Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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If you're wondering why the shoe-eating groomer is quiet on Twitter, I think the Vicspergs (not the Alphabet Soup Speds; the more "normal" ones) have been shooting him. As much as Shane's low-quality posts can annoy people, I felt this guy was more of a laugh track than someone to legit get mad at. Manjaw is more deserving of mass flagging fueled by assmad and that's only because the pseudo troon's open (albeit mostly ineffectual) TI is legit tiresome.

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Well, we already archived his shame so we won't miss much. I mean, Manjaw will probably explain the sad deterioration of Shane's existence because she needs someone to look down on.

Had the same thought. Welcome back Shane

Do we want Shane back though? I mean, really though? He'll be all sad and broken. And sober. He'll just be like those high school football jocks that got fat, screaming "You know who I am? I was somebody! Fuck you all!"
 




If you're wondering why the shoe-eating groomer is quiet on Twitter, I think the Vicspergs (not the Alphabet Soup Speds; the more "normal" ones) have been shooting him. As much as Shane's low-quality posts can annoy people, I felt this guy was more of a laugh track than someone to legit get mad at. Manjaw is more deserving of mass flagging fueled by assmad and that's only because the pseudo troon's open (albeit mostly ineffectual) TI is legit tiresome.

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This explains why he spent all day on Facebook.

Do we want Shane back though? I mean, really though? He'll be all sad and broken. And sober. He'll just be like those high school football jocks that got fat, screaming "You know who I am? I was somebody! Fuck you all!"
Shane could never get five touchdowns in a single game though. He's a nobody and will always be a nobody.
 
Do we want Shane back though? I mean, really though? He'll be all sad and broken. And sober. He'll just be like those high school football jocks that got fat, screaming "You know who I am? I was somebody! Fuck you all!"

Are you saying Shane is a fat version of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite? A sad-sack middle aged man trying to relive his glory days that are eight belt sizes behind him?
 
This explains why he spent all day on Facebook.


Shane could never get five touchdowns in a single game though. He's a nobody and will always be a nobody.

True. I meant without Twitter, who is Shane? Does he run successful conventions? No. Does he do anything? He is an office drone. He won't even be a foot note in the history of any convention he was involved with.
Hell, he will be lucky if his grandchildren care to learn about him at all.

Are you saying Shane is a fat version of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite? A sad-sack middle aged man trying to relive his glory days that are eight belt sizes behind him?

I think his glory days was 2019. "I was a Twitter warrior. And I was planning a convention. I knew all the stars. I was going places. Then those Incels got me banned."
 
True. I meant without Twitter, who is Shane? Does he run successful conventions? No. Does he do anything? He is an office drone. He won't even be a foot note in the history of any convention he was involved with.
Hell, he will be lucky if his grandchildren care to learn about him at all.



I think his glory days was 2019. "I was a Twitter warrior. And I was planning a convention. I knew all the stars. I was going places. Then those Incels got me banned."
This is false. Shane has no glory days. From the moment he was conceived in the womb he was a blob of disappointment.
 
Are you saying Shane is a fat version of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite? A sad-sack middle aged man trying to relive his glory days that are eight belt sizes behind him?

Uncle Rico is at least charming in his own little narcissistic way. Not to mention good-looking.
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Shane could never pull it off.
 
Not that these idiots actually look things up but people aren't being invited to as many shows any more. Probably because conventions are learning that these people are whiny little bitches who think they're entitled to everything. Comic book creators cost less and bring in more fans. B-List actors cost more, tend to complain less and bring in more fans. Not to mention, they don't have Funimation skits insulting various groups, known casting couches, and endless rape allegations with no proof. It's almost like there's no real money to be made anymore when you bring in anime VA's. They've all shit the bed and think no one notices.

Next ones to get nixed will be the guest cosplayers because they too bring nothing to conventions other than drama. They'll have to pay like any other cosplayer.
 
Just think that one day Shane's kids will Google him and
1. Find his Twitter feed.
2. Find this thread.
3. Find that video of him on Nick's stream.

Then they will realize why their dad violently sobbed at the computer for hours on end.

Or better yet, do a 23 and Me and thank God that their dad was whoever actually cucked Shane with his child bride.
 
Next ones to get nixed will be the guest cosplayers because they too bring nothing to conventions other than drama. They'll have to pay like any other cosplayer.
I have never understood what idiots think internet-celebrity cosplayers are worthwhile guests. If you're a convention organizer who invites them, go rethink your life priorities. And if you are actually a moron who pays to see or interact with these people, do everyone (including yourself) a favor and just save your pennies a little bit longer and pay an actual prostitute, or if you don't want to be illegal, hire an escort service. At least then everyone is being honest with themselves. Heck, it's not that expensive (cheaper than an anime convention) to go to a strip club.
 
Heck, it's not that expensive (cheaper than an anime convention) to go to a strip club.
Unless you're in a country like Canada, or live in a place that has a minimum to give the dancers. Throwing loonies and twonies at strippers could be considered assault.
 
Unless you're in a country like Canada, or live in a place that has a minimum to give the dancers. Throwing loonies and twonies at strippers could be considered assault.
Many conventions are $50US just to get in the door. How crazy are expenses in the great white north if you can't get a cheap steak and a lapdance for that?
 
Many conventions are $50US just to get in the door. How crazy are expenses in the great white north if you can't get a cheap steak and a lapdance for that?
Depends on where you live. Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba are terrible. Quebec though I could get a lap dance and a porterhouse for free. If you want to go to a good strip join, you'll be paying at least $40, that doesn't include a lap dance, or your drinks. That's just getting in.

One "major" convention in the winter wasteland is $60 for a Saturday, The actual major convention is $68 for Saturday. Nothing changes at them unless a guest dies. Every year it's the same vendors with huge markups on items and the same guests. Not to mention the same people in artist alleys.
 
Can you imagine how pathetic your life must be if this is what you do early Saturday morning 6 months after your side scored a victory in a lawsuit? What a sad sack of a human being.
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He doesn't have anything else. His attempt at a convention had to be cancelled. His coup against the person he blamed for his convention failing failed. Shane was probably told to sit in the corner and be thankful for the mercy they are showing.
 
Can you imagine how pathetic your life must be if this is what you do early Saturday morning 6 months after your side scored a victory in a lawsuit? What a sad sack of a human being.
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Shane still can't run a convention because none of the people he parroted for ever cared about him to begin with and don't want to pledge to attend Coomerstock.
 
Can you imagine how pathetic your life must be if this is what you do early Saturday morning 6 months after your side scored a victory in a lawsuit? What a sad sack of a human being.
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He's also (we already knew) an idiot. The following were also palendromic and NOT (even close to) 900 years ago:
01/02/2010
11/02/2011
10/02/2001
 
Well I've been talking to the Anime Banzai con owners cause of a tweet I saw in another thread saying that "Vic would never be invited again" and I asked one very specific question.
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Rember guys, "everyone in the con scene knows who I am, and I have connections" - Shoeberg
 
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