpurse lost forever, brave Sir Ethan!

His mouth smashed in
And his teeth smashed out
And his gunt exposed
And his nose bent up
And his mouth thumb-raped
And his drunk ass jailed
And his micropenis...

Brave Sir Ethan ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away!
("Thass naht troo!")
When foul troon Digi raised his head,
Ralph bravely turned his tail and fled.
("Gator play the tape!")
Dan from Northland stormed about,
Then gallantly Ralph chickened out.
("Fanfiction farms!")
Taking to his swollen feet,
from Warski did the pig retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Ethan!
("As a matter of fact, it was YOU that ran!")

 
Not exactly songs but:

An obese alcoholic named Ethan,
Knew that he'd surely ne'er be thin,
___And his viewership dropped,
___Though he once was on top,
And then a Portugese kicked his teeth in.


There once was a fellow named Gunt,
Who thought every joke an affront,
___Until it came to an end
___When he had no more friends
And the whole sektur called him a...


A lolicon horse name of Meigh,
Thought that being pickme was the way,
___So she got picked by a pig,
___Who's dick was not big,
But she foaled after rolling in hay.


A California clan called the Vickers,
On Twitter most constantly bickers,
___Since Faith was knocked up,
___they want Gunt locked up,
While the whole Internet simply snickers.


Some fat lonely sperg named the Gator,
To the Gunt he would never turn traitor,
___'Till his sister got doxed,
___And /cow/ called her a fox,
And loudly proclaimed that they'd date her.
 
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Parody of something just like this by the Chainsmokers ft. Coldplay
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
I've seen the forums of old
I heard of the ibs myth
Grifters spitting fools gold
Sargon's wants to save the brits
Pho's noodle snipe
And Metokur with his witt
But im probably on a Government watch list

(Pre-chorus)
She said "would give it a go"
How much you wanna risk
I'm not asking for some glowie
Or a discord tranny
All I wanna ask if they liked my parody
And have someone to turn to
Someone I can ask
Where can find content just like this
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Oh, Where can find content just like this
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo

(Chorus)
Oh, i where can find content just like this
I want content just like this

(Verse 2)
I've seen the forums of old
I heard of the ibs myth
The movement tenets they behold
The supporters and the monolith
The ragepig holler
And deminsional Julaay
Fortunately don't live in a pigsty

(Pre-chorus)
She said "would give it a go"
How much you wanna risk
I'm not asking for some glowie
Or a discord tranny
All I wanna ask if they liked my parody
And have someone to turn to
Someone I can ask
Where can find content just like this

(Chorus)
I want content just like this
I want content just like this

(Bridge)
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Oh, Where can find content just like this
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo

(Pre-chorus)
She said "would give it a go"
How much you wanna risk
I'm not asking for some glowie
Or a discord tranny
All I wanna ask if they liked my parody
And have someone to turn to
Someone I can ask
Where can find content just like this

(Chorus)
Oh, i where can find content just like this
Oh, i where can find content just like this
Oh, i where can find content just like this

 
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3 years of trolli. I'm getting old. Thanks for the love and support you guys given me and the parody era of the trolli.

Parody of somewhere only we know by Keane
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
I scroll across, many threads
So many low cows in the palm of my hand
I felt the seethe from the rage pig
From a cancer man he saw as a dad

(Chorus)
Oh simple thing
Where have you gone
I'm becoming an old fag so i need someone to rely on
So tell me when, who will snipe
So many channels flagged we need a new fall guy

(Verse 2)
I came across a boring stream
Hearing fagmenco felting ppp
Is there a place, we used to lol
Is there a place josterman can expose the cabal

(Pre-chorus)
Oh simple thing
Where have you gone
I'm becoming an old fag so i need someone to rely on
So tell me when, who will the snipe
So many channels flagged we need a new fall guy

(Chorus)
And if you have a minute, do we have to watch the casino
Talk about it somewhere to find kino?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere to find kino?
Somewhere to find kino

(Pre-Chorus)
Oh simple thing
Where have you gone
I'm becoming an old fag so i need someone to rely on
So tell me when, who will the snipe
So many channels flagged we need a new fall guy

(Chorus)
And if you have a minute, do we have to watch the casino
Talk about it somewhere to find kino?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere to find kino?
Somewhere to find kino
Somewhere to find kino
Oooh-ahh, oh

(Outro)
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere to find kino?
Somewhere to find kino

 
Over the past 2 years of posting on the Gunt Board, Whimsical Trolli has become a staple of the Gunt board posting parodies. He is known for hit singles "Wigger", "Putting on the Vics", "Gunted Wall" and his recent hit with fellow user @Hüftpriester "Piglet with Baphomet Wings", which was famously referenced by Ralph's Twitter.

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The question that Many users have is

Does Ralph Like my Parodies.

He referenced the chorus of piglet with Baphomet Wings so where's smoke theres fire. But here's the people WHO DO like the Parodies.

Exhibit A

Teaclips, who hearted my Hit single from October "Clipping Too Much"

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Exhibit 2
Our Resident Patriot, Josterman

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exhibit 3

former suspect of Gator, @The Megalodon

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Exhibit 4

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Former Discord tranny negrated me on my 3rd single "I'm gonna groom you up" 2 years ago. Now, with the power of my Parodial Arts and now he's a reformed Twitter Fag.

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Now I ask you, fellow Gunt Alogs


Do you Like My parodies
 

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