Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Allanon]

So you admit you are all just a bunch of smack talking cowards. I already knew that, but thanks for confirming it!

I think anyone who isn't your broken child bride would be afraid to see you naked. Are you going to stop whinging and crying about people being big bad meanies to you and contribute something yet, or are you going back into your feedback loop of '1v1 me faggoos i'm a SEAL!'?

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

I don't have plans to go to Texas faggot. How about you take my advice and charter me a plane?

That would require he take money from his food budget. "Payless" does not equal "Paynothing"

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Tell you what Shane. I have been quiet on you for quite some time, believing your exceptionalism to be below me. But if you want to call every board member a coward, I'll be happy to give you my address and a time you can reach me. You're not worth the time or the flight, but feel free to come to my house for a beatdown any time.

"Blah Blah Blah... I am also a coward, but will act tough for the farms".

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

How dare they misgender you!

Oh no I was misgendered! My sense of reality will slowly crumble away and I will kill myself!

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

I think anyone who isn't your broken child bride would be afraid to see you naked. Are you going to stop whinging and crying about people being big bad meanies to you and contribute something yet, or are you going back into your feedback loop of '1v1 me faggoos i'm a SEAL!'?

Contribute? Have you not seen how unwanted Vic is now?

 

[indianshedevil]

You could come here too. You have my address.

Ew. No. You're not my type. You're an oversized brat.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

"Blah blah blah I am a bitch ass punk coward too, and so I will use this clever meme and hide behind it".

Shane right now:

 

[VZ 467]

So you admit you are all just a bunch of smack talking cowards. I already knew that, but thanks for confirming it!

Not sure about your end-goal here champ. We may talk smack to dipshits who walk in here being proud child-groomers like yourself. But at least we are not pedos like you. We are however capable of rational thought and making a coherent sentence.

Back to pedocon, who are your guests?

 

[PomegranateKing]

"Blah Blah Blah... I am also a coward, but will act tough for the farms".

So cowardice is offering you an invitation?

I'm not huffing my own farts, moron. You want to call me a coward, I'll dox myself if that means you'll nut up and show up. Stop trying to act tough yourself, bitch ass.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Having fun poking fun at a bunch of coward keyboard warriors is more like it.

I mean, I'm having fun. You're writing like you're having a panic attack.

"THESE DIRTY COWARDLY KIWIS GRRRRRRR KEYBOARD WARRIORS GRRRRRRRRRRRRR DONGA NEED MORE SHOE POLISH!"

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Oh no I was misgendered! My sense of reality will slowly crumble away and I will kill myself!

No don't! You are worth do much!

Just kidding. Do whatever you want.

Just sass really. But isn't that yalls thing now? Calling out misgendering to get people banned off social media?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I think anyone who isn't your broken child bride would be afraid to see you naked.

I have to give credit where credit is due: we've yet to see nudes, although I'm afraid to know of how many cameras in Shane's possession have committed sudoku.

 

[Allanon]

Contribute? Have you not seen how unwanted Vic is now?

Oh my gosh you finally have something to say that isn't getting triggered by trolling on the internet! Please do elaborate, Shane. Impart your galaxythink before Greg gets to do it for once.

 

[UA 674]

Contribute? Have you not seen how unwanted Vic is now?

Oh, you mean the guy you got the wrong accusations on? Great job Shane. Have your medal.

 

[ManateeHunter]

Contribute? Have you not seen how unwanted Vic is now?

Yes, because those lines of people totally have nothing to do with the guy giving out autographs. Are you blind as well as dumb? I'm sorry you have to live through all those disabilities.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

"Blah Blah Blah... I am also a coward, but will act tough for the farms".

Your insults are so generic, faggot. Why not use a thesaurus? Or do you think that's a dinosaur?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Having fun poking fun at a bunch of coward keyboard warriors is more like it.

Shane, there's a rule on The Farms: don't pozload my neghole.

No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Don't conspire to harm someone off-site.

Now, if a cow comes on The Farms flinging poo everywhere, then the only recourse is to mock them for being Mad at the Internet.
Hence why you are here.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

So cowardice is offering you an invitation?

I'm not huffing my own farts, moron. You want to call me a coward, I'll dox myself if that means you'll nut up and show up. Stop trying to act tough yourself, bitch ass.

"Yes I am a bitch ass who has your address, but I have too much pride and I am too poor to back up my smack talk"

Yep. Exactly.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Actually I'm a she lol.

You could come here too. You have my address.

Dude. Keep saying that enough and you'll invite the wrong people who aren't kiwis and will accept and you'll have no one but yourself to blame. All of us tried warning you. You're only making it worse for yourself.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

You are not here yet.... it seems you are still scared and bawling your eyes out in your closet hoping your parents don't see.

I mean, clearly I'm not doing that because I'm here and talking to you. But I forgot you lack basic human intelligence.
And shame on you, assuming I live with my parents. You see the problem with that is you're making a factually incorrect statement as usual. Here, I'll give you an example of what's actually true: that you're a child grooming pedo.