Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Actually I'm a she lol.

How dare they misgender you!

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

2nd brave keyboard warrior an ocean away. My my how the miles and miles between us make you brave.

I love how you equate all the roasting you're getting as keyboard warriors when in reality, you walked into the lions den spazzing out to a bunch of people that are incredibly bored and take fun in watching you spazz out.

Never change

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Nah, your utter stupidity and failure at life is what emboldens me. But nice guess.

You could come here too. You have my address.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I would love to see hero hei show up at shane's apt. It would be a slap fight to end all slap fights. Or it wouldn't. Could the gi wearing teenager beat the pedo starving for attention? Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets...

How about Perfection parked on Shane's street and making posts on his Discord saying that he's calling Shane out?

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

She's an autismo who temporarily killed ShortRound's buzz, but ShortRound's shenanigans felt like they'd eventually get REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd about by an exceptional individual that isn't her.

She can fight Manjawllo or Sabat's pet cocksleeve Dom though.

Is it bad I'd give to see Perfection sperg at Shane because he actually proved himself to be the stereotype of every black NEET? Shane can't handle the NEET. He can't handle the NEET. He can't handle the NEET life, yo!

 

[Maltninja]

There is nothing I have seen big and bad about the farms. A bunch of keyboard warriors who talk a lot of smack but are too scared to back it up.

Shane, you're no spring chicken, let's be realistic now. The only harm you could guarantee is via a weapon.

 

[Allanon]

You could come here too. You have my address.

Shane. No one is going to come have sex with you. This is Kiwifarms, not Craigslist. Stop begging.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Shane. You're not in any danger from anyone but your toddler bride, father in law, and the cops. It's much more fun to watch you throw a tantrum like the giant manbaby you are than try to free you from your suffering.

So you admit you are all just a bunch of smack talking cowards. I already knew that, but thanks for confirming it!

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Like,

You're so paralyzed with fear over a bunch of shitposters that it immediately triggers your fight-or-flight response in your brain.

It's kind of adorable, really.

 

[UA 674]

"Blah blah blah I am a bitch ass punk coward too, and so I will use this clever meme and hide behind it".

I mean, what's to hide behind. You can't hide from the truth cucksucker lul.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Shane, you're no spring chicken, let's be realistic now. The only harm you could guarantee is via a weapon.

Any time bitch ass.

 

[ManateeHunter]

You could come here too. You have my address.

I don't have plans to go to Texas faggot. How about you take my advice and charter me a plane?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Shane should stop flirting with/propositioning us and go spend time with his family, but at this point I really don't trust him being around his kids--who aren't even his kids to begin with and his biological child's nowhere to be seen.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

There is nothing I have seen big and bad about the farms. A bunch of keyboard warriors who talk a lot of smack but are too scared to back it up.

You actually think we're dumb enough to fall for your gay ops, you giant, lying crybaby?

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

You're right. I don't know where you are at. But you know where I am.

I'll wait up.

So what happes if I do show up? Do you creepily rape me? Would you punch me?

Hey wait that's a good idea! I go to your place and scream sexual harrasment! That way I get what I want and you can suffer in the american jail system!

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

I love how you equate all the roasting you're getting as keyboard warriors when in reality, you walked into the lions den spazzing out to a bunch of people that are incredibly bored and take fun in watching you spazz out.

Never change

Having fun poking fun at a bunch of coward keyboard warriors is more like it.

 

[indianshedevil]

Actually I'm a she lol.

Me too (I'm also female) . I don't give a damn if you call me a he or a they.

 

[Imperial Agent]

"Blah blah blah I am a bitch ass punk coward too, and so I will use this clever meme and hide behind it".

So you admit the meme is clever?

 

[PomegranateKing]

Kiwis are cowards and poor. Who saw that coming?

Tell you what Shane. I have been quiet on you for quite some time, believing your exceptionalism to be below me. But if you want to call every board member a coward, I'll be happy to give you my address and a time you can reach me. You're not worth the time or the flight, but feel free to come to my house for a beatdown any time.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

You actually think we're dumb enough to fall for your gay ops, you giant, lying crybaby?

You are not here yet.... it seems you are still scared and bawling your eyes out in your closet hoping your parents don't see.